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  • God's Ninja
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    • Mar 2010
    • 15

    #331
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    You are a funny fellow, I have to give you that. My fun will be watching you burn in hell for all eternity .
    I know I'm funny, but thanks. Hell has great sand beaches..........

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    • DTcrew4
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      • Mar 2010
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      #332
      Re: What is Fap?

      how does the infraction points system work? And can I see my total please?

      Just wondering how good I'm doing..

      Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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      • DTcrew4
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        • Mar 2010
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        #333
        Re: What is Fap?

        Wow! The noodz code works here.

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        Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #334
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by DTcrew4 View Post
          Wow! The noodz code works here.

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          It should be 10 minutes between posts for you. I'll have to ask someone what went wrong.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • God's Ninja
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            • Mar 2010
            • 15

            #335
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            It should be 10 minutes between posts for you. I'll have to ask someone what went wrong.
            you should ask the priest that fondled you.........

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22362

              #336
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by DTcrew4 View Post
              Just wondering how good I'm doing.
              You are doing very well. The fires of hell will be extra hot for you .
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #337
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
                you should ask the priest that fondled you.........
                You're confusing us with ring kissing papists. We aren't the kiddie fiddlers.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • God's Ninja
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                  • Mar 2010
                  • 15

                  #338
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  You're confusing us with ring kissing papists. We aren't the kiddie fiddlers.
                  hmmm, well, keep repressing your true feelings and hiding in that closet

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                  • Godslover
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 2

                    #339
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    You "Baptist" folk are very One sided. I mean Everytime some post something you Lable it "Gay Porn" to make yourselfs feel better Well I have News for you, The things you say will also make you Sinners. I was already Banned today. The words that I recieved in my "Ban" are the words that would make you all Go to Hell. I hope All of you dirty FUCKS Burn In hell, Ill save you a spot, <---- Get Smileie for a "Baptist Forum" BTW


                    I would like to see you call this gay Porn

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22362

                      #340
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
                      hmmm, well, keep repressing your true feelings and hiding in that closet
                      We do not have to hide our love for Jesus.

                      Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22362

                        #341
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by Godslover View Post
                        I would like to see you call this gay Porn
                        Let's call it what it is: porn.

                        Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                        You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                        And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Godslover
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 2

                          #342
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          God is fake. What happens when you Die? Does anyone know? I do!!

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22362

                            #343
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by Godslover View Post
                            God is genuine. What happens when you Die? Does anyone know? I do!!
                            I do too. We go to Heaven, you go to hell .
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • God's Ninja
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                              • Mar 2010
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                              #344
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              We do not have to hide our love for Jesus.

                              Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                              I was referring to your faggotry, old dude

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22362

                                #345
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
                                I was referring to your faggotry, old dude
                                I am not gay my poor misguided friend. I have a wife, 9 sons and many grandsons.

                                Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                                You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                                And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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