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  • gumbii
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2010
    • 6

    #136
    Re: What is Fap?

    [QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;491050]So for starters no one ever thought you any manners. Instead of being ignorant and calling everyone who believes in God "cavemen" you could also try to learn something here. [quote]

    modern times sir... and i do have manners... there just hasn't been an opportunity to show my mannerisms...


    So you are on a school that teaches you that those who believe in God are incapable of learning? Why don't you stop listening to others and start using your own brain? Then you would see that such generalizations could never be true. E.g. America is a Christian nation and I assure you we have a lot of modern technology here. How could that have happened if we refused to learn? See what happens when you start to think for yourself!
    so i should stop listening to others, use my own brain and then live my own individual life out of a book just like all the other sheep in the christian community...???¿¿¿ sorry... i'd rather fallow people that have talent, passion, heart and intelligence... wile you people are staying under a book of rules and regulations, us modern people strive in art, music, science and infrastructural future...


    That is because you assume things instead of actually studying them.

    this hurts me the most... lol... why..¿¿¿ because you assume me of assuming things... i don't assume things... i know things... everything i assume are facts... the gents that are pushing this nation forward are educating eachother to survive and evolve this planet for the better... if you don't move forward... you're just as bad as the mormans... srsly...

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22356

      #137
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by gumbii View Post
      and i do have manners...
      No you do not. Calling people "cavemen" just because they believe in God is not manners.

      so i should stop listening to others, use my own brain and then live my own individual life out of a book just like all the other sheep in the christian community
      Please learn to read. All I said was that you should stop copying the opinions of others and start using your own brain instead.

      wile you people are staying under a book of rules and regulations, us modern people strive in art, music, science and infrastructural future
      Again you assume things without actually investigating. How could I post to this forum without modern technology? You seem to think all Christians are against modern technology. Perhaps Mormons are but I assure you we are not.

      i don't assume things... i know things
      So far I have not seen any proof of that.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Ezekiel 25:17
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2010
        • 10

        #138
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Thanks for taking the time to stop by and spread your hate, Godmocker.





        Boy, am I glad must of us are home-schooled.


        Seriously...why is this blasphmus thread still alive?... I REALLY hate how heavans are allowed to post here about what ever they feel like..."FAP" is an ungodly term....any "slang" given to the act of masterbating is EVIL...I've only been a member of this forum for a shortwhile but really, I'm already tired of this satanism prevelant throughout this site...."FAPPING", as you devil worshipers call it, is an unholy act of SIN...and to think that Palin is "fappable" really boggles my mind. Why would ANYONE think of such an act towards God's favorite politician?....I love everyone that is an honest member of this forum....but i can not tolerate the people that post this kind of hate-speech towards our views....just GET OUT...you are NOT welcome here you unsaved ATROCITIES

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        • gumbii
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2010
          • 6

          #139
          Re: What is Fap?

          lol...


          whatev'skeez...


          if you peeps want real guidance and an enriching life style hit me up...

          gumbii garcia (gumbii)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.



          check out my pictures read my profile... then you can judge me...


          you can also fallow me on twitter... www.twitter.com/gumbiibg because i'm fallowing you crazy old man...

          wish we could sit down and discuss this further... but i have to get to my office in the morning... the building isn't going to run without me...

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22356

            #140
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by gumbii View Post
            You are using outdated technology. Modern people use Facebook. I gave your page a look and it is awful. A Facebook page would be much much better.

            Originally posted by gumbii View Post
            the building isn't going to run without me
            I highly doubt that.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Ezekiel 25:17
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              Under Investigation
              • Mar 2010
              • 10

              #141
              Re: What is Fap?

              Wide-Open....you are a good christian and i respect your views....i juts wish others would appreciate the value at which our statements give out to the public....seriously I am SO torn up by these heavans ridiculing our point of view and i WISH god would smite all who goes against the bible....

              God Bless....

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #142
                Re: What is Fap?

                So that liebral education got you a job as a building maintenance man?

                What a good way to waste $20,000.
                Drama queen

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #143
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel 25:17 View Post
                  Wide-Open....you are a good christian and i respect your views....i juts wish others would appreciate the value at which our statements give out to the public....seriously I am SO torn up by these heavans ridiculing our point of view and i WISH god would smite all who goes against the bible....

                  God Bless....
                  Hello.

                  Maybe you could head over to The introduction forum and tell us more about yourself. What Church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and etc.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • gumbii
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 6

                    #144
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    You are using outdated technology. Modern people use Facebook. I gave your page a look and it is awful. A Facebook page would be much much better.
                    lol... i'm anti facebook... sorry... plus... facebook is the new myspace... www.gravity.com is the new face book... i have about 5 invites left... it's still in beta testing mode, but if you want to make a profile shoot me a PM...

                    I highly doubt that.
                    srs bro... srsly...

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #145
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Hello.

                      Maybe you could head over to The introduction forum and tell us more about yourself. What Church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and etc.
                      Brother, he did

                      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


                      I think it just got lost in the insanity of today.
                      Drama queen

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                      • gumbii
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 6

                        #146
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        you guys are an online hit right now... you don't even know you're so hot right now...


                        just like hansel... so hot right now... hansel...
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                        • Ezekiel 25:17
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 10

                          #147
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Hello.

                          Maybe you could head over to The introduction forum and tell us more about yourself. What Church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and etc.


                          Not to call you out, but i HAVE told this forum about myself and (one of) my favorite bible verses!.....the Church i attend is not near as sensible as the Landover Baptist Church but i assure you....if i was in any position to attend i would be there in a heartbeat!.....Sorry, not trying to come off as if I believe i am better than any of you...i do infact feel humbled by this forum in a good way....this is the first Christian group that i actually feel is above me in terms of God....I hope that I can remain perfect in God's eyes.....I haven't commited a sin in over 2 decades and I pray that i can remain this way throughout the rest of my life.....This forum is a "God-send" for me....no other group of Christians has instilled my belief in Christ as much as this one has!.....I pray that your forum leader will acknowledge this and you all will accept me into your sect of Christianity because I am VERY much interested in becoming a member of the Land Over Baptist church....


                          God Bless

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #148
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by gumbii View Post
                            you guys are an online hit right now... you don't even know you're so hot right now...
                            You mean like on socalireefs and layitlow? Of course we don't know that.

                            Hmmm. I thought all your assumptions were facts.


                            Proverbs 26:3
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • gumbii
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 6

                              #149
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              You mean like on socalireefs and layitlow? Of course we don't know that.

                              Hmmm. I thought all your assumptions were facts.


                              Proverbs 26:3
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.
                              cool story bro... but you missed landpirates, 4chan, =3 and reefcentral... because i made all the threads... tomorrow should be interesting...

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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2025
                                • 15118

                                #150
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                You mean like on socalireefs and layitlow? Of course we don't know that.

                                Hmmm. I thought all your assumptions were facts.


                                Proverbs 26:3
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

                                Apparently he " liek teh aniMAWLZ!!!..."
                                Whatever that means

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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