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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #61
    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

    Well if you agitate someone and push their buttons by doing something they disapprove of who can blame a guy for standing up for himself and setting a woman right?
    Maybe you should be more careful when you are pleasuring your husband and take care not to upset him and you won't have to "defend" yourself from his instruction.

    He works all day long so what makes you think you can just do whatever you want after he gets home? You have the whole day to lolligag about the trailer like a frumpy tart! When he gets home it is HIS time to be pampered in whatever way he tells you to do so. Unless you didn't listen when you were married and ignored the vows you swore to God to obey.

    Makes perfect sense if you actually have sense to begin with that is.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322

      #62
      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      Once again. I'm a very nice person if you don't threaten to hit me. If you do, I'll cut your tiny penis off, if you even have one that is.... So I'm not trying to be mean, but I will take self defense measures...
      If you assault a man and cut off his woman tamer just because he threatened you then you will end up in prison with the Lesbians.

      You fail to understand so I'll say it again.

      If you do nothing to upset him, he won't hit you.

      Is that easier to grasp? Is the estrogen processing that comment properly this time or should I further simplify it?
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #63
        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

        And if women would stop dressing like whores, they might not get raped so much. They bring that on themselves too.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #64
          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          The Left half of the Midwest maybe. The gay part near Denver I'll bet.(if betting wasn't a sin of course)
          Betting's a sin? You don't know what you're missing... All that for worshipping a fake God...
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

          Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #65
            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            Betting's a sin? You don't know what you're missing... All that for worshipping a fake God...
            So what exactly are we missing? Other than the chance to fork over our hard-earned cash, which rightfully belongs to Jesus, to some sweaty-palmed Las Vegas Jew for little or no return?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #66
              Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              Betting's a sin? You don't know what you're missing... All that for worshipping a fake God...
              Gambling is nothing more than a tax on stupid people. If you want to get rid of your money, you'd be far better off donating it to Jesus (via LBC) than turning it over to the greasy wop mary-worshiping italians that run all forms of wagering in the world.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3322

                #67
                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                And Italians smack their women for practically nothing all the time! For someone who is so adamant about denying men their duty to correct a woman, you seem awfully eager to fork over your money(that Jesus allowed you to make) to some dirty wop for hair gel or whatever they use their cash on.

                Perhaps that money would be better spent in the service of the Lord.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #68
                  Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Gambling is nothing more than a tax on stupid people. If you want to get rid of your money, you'd be far better off donating it to Jesus (via LBC) than turning it over to the greasy wop mary-worshiping italians that run all forms of wagering in the world.
                  What about Tuesday night poker? I heard you men love those.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • hellion
                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 564

                    #69
                    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                    And Italians smack their women for practically nothing all the time! For someone who is so adamant about denying men their duty to correct a woman, you seem awfully eager to fork over your money(that Jesus allowed you to make) to some dirty wop for hair gel or whatever they use their cash on.

                    Perhaps that money would be better spent in the service of the Lord.
                    You guys are WAY out of line. There are other ways to bet than casinos.
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322

                      #70
                      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                      The only line we're out of is the line to Hell via gambling and denial of Christ.

                      YOU are the one going against the Lord by being a militant Feminazi who doesn't respect her man enough to learn from your mistakes. No wonder you get smacked. Unless you enjoy infuriating your man to the point of his hand raising in correction? A bit of a Masochist are you?
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #71
                        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        What about Tuesday night poker? I heard you men love those.
                        A friendly game of pinochle between friends is nothing to be ashamed of. And the strippers who come and make our sandwiches are actually repentant harlots in training who hope to gain valuable experience to make them more presentable for marriage (or sale, more than likely).

                        Anyway, it's Thursday night, not Tuesdays.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #72
                          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          The only line we're out of is the line to Hell via gambling and denial of Christ.

                          YOU are the one going against the Lord by being a militant Feminazi who doesn't respect her man enough to learn from your mistakes. No wonder you get smacked. Unless you enjoy infuriating your man to the point of his hand raising in correction? A bit of a Masochist are you?
                          A man did hit me once. So I punched him in the mouth. Guess what, he never did it again...No, I don't get smacked. I'm friends with a lot of guys and they'd know better than to hit me. And you can't possibly go to hell, because it doesn't exist.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #73
                            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            A friendly game of pinochle between friends is nothing to be ashamed of. And the strippers who come and make our sandwiches are actually repentant harlots in training who hope to gain valuable experience to make them more presentable for marriage (or sale, more than likely).

                            Anyway, it's Thursday night, not Tuesdays.
                            Yeah. Sure. You're a freak. Whatever. You're married right? If you are, then it's against your rules to have strippers come over, regardless of 'what they are'. So, if hell exists, I bet you'll be there <vile profanity removed>, sinner...
                            Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 11-09-2006, 09:33 PM.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #74
                              Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              Yeah. Sure. You're a freak. Whatever. You're married right? If you are, then it's against your rules to have strippers come over, regardless of 'what they are'. So, if hell exists, I bet you'll be there sucking off Satan, sinner...
                              Friend,

                              As the Pastor has said those "strippers" are not there to debauch themselves, they are there to learn proper Christian womanly duties. I should know friend, I am the one who goes to their agency in Des Moines and drives them into Freehold in an official Landover Security SUV. As Pastor Zeke always tells me, “there only two men in Freehold I trust with a truck load of strippers BJ; you and Born Again Bob”.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #75
                                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Yeah. Sure. You're a freak. Whatever. You're married right? If you are, then it's against your rules to have strippers come over, regardless of 'what they are'. So, if hell exists, I bet you'll be there sucking off Satan, sinner...
                                How is he a sinner?
                                Go ahead then, prove this biblical knowledge you keep claiming you have.
                                Or just be silent, as Jesus commands you women.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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