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Friends, the LORD works in mysterious ways.
If you are following along with the Bible in a Year, you'll know that we are in Ezekiel. Just recently (on Day 249), we were in Ezekiel 23. You may remember Ezekiel 23:20.
Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Who was that verse referring to? As we found in verse 19, it's the Egyptians.
Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
Ezekiel 23 says that Egyptian men had huge tally-whackers. It says the men were hung like asses.
Very few modern men *ahem* seem to have this type of appendage.
The Bible (KJV1611) makes it seem like almost all Egyptian men were well endowed. Most people take this to be a myth. They say that Ezekiel was just making stuff up.
Well...
Just last night, after I finished up playing softball, I was flipping through the tv channels ("Praise the Lord" was on TBN,and Dewey Friedel was hosting, and that shows just not worth watching unless Matt and Laurie are hosting) and wound up on the History Channel. On the History Channel was a program titled "Sex in the Ancient World: Egypt".
Well, on the program, they were talking about a 3,000 year old papyrus that depicted several sex acts. Here's an image of that.
What do you see, other than disgusting sex acts?
The answer, is men with massive penises. Not just large by normal standards, these things would hang down to their knees, or hit them in the face if they weren't careful with it.
During the show, the people talking mentioned that the large penises were probably just the artists imagination, or that they were showing that they were more hung than they really were (sort of a "gee I wish I were that big" type of thing). But, if you look at the women in the pictures, what do you notice?
They don't have large breasts. They don't have really fit, tight, hot bodies. They aren't all that great looking. They do like to have their hair pulled, but that's not important to the discussion.
The male figures are IDEALIZED, while the females are ROUTINE. This doesn't make sense. Look at the covers to romance novels. Both men and women are extremely hot. Why in these images, would the men have 2 foot long cocks, and the women be flat chested? Why? Because that's the way it WAS!
Never once during the show did I hear them mention Ezekiel, who would prove that the men were ass-cocked.
Why in the rest of the world, are perfect men shown with average (to small) penis'? (take Michelangelo's David, he's an idealized form, but has a really tiny penis)
Art imitates life. You can't just imagine everyman having a 2 foot long cock, it's got to be there.
Ezekiel was right, as was proved by the History Channel's disgusting show. Egyptian men were hung like asses.
YIC
V
Friends, the LORD works in mysterious ways.
If you are following along with the Bible in a Year, you'll know that we are in Ezekiel. Just recently (on Day 249), we were in Ezekiel 23. You may remember Ezekiel 23:20.
Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Who was that verse referring to? As we found in verse 19, it's the Egyptians.
Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
Ezekiel 23 says that Egyptian men had huge tally-whackers. It says the men were hung like asses.
Very few modern men *ahem* seem to have this type of appendage.
The Bible (KJV1611) makes it seem like almost all Egyptian men were well endowed. Most people take this to be a myth. They say that Ezekiel was just making stuff up.
Well...
Just last night, after I finished up playing softball, I was flipping through the tv channels ("Praise the Lord" was on TBN,and Dewey Friedel was hosting, and that shows just not worth watching unless Matt and Laurie are hosting) and wound up on the History Channel. On the History Channel was a program titled "Sex in the Ancient World: Egypt".
Well, on the program, they were talking about a 3,000 year old papyrus that depicted several sex acts. Here's an image of that.
What do you see, other than disgusting sex acts?
The answer, is men with massive penises. Not just large by normal standards, these things would hang down to their knees, or hit them in the face if they weren't careful with it.
During the show, the people talking mentioned that the large penises were probably just the artists imagination, or that they were showing that they were more hung than they really were (sort of a "gee I wish I were that big" type of thing). But, if you look at the women in the pictures, what do you notice?
They don't have large breasts. They don't have really fit, tight, hot bodies. They aren't all that great looking. They do like to have their hair pulled, but that's not important to the discussion.
The male figures are IDEALIZED, while the females are ROUTINE. This doesn't make sense. Look at the covers to romance novels. Both men and women are extremely hot. Why in these images, would the men have 2 foot long cocks, and the women be flat chested? Why? Because that's the way it WAS!
Never once during the show did I hear them mention Ezekiel, who would prove that the men were ass-cocked.
Why in the rest of the world, are perfect men shown with average (to small) penis'? (take Michelangelo's David, he's an idealized form, but has a really tiny penis)
Art imitates life. You can't just imagine everyman having a 2 foot long cock, it's got to be there.
Ezekiel was right, as was proved by the History Channel's disgusting show. Egyptian men were hung like asses.
YIC
V
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