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  • hellion
    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
    • Nov 2006
    • 564

    #16
    Re: It's time to get serious

    Is it on your website? I can't imagine any other church even being near as hard as Landover.
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

    Moderatio est Figmentum

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2026
      • 15118

      #17
      Re: It's time to get serious

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      Is it on your website? I can't imagine any other church even being near as hard as Landover.
      Now see Hellion, if you were a proper True Christian(tm) like us you would be able to think about Landover Bible Gun Camp. Far more exciting.

      Sorry Gents, I know I shouldn't be here but it had to be said.

      PRAISE HIM

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • gjaida
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2009
        • 15

        #18
        Re: It's time to get serious

        Umm, すみません (Japanese for "excuse me" very polite too). How will you enforce it if a woman comes to this part of the board, there IS freedom of speech.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912

          #19
          Re: It's time to get serious

          Originally posted by gjaida View Post
          Umm, すみません (Japanese for "excuse me" very polite too). How will you enforce it if a woman comes to this part of the board,
          Are you a woman?
          there IS freedom of speech.
          Can you quote Holy Scripture to support that? As far as I am aware, a woman's opinions are worthless unless her husband permits her to speak and takes on responsibility for her actions.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #20
            Re: It's time to get serious

            Originally posted by gjaida View Post
            Umm, すみません (Japanese for "excuse me" very polite too). How will you enforce it if a woman comes to this part of the board, there IS freedom of speech.
            Do tell.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: It's time to get serious

              Originally posted by gjaida View Post
              Umm, すみません (Japanese for "excuse me" very polite too). How will you enforce it if a woman comes to this part of the board, there IS freedom of speech.
              Please take a look at THIS thread regarding your "rights" on this Godly forum. They are explained in detail.

              You do NOT have the "right" to post demonic code on this forum!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • gjaida
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2009
                • 15

                #22
                Re: It's time to get serious

                Wow, one little question and a man is flamed... you people... infraction for a demonic language? (it's a hard language to learn and the people are peaceful and respectful).

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: It's time to get serious

                  They attacked our country and brought us into WWII.. We're still a little sensitive about that.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: It's time to get serious

                    Originally posted by gjaida View Post
                    Wow, one little question and a man is flamed... you people... infraction for a demonic language? (it's a hard language to learn and the people are peaceful and respectful).
                    The japs are peaceful? Respectful? Take a look at THIS.

                    You anime worshipers are living in a fool's paradise.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • gjaida
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 15

                      #25
                      Re: It's time to get serious

                      And here it is the preamble to the Japanese National Constitution-

                      "We, the Japanese people, acting through our duly elected representatives in the National Diet, determined that we shall secure for ourselves and our posterity the fruits of peaceful cooperation with all nations and the blessings of liberty throughout this land, and resolved that never again shall we be visited with the horrors of war through the action of government, do proclaim that sovereign power resides with the people and do firmly establish this Constitution. Government is a sacred trust of the people, the authority for which is derived from the people, the powers of which are exercised by the representatives of the people, and the benefits of which are enjoyed by the people. This is a universal principle of mankind upon which this Constitution is founded. We reject and revoke all constitutions, laws, ordinances, and rescripts in conflict herewith.
                      We, the Japanese people, desire peace for all time and are deeply conscious of the high ideals controlling human relationship, and we have determined to preserve our security and existence, trusting in the justice and faith of the peace-loving peoples of the world. We desire to occupy an honored place in an international society striving for the preservation of peace, and the banishment of tyranny and slavery, oppression and intolerance for all time from the earth. We recognize that all peoples of the world have the right to live in peace, free from fear and want.
                      We believe that no nation is responsible to itself alone, but that laws of political morality are universal; and that obedience to such laws is incumbent upon all nations who would sustain their own sovereignty and justify their sovereign relationship with other nations.
                      We, the Japanese people, pledge our national honor to accomplish these high ideals and purposes with all our resources."

                      ALL ABOUT PEACE (why are you people so racist, and sexist?)

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                      • gjaida
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 15

                        #26
                        Re: It's time to get serious

                        Well what now?

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                        • gjaida
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 15

                          #27
                          Re: It's time to get serious

                          So a woman is a horrible terrible animal according to you men?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: It's time to get serious

                            Originally posted by gjaida View Post
                            Well what now?
                            Do you know who wrote that Miss Asshat?

                            General Douglas MacArthur!

                            How old are you little girl?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22912

                              #29
                              Re: It's time to get serious

                              Originally posted by gjaida View Post
                              We, the Japanese people, pledge our national honor to accomplish these high ideals and purposes with all our resources."
                              Wasn't that bit also in the constitution in 1937 when they believed the Emperor was a god?

                              Granted the bit before it said something like, "We will put Asia to fire and the sword, pulling out the fingernails of our enemies whilst, beating, starving and working them to death, as we wade in the blood of the foreign devils"

                              But I think the point is, as always, succinctly encapsulated in a Bible verse:

                              Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • gjaida
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 15

                                #30
                                Re: It's time to get serious

                                AND there are Japanese Christians just so you know, God loves them too. I have my right to freedom of speech according to the US Constitution (first amendment). You hateful people!!! (Little girl?)

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