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  • #31
    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

    Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post
    I certainly understand that you poorly endowed white folk have the temptation to make your genitals seem more pronounced by shaving the hair the good lord gave you. I suppose someone of my race cannot understand the misery of having a less than pronounced appendage. Still try to have some dignity. Can I have an amen.
    You know, most times men like yourself boast about having a sizeable 'appendage', the opposite is in fact true.
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    • #32
      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      You know, most times men like yourself boast about having a sizeable 'appendage', the opposite is in fact true.
      Pay it no mind. I think he's some kind of whigger wanna-be.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #33
        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Pay it no mind. I think he's some kind of whigger wanna-be.
        So he's a wannabe wannabe with a minescule appendage?
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        • #34
          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

          Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post

          I certainly understand that you poorly endowed white folk have the temptation to make your genitals seem more pronounced by shaving the hair the good lord gave you. I suppose someone of my race cannot understand the misery of having a less than pronounced appendage. Still try to have some dignity. Can I have an amen.
          In your first post you shamelessly put the make on one of our GODLY Sisters, and here in your second one you arrogantly brag about the size of your man-thing. No, you may not have an amen, heathen.
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • #35
            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

            Confession is truly good for the soul and since I have altered my identity by slightly changing my name I suppose there is no harm in allowing the truth to be told. I have a tiny member. There I said it and what little there is, is hidden away under mounds of discusting sweaty flab. In fact I'm not even sure if it hasn't fallen off by now. I was thinking of having a transplant God knows I have plenty of money from traveling around the country extorting money from people but I'm so out of shape I'd probably drop over dead with a heart attack if I did have something to work with. Forgive me lord for going into such revolting detail. Thank you Lord. Amen

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            • #36
              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

              Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post

              ... what little there is, is hidden away under mounds of discusting sweaty flab ... probably drop over dead with a heart attack ... forgive me lord for going into such revolting detail ... thank you Lord ... Amen ...
              Still talking about your man-thing? to get attention? to make us feel sorry for you? maybe if you're good and you ask Jesus nicely, he will give you an amen ...
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • #37
                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                It is truly wonderful to be getting so many responses to my posts. Thank you Jesus. Some in the press have labeled me as a shameless self promotor. This is not the case. I cannot help it if everywhere I go regardless of what I say though insignificant it may be that people hang on my every word. It is a curse but it is the cross I must bear as my people have always had to bear heavy burdens.

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                • #38
                  Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                  Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post
                  It is truly wonderful to be getting so many responses to my posts. Thank you Jesus. Some in the press have labeled me as a shameless self promotor. This is not the case. I cannot help it if everywhere I go regardless of what I say though insignificant it may be that people hang on my every word. It is a curse but it is the cross I must bear as my people have always had to bear heavy burdens.
                  So then you're used to being ignored. Good deal.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                    Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post
                    Confession is truly good for the soul and since I have altered my identity by slightly changing my name I suppose there is no harm in allowing the truth to be told. I have a tiny member. There I said it and what little there is, is hidden away under mounds of discusting sweaty flab. In fact I'm not even sure if it hasn't fallen off by now. I was thinking of having a transplant God knows I have plenty of money from traveling around the country extorting money from people but I'm so out of shape I'd probably drop over dead with a heart attack if I did have something to work with. Forgive me lord for going into such revolting detail. Thank you Lord. Amen
                    Now what was the point in saying that? We already knew and now you're wanting people to visualize? Holy hell, have some respect for your fellow human!
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                    • #40
                      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Now what was the point in saying that?
                      I could ask the same question about at least 4,308 of your posts, witch.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                        No. Friends, I admit that I have my share of MANLY hair 'down there', but one of my parishioners whispered after the Sunday service that she would be happy to remove it so that no one can suggest, now or forever, that we have 'evolved' from hairy apes. I have an appointment tomorrow to try this wonderful new technique for renouncing Darwinism. My first treatment is called 'knees to navel' and is supposed to be completely painless as well as appropriately modest.

                        Friends, I will report on the results of this GODLY treatment tomorrow evening!
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #42
                          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                          Oh dear. Pastor Pistle, please use google before it's too late! I am praying for you!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • #43
                            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                            Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.
                            I opt to shave any and ALL body hair from my body. I hate it always have always will. In my opinion pubic hair and body hair is nasty, gross and completely repulsive. Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                              Originally posted by DantesBbyGrl07 View Post
                              I opt to shave any and ALL body hair from my body. I hate it always have always will. In my opinion pubic hair and body hair is nasty, gross and completely repulsive. Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.
                              And obviously the line of work you are STILL in!
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • #45
                                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                                Originally posted by DantesBbyGrl07 View Post
                                Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.
                                Were you a waitress?

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