[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You're a wifebeater that deserves to rot in Hell. You should not procrearte and God hates you. She should leave you, and your kids sould be taken away from you, you miserable swine of a man.

But the Bible says that man should treat women as though he was God and she was his creation. Therefore we can treat our wives like God treated Job, i.e. we can torture her to impress Satan.

Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You're a wifebeater that deserves to rot in Hell. You should not procrearte and God hates you. She should leave you, and your kids sould be taken away from you, you miserable swine of a man.

Not another one!

Tell me where God says that a man who chastises his wife should be condemned to Hell.

[gogeta]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Great story my friend
I beat my wife on a daily basis, She must never forget that im in charge.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I beat my wife on a daily basis, She must never forget that im in charge.

That is just wrong! You should only beat your wife to correct her. Otherwise the beatings lose effectiveness.

[monkelinx]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

That is just wrong! You should only beat your wife to correct her. Otherwise the beatings lose effectiveness.

Not to mention the furniture that gets broken of her weak ass falling down.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Not to mention the furniture that gets broken of her weak ass falling down.

Melt the old donkey down for glue if it's doing all of that and get a new one. Feeding them once they start doing that is a waste.

[monkelinx]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Melt the old donkey down for glue if it's doing all of that and get a new one. Feeding them once they start doing that is a waste.

I meant my wife's behind crashing through furniture when she falls down after a corrective slap (or two).

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I meant my wife's behind crashing through furniture when she falls down after a corrective slap (or two).

Well then speak clearly instead of using negro street speech.

[monkelinx]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Well then speak clearly instead of using negro street speech.

Forgive me, as I mentioned before, I'm corrupted and wish to abandon those blasphemous influences, I seek help in all of you, True Christians. Thank you for already correcting me on that.

[OneMouthTwoEars]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

You are amazing. Congratulations.

[kevin the fool]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Looks like you have,err, had a very intelligent wife that also has a strong support group of friends and family. Hope she does the smart thing and doesn't make excuses for you and stays away. However, if you get to see your children, may she make sure your abusive a-- only gets supervised visitations.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Looks like you have,err, had a very intelligent wife that also has a strong support group of friends and family. Hope she does the smart thing and doesn't make excuses for you and stays away. However, if you get to see your children, may she make sure your abusive a-- only gets supervised visitations.

Don't be so quick to judge. While I don't hit my wife reguarly (I do so if I feel it is needed), I do support men who feel that it is needed in their homes.

We should be trying to make their marriage stick as divorce is a sin. It's only fair for the children and to the husband. The wife should be more open minded and accept the changes- my wife did.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

If she hasent returned yet may I suggest you find another persons wife to practice on. You should me in top form when she gets home or when you ambush her leaving her Lawyers office. If you have trouble finding some other wife in your neighborhood may I suggest Craigs List. Keep up the good work and your left.

[nonbelieversdie]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I hope she understands that doubting gods given place for her was leading her to satans grasp and you saved her. wheres the gratitude?

[kevin the fool]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

So, you told your wife that you were in the garage. Yet you tell us that you were were in the closet praying. So, which was it? And if you were praying, why did you lie about your whereabouts when asked? Doesn't seem very christian to lie.