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  • Marcydarcy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2012
    • 11

    #496
    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

    how much meth did you do before you hit your wife? are you using bible pages as rolling papers again?

    if my husband ever hit me i would cut off his penis and shove it up his ass.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #497
      Re: I hit my wife for the first time

      Originally posted by Marcydarcy View Post
      how much meth did you do before you hit your wife? are you using bible pages as rolling papers again?

      if my husband ever hit me i would cut off his penis and shove it up his ass.
      Your sexual perversion fantasies are of little interest to us.

      Why choose drugs and pornography over eternal life in the bosom of Jesus? The momentary gratification you get for dreaming of such filth is not worth the eternity of suffering it buys you.

      It's a simple thing to follow the word of your Lord.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Marcydarcy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2012
        • 11

        #498
        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

        i didnt say anything about porn.

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        • Oceanwander
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2012
          • 82

          #499
          Re: I hit my wife for the first time

          Before I found Jesus, I would have never dreamed of striking my wife... and I was punished me for it.

          Among many things, she made me to share the daily household chores with her and she would argue with me about my evening plans. To top it all off, she had an affair with another man, yet still cried that she loved me.. and I believed her.

          As I mentioned in my introductory post, The Lord finally took her life.

          If only I had picked up the Bible years earlier... things would have been a lot different. I would have been the Master of my House and she would have learned to have done as she was told without question - and would have been spared eternal damnation.

          If you do not beat your wive for her infractions how will she learn from her mistakes?
          John 8:31

          Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.

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          • Oceanwander
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2012
            • 82

            #500
            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

            Originally posted by Marcydarcy View Post
            how much meth did you do before you hit your wife? are you using bible pages as rolling papers again?

            if my husband ever hit me i would cut off his penis and shove it up his ass.
            A true Christian wife would never dare talk like this. I do hope your husband finds your post. You are in need of a good beating.

            Fallow the laws laid out in the Bible or burn in hell. It is your choice.
            John 8:31

            Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.

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            • Marcydarcy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2012
              • 11

              #501
              Re: I hit my wife for the first time

              I hope he finds it too. In fact I'll slow him myself. Cunt.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #502
                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                Originally posted by Marcydarcy View Post
                I hope he finds it too. In fact I'll slow him myself. cooter.
                This section of the forum is reserved for MEN ONLY. Sneak in again and you'll get the boot.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Marcydarcy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 11

                  #503
                  Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                  I'll take that boot and shove it up your ass too, sexy. Call me.

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                  • krohn's
                    Unsaved trash, false Christian
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 1

                    #504
                    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                    What is wrong with you people?? You call yourselves Christians? this is the most disgusting display of christianity Ive ever seen. I hopee you all burn. I read how a man convinced his 6 year old to beat up a queer classmate. Seriously? I bet half of you have molested your own children but thats okay. This is a perversion of the Bible and you should be ashamed. No man should lay a hand on a woman and if does he is not a man. Ill be seeing you in church soon. With full back ground checks on every last one.
                    2 Chronicles 21:15 And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #505
                      Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                      Originally posted by krohn203 View Post
                      What is wrong with you people?? You call yourselves Christians? this is the most disgusting display of christianity Ive ever seen. I hopee you all burn.
                      How horribly judgmental of you! Only God can judge us, boy!

                      1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                      I bet half of you have molested your own children but thats okay.
                      I'm sure you think it is, sicko!

                      We take child molestation very seriously around here. You will find that none of us has ever been convicted of child molestation. You will find zero documented cases of molestation among our congregation!

                      Ill be seeing you in church soon. With full back ground checks on every last one.
                      Not if I don't see you first, Chester!
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Oceanwander
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 82

                        #506
                        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                        Originally posted by krohn's View Post
                        No man should lay a hand on a woman and if does he is not a man.

                        So you just going to let her do as she pleases, talk back and argue with you? People like you are part of the reason there are so many divorces - men you cannot take their rightful place as head of the household!

                        I bet you're wife TELLS you to help her make dinner or wash dishes, and you just jump up and do it.

                        Women should be pleased that their husbands keep them in their place at proper and true Christian Wives. They would be very unhappy about being condemned because their Husbands allowed them to commit sinful acts.
                        John 8:31

                        Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.

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                        • JamesDean
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 18

                          #507
                          Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                          As I'm totally devoted to my household I make sure I run it tightly! Just can someone give me some advice

                          I hate laziness the worst and somehow my wife always seems to end up in trouble with that one!. I run a farm which means there is always something to be done. I run the milk cow part and my wife has the household, kids and her vegetable garden to work on. but somehow she always seems to be able to do one of the three sloppy once in a while. I slowly see it get worse and worse till I step in and take her in hand.

                          I have a belt and paddle hanging in the kitchen so she can always see it and knows the consequences of her misbehavior. I even make her oil them once a week so she won't forget them!!! I usually give her a warning too!!! But at least once a month I have to put her back in her place.

                          At dinner I will tell her that it's been enough with her laziness again and that we are going to work on it that evening. After dinner she has to do the dishes and put our twin daughters in bed while the boys can do that themselves. I know the boys have to go to bed early then and they don't like it but I will let them read their Bibles in bed then instead with us all downstairs.

                          After she is done with the kids she has to come straight back down and I will tell her what her faults are and tell her to get the Bible and find the versus that show why that is sinful! It now only takes her like 5 min as she has done that often enough now.

                          Then we will pray together at our home altar. Where she will pray for forgiveness while I will pray for strength to deal with her sins. When we are done she is to get the paddle and belt and lay them ready on the side table of the couch. Our couch is in the middle of the room in front of the home altar. She has to stand behind the couch,lift her skirt and bend over the back. I will pull down her underwear and I will first use the belt. I will whack that ass till it is a nice bright red color all over and I can hear she is learning her lesson. When I'm done with the belt she is to kneel in front of the altar and pray some more. When she is done I will tell her to get back in her position and then I will use the paddle on her ass till it shows the right markings so I'm sure she will feel it for at least a week!!!

                          When all is done she will ask me for forgiveness and she has to clear away the implements and do her household chores.

                          She will behave for a month but then I have to do it all over again!!! Anyone an idea how to keep her behaving better for a longer time?

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                          • AustralianQueer
                            Unsaved trash
                            • May 2012
                            • 3

                            #508
                            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                            Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
                            I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.
                            I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
                            I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

                            I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism. Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

                            See, it's really simple: You're all afraid of change. You're like Charlie Sheen: Rambling useless garbage about trolls.

                            Have fun in eternal damnation,
                            Elso.
                            Lev.20:13
                            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #509
                              Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                              Originally posted by AustralianBI View Post
                              Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
                              I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.
                              I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
                              I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

                              I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism. Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

                              See, it's really simple: You're all afraid of change. You're like Charlie Sheen: Rambling useless garbage about trolls.

                              Have fun in eternal damnation,
                              Elso.
                              Why are you here?
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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #510
                                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                Originally posted by AustralianBI View Post
                                Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
                                I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.
                                I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
                                I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

                                I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism. Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

                                See, it's really simple: You're all afraid of change. You're like Charlie Sheen: Rambling useless garbage about trolls.

                                Have fun in eternal damnation,
                                Elso.
                                What is it about this forum that causes people to register and then post all kinds of nonsense?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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