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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #1

    Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

    There is nothing at all subtle about the anus being shoved down our collective Christian throat through secular rock music by the radical sodomite left. I have not heard one single rock song...NOT ONE!...that doesn't outright curse The Lord's Holy Name by promoting corneholery and associated deviancies! Here is one example to start off:
    Cats in The Cradle by Harry Chapin



    My child arrived* just the other day,("ARRIVAL"- reference to EJACULATION!)
    He came* to the world in the usual way,("CAME"- another reference to EJACULATION!!)
    But there were planes to catch and bills to pay,
    He learned to walk while I was away
    And he was talking 'fore I knew it and as he grew*("GREW"- a reference to PENILE TURGIDITY!!)
    He'd say I'm gonna be like you, Dad
    You know I'm gonna be like you*(Wants to be like his dad...a rabid SODOMITE!)

    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon*("Cat" is street slang for "NEGROE", and the "Silver Spoon" is a reference to the spoons negroes use to boil their marijuana in before injecting it into Godly white babies as they slumber in their cradles!)
    Little boy blue and the man on the moon*(reference to the foul act of "necro-narco-autoerotic-analingus")
    When you coming* home dad, I don't know when, (another reference to homoerotic EJACULATION!!)
    But we'll get together then*
    You know we'll have a good time then*(frolicking gay ROMP!!)

    My son turned ten* just the other day,(10"!!)
    He said thanks for the ball*, dad, come on let's play*(BALL or BALLING- SLANG FOR "COPULATION!)
    Can you teach me to throw, I said not today
    I got a lot to do*, he said that's OK(masturbate to gay japanese bondage porn on the internet!)
    And he, He walked away, but his smile never did, and said
    I'm gonna be like him, yeah
    You know I'm gonna be like him

    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
    Little boy blue and the man on the moon
    When you coming home dad, I don't know when,
    But we'll get together then
    You know we'll have a good time then

    Well, he came from college just the other day,
    So much like a man, I just had to say(eyeing his mooseknuckle)
    Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while
    He shook his head*, and he said with a smile(glans penis!)
    What I'm feeling like, dad, is to borrow the car keys(to score some marijuana and pick up a tranny prostitute!)
    See ya later, can I have them*, please(a tube of Turbo™ and a pack of Trojan Magnum® condoms!)j

    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
    Little boy blue and the man on the moon
    When you coming home son, I don't know when,
    But we'll get together then, dad
    You know we'll have a good time then

    I've long since retired, my son's moved away
    I called him up just the other day(for phonesex)!!
    I said I'd like to see you if you don't mind
    He said I'd love to dad, if I could find the time
    You see my new job's a hassle, and the kids have the flu
    But it's sure nice talking to you dad
    It's been sure nice talking to you

    And as I hung up the phone, it occured to me
    He'd grown up just like me
    My boy was just like me(a total FAG!)

    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
    Little boy blue and the man on the moon
    When you coming home son, I don't know when,
    But we'll get together then, dad
    We're gonna have a good time then
    Ugh!! Doesn't it just make Jesus sick?
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

    Excellent analysis and commentary on what so many God-mockers naively think is a harmless, and "touching", song about the estranged relationship between a father and son.

    But the True Christian™ knows better:

    1 Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:"

    Here's another that so overtly promotes homo-rectalism and all methods of fagging. I believe the lyrics speak for themselves.



    "The Stroke"

    Now everybody
    Have you heard
    If you're in the game
    Then the stroke's the word
    Don't take no rhythm
    Don't take no style
    Gotta thirst for killin'
    Grab your vial and

    Put your right hand out
    Give a firm handshake
    Talk to me about that one big break
    Spread your Ear Pollution
    Both far and wide
    Keep your contributions
    By your side and

    Stroke me, stroke me
    Could be a winner boy you move mighty well
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    You got your number down
    Stroke me, stroke me
    Say you're a winner but man
    You're just a sinner now

    Put your left foot out
    Keep it all in place
    Work your way
    Right into my face
    First you try to bet me
    You make my backbone slide
    When you find you've bent me
    Slip on by and

    Stroke me, stroke me
    Give me the reason this is all night long
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    Get yourself together boy
    Stroke me, stroke me
    Say you're a winner but man
    You're just a sinner now
    (Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke)

    Better listen now
    Said it ain't no joke
    Don't let your conscience fail ya'
    Just do the stroke
    Don't ya' take no chances
    Keep your eye on top
    Do your fancy dances
    You can't stop you just

    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke, stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke, stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke, stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    (Stroke)
    Stroke me, stroke me
    Say you're a winner but man
    You're just a sinner now
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #3
      Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Excellent analysis and commentary on what so many God-mockers naively think is a harmless, and "touching", song about the estranged relationship between a father and son.

      But the True Christian™ knows better:

      1 Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:"

      Here's another that so overtly promotes homo-rectalism and all methods of fagging. I believe the lyrics speak for themselves.

      I'm sure you're right, Brother Porter, all songs that aren't about Jesus praise rectal fornication by default...some blatantly and brazenly, some deviously and cryptically. I'll have to play that song backwards and see if I can't ferret out the slyly hidden filth encoded therein....

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

        You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',
        All the good times I've been misusin',
        Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
        I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
        Gonna give you my love.
        I wanna be your backdoor man.
        He's gonna stick it in there.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #5
          Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

          The atheist loves anal sex.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jack Glass
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2015
            • 52

            #6
            Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

            It seems to me that Elvis Costello is fighting the good fight against the sodomy.

            He says that although everyone else may be punching the starfish (going through the motions - yuck!), he's having nothing to do with it.

            His total and repeated commitment to oral sex is a bit disturbing, I must admit, but it's a start.



            You left the motor running.
            But I know you're so attractive.
            Getting in some sharp practice.
            You better not do anything reckless.

            But everybody is going through the motions.
            Everybody is going through the motions.
            Are you really only going through the motions?

            Lip service is all you'll ever get from me.
            Lip service is all you'll ever get from me.
            Lip service is all you'll ever get from me.
            But if you change your mind
            you can send it a letter to me

            Don't make any sudden movements.
            These are dangerous amusements.
            When did you become so choosy?
            Don't act like you're above me;
            just look at your shoes.

            [Repeat bridge and chorus]

            But if you change your mind
            you can send it a letter to me
            But if you change your mind
            you can send it a letter to me
            But if you change your mind
            you can send a little letter to me
            Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

              Rod Stewart was my go-to guy when I chose to be gay. Many people mistake his "music" as heterosexual party sin. It is not. It is all about gayness.

              "Hot Legs"? Yes, the queer looks at the tone of the man's legs, and back and rump, to see if he will withstand a 12-hour rectal assault. It is what we all did when we were homos. Hot legs were most important, given that we would mount the sissy and expect him to be able to still stand after a weekend of frenzied sodomy.



              "Hot Legs"

              Who's that knocking on my door
              It's gotta be a quarter to four
              Is it you again coming 'round for more
              Well you can love me tonight if you want
              But in the morning make sure you're gone
              I'm talkin' to you
              Hot legs, wearing me out
              Hot legs, you can scream and shout
              Hot legs, are you still in school
              I love you honey

              Gotta most persuasive tongue
              You promise all kinds of fun
              But what you don't understand
              I'm a working man
              Gonna need a shot of vitamin E
              By the time you're finished with me
              I'm talking to you
              Hot legs, you're an alley cat
              Hot legs, you scratch my back
              Hot legs, bring your mother too
              I love you honey

              Imagine how my daddy felt
              in your jet black suspender belt
              Seventeen years old
              He's touching sixty four

              You got legs right up to your neck
              You're making me a physical wreck
              I'm talking to you
              Hot legs, in your satin shoes
              Hot legs, are you still in school
              Hot legs, you're making me a fool
              I love you honey

              Hot legs, making your mark
              Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp
              Hot legs, keep your hands to yourself
              I love you honey
              Hot legs, you're wearing me out
              Hot legs, you can scream and shout
              Hot legs, you're still in school
              I love you honey
              In Christ
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Midge Murphy
                Forum Member, Repenting an inch at a time
                Forum Member
                • May 2011
                • 134

                #8
                Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

                I always thought this was the most disgusting song ever. I mean, why are they exhorting everyone to ejaculate upon poor Eileen? She must be the most miserable of whores, coated in sexual discharge.

                Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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                • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 709

                  #9
                  Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

                  Hit me with your rhythm stick is just anal homo porn
                  PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                  Revelation 21:8

                  Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                  Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #10
                    Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

                    Jet Boy-Jet Girl is an abomination.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #11
                      Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

                      I have heard many unsaved refer to the "song" (it certainly doesn't rise to the level of a real song) called "Shake Your Booty". Booty is a term formerly used almost exclusively by pirates to describe the loot they took from ships. Now, it is used by Negroes and those lost souls who involve themselves in Negroe culture to refer to the hind end. Thus, Shake Your Booty means to gyrate your rear end. I find that to be highly suggestive of illicit homosexual perversions.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #12
                        Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!



                        Every single word is a reference to hairy men slamming their tallywackers into each other's poop chutes.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #13
                          Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • AroundTheLooneyBin
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jul 2015
                            • 16

                            #14
                            Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

                            Can you help me with this song? I'm curious about it

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #15
                              Re: Rock and Roll Songs that are OBVIOUSLY about ANAL SEX!!

                              Originally posted by AroundTheGlobe View Post
                              Can you help me with this song? I'm curious about it


                              That's the spirit, friend!! A good Christian song in a sea of sodomy!! My whole family is singing!!
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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