[BrotherLarry]

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I Wanna Know What GOD Is (tune: I wanna know what love is)


I'm gonna take a lot of time
A lot of time to pray things over
I read my Bible - every line
In case I need it when I'm older
In this life
Fighting lesbians and gays
This I know
I want to spit in their face
Can't stop now
I've traveled so far
With Jesus in my life
I want to know what God is
I want Him to show me
I want to feel what God is
I want Him to know me


Gonna give a lot of tithes
A lot of tithes to Landover
Pastor Zeke won't let me hide
His accountants finally found me


In my life
There's been Mormons and Jews
And I know
They're all gonna lose
Hindus and cows
Running into my car
Please Lord strike them down


I want to know what God is
I want Him to show me
I want to feel what God is
I want Him to know me
Know me
I want to know
I want to know what God is
I want Him to show me
I want to feel what God is
I want Him to know me

[Titus Templeton]

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We can't have a nice thing without the weak minded Westboro Baptist Church copying it.

[handmaiden]

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Westboro Baptist is the worst!


Staunchly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Anne Sayne]

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Be Prepared

From that awful king tiger movie (Christian lyrics version)

I know that your life seems so happy
You sin, and you party and wait
But as dumb as you are, pay attention
Or you will have a hellbound fate

It is clear by the way that you worship
That you're false, yeah, and that's not the right way
So become Baptist, and learn about Jesus
And lift your hands and pray

So prepare for the end of your lifetime
Prepare for sensational news
A heavenly era, is tiptoeing nearer
Don't be a hater, wait for your Creator!

And no, it's not whatever gold statue you worship
It's God, the one who made us for real
The rapture will come very soon
So be prepared!

[Levi Jones]

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How is this one? It really speaks to me for some reason.

This was originally done by someone called Lady Gaga

There ain't no reason you and me should be alone
Tonight yeah Jesus, tonight yeah Jesus
But I got a reason that you-hoo should take me home tonight

I need a savior that makes it right when it's so wrong
Tonight yeah Jesus, tonight yeah Jesus
Right on the limit's where we know we both belong tonight

It's time to feel the rush to push the dangerous
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you
Where we'll both fall far in love

I'm on the edge of glory and I'm hangin' on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory and I'm hangin' on a moment with you

I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge,
The edge, the edge, the edge, the edge

I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you

Another shot before we kiss the other side
Tonight yeah Jesus, tonight yeah Jesus
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight alright, alright

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sung to
Sweet Home Alabama
Submitted by Sister Loretta Bottomsworth (a very talented singer )



She's only come up with the chorus so far.
She is wondering if the
congregation can help with the rest of the lyrics.




Sweet Lord up in Heaven
how I want to come home up to you
Sweet Lord up in Heaven
Lord, I'm coming home to you

[MitzaLizalor]

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LUKE 4:5-7 And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it. If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine. kjv

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I once met a man with a sense of adventure. . . . . . . . . . .I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went. . . . . . . . . . . He was dressed to kill wherever he went
He said “Let’s make love on a mountain top. . . . . . . . . . .I said “Let’s make a deal on the mountain top
Under the stars on a big hard rock”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Under the stars on a big hard rock”

I said “In these shoes?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He said “In sandals?
I don’t think so”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I don’t think so”
I said “Honey, let’s do it here.”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I said “Jesus, fly me.”

“So I’m sitting at a bar in Guadalajara. . . . . . . . . . . . So we’re sitting by a boulder and we’re higher than high
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes. . . . . . . . .And He’s gazing around with those oh so faraway eyes
He said “I’ve got a powerful horse outside. . . . . . . . . . .I said “Take a good look there’s power out there
Climb on the back, I’ll take you for a ride. . . . . . . . . . Worship me now and all shall be thine
I know a little place we can get there for the break of day”. .I know a little place, we can seal the deal ere break of day.”

I said “In these shoes?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He said “In these shoes?
No way, Jose”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No way, Jose.”
I said “Honey, let’s stay right here.”. . . . . . . . . . . . .I said “Honey, let’s stay right here.”

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo. . . . . . . . .No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo. . . . . . . . . . . . . Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

Then I met an Englishman. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Then I met an English prince
“Oh” he said. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“Oh” he said
“Won’t you walk up and down my spine,. . . . . . . . . . . . . “Won’t you walk up and down my spine,
It makes me feel strangely alive.”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It makes me feel strangely in tune.”

I said “In these shoes?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I said “In these hooves?
I doubt you’d survive.”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I doubt you’d survive.”
I said “Honey, let’s do it.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I said “Honey, let’s do it.”

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo. . . . . . . . .Le gusta caminar, puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo. . . . . . . . . . . . . Quiero bailar toda la noche. Es un escandolo

[Bjorn Jensen]

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From Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall

Trump's Wall

We don't need no immigration
We don't need no messicans
No more muslims, in this country
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall

We don't need no public healthcare
We don't need no gun control
No more commies in the Oval Office
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall

[Titus Templeton]

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From Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall

Trump's Wall

We don't need no immigration
We don't need no messicans
No more muslims, in this country
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall

We don't need no public healthcare
We don't need no gun control
No more commies in the Oval Office
Obama leave the White House now
Hey! Donald! Let's build the wall!
All in all they're just a bunch of rapists, and criminals
All in all they're just another brick in Trump's wall

Wouldn't it be a nice idea if our community makes a holiday trip to the wall and everyone of us places one brick. So we will tell our grandchildren that one brick in this insane beautifull wall was placed there by us. So proud!

[handmaiden]

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The Holy Spirit just laid this one on me--

Who's the Leader of the Earth Who died for you and me?

J-e-sss. . .u-s-Ceee-h-r-i-s-tee!

Jesus Christ! (Jesus Christ) Jesus Christ! (Jesus Christ)

Forever will our Savior Beeeee!

That's as far as the Holy Spirit took me.