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  • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I am asking my True Christian brothers and sisters, to pray with me for a tsunami to strike the Icelanders and remove them from the face of Gods beautiful planet. They have proven they are merely a pimple on a near clear complexion.
    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
    Maybe it's time for an ATOM BOMB to be dropped on iceland
    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Its a small wonder that God has not destroyed that little island. How can such a small land be filled with sooooo many retards that hate God, and still be allowed to exist on this planet.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    my Lord, I beg You, do not leave Your faithful True Christian™ servants alone!
    For You are righteous, Lord, and You punish those that need to be punished, as You did to Godless Haiti.
    Please, Lord, think of the blasphemies these eskimoes spouted at You, and the way they insulted Your Holy Name!
    Let them know that Thor and Loki are false gods, and You are the Only True God™.
    Strike this evil stain from the face of our Godly World, which You created to be glorified by it, instead of insulted.
    Let them know, that Your name is Holy, and You hear every blasphemy spoken, even when it is typed in an iglo near the North Pole.
    Teach them respect for Your Name, and for Your Word.
    For You Only are worthy to receive Glory(tm).
    Thank You so much for Your Righteous Judgment upon this Earth, Lord!

    Amen.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

      hmmm you are wishing us death... why don´t you just come over and try to do it on your own?? where in the bible do they teach you to pray to God for someones death? it´s not up to you to choose who lives and who dies. and how can you say that the tragedy in haiti is gods work, did they put that in the bible too??

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      • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

        Originally posted by Sailor View Post
        hmmm you are wishing us death...
        Where do you see that? And who are "us?" Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" thread.

        Originally posted by Sailor View Post
        why don´t you just come over and try to do it on your own??
        We leave our light work up to Jesus.


        Originally posted by Sailor View Post
        where in the bible do they teach you to pray to God for someones death?
        Psalm 109

        Originally posted by Sailor View Post
        it´s not up to you to choose who lives and who dies.
        That's right, it's up to Jesus.

        Originally posted by Sailor View Post
        and how can you say that the tragedy in haiti is gods work, did they put that in the bible too??
        Is it your position that some things are not God's work?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

          Originally posted by Sailor View Post
          [...]how can you say that the tragedy in haiti is gods work, did they put that in the bible too??
          Job:9:1: Then Job answered and said,
          Job:9:2: I know it is so of a truth: but how should man be just with God?
          Job:9:3: If he will contend with him, he cannot answer him one of a thousand.
          Job:9:4: He is wise in heart, and mighty in strength: who hath hardened himself against him, and hath prospered?
          Job:9:5: Which removeth the mountains, and they know not: which overturneth them in his anger.
          Job:9:6: Which shaketh the earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble.
          […]
          Job:9:12: Behold, he taketh away, who can hinder him? who will say unto him, What doest thou?
          Job:9:13: If God will not withdraw his anger, the proud helpers do stoop under him.

          Jobsbók 9

          1Þá svaraði Job og sagði:
          2Vissulega, ég veit að það er svo, og hvernig ætti maðurinn að hafa rétt fyrir sér gagnvart Guði?
          3Þóknist honum að deila við hann, getur hann ekki svarað einni spurningu af þúsund.
          4Hann er vitur í hjarta og máttkur að afli _ hver þrjóskaðist gegn honum og sakaði eigi? _
          5Hann sem flytur fjöll, svo að þau vita ekki af, hann sem kollvarpar þeim í reiði sinni,
          6hann sem hrærir jörðina úr stað, svo að stoðir hennar leika á reiðiskjálfi,
          […]
          12Þegar hann þrífur til, hver vill þá aftra honum, hver vill segja við hann: "Hvað gjörir þú?"
          13Guð heldur ekki aftur reiði sinni, bandamenn hafdrekans beygðu sig undir hann.

          God kills the sinners.

          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

          Amos 3:6 (Icelandic Bible)

          6Verður lúðurinn svo þeyttur innan borgar, að fólkið flykkist ekki saman í angist? Vill nokkur ógæfa svo til í borginni, að Drottinn sé ekki valdur að henni?

          OK?


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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

            if everything that happens in the world is gods work, where does the devil then fits in?? you believe he exists, right??
            the oldies were talking about striking a nuke and praying for 2nd tsunami to strike iceland, in my opininion it means that they are wishing us death

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            • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

              Originally posted by Sailor View Post
              hmmm you are wishing us death... why don´t you just come over and try to do it on your own??
              We didn't have to do that in the case of Haiti, did we? We just prayed for a Righteous Verdict to be placed upon Haiti for voodoo worship. Apparently God agreed with us.

              where in the bible do they teach you to pray to God for someones death?
              Well, you might want to read some of the Psalms. Consider David's prayer to God:

              Psalm 35:3-9:
              Draw out also the spear, and stop the way against them that persecute me: say unto my soul, I am thy salvation. Let them be confounded and put to shame that seek after my soul: let them be turned back and brought to confusion that devise my hurt.
              Let them be as chaff before the wind: and let the angel of the LORD chase them.
              Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.
              For without cause have they hid for me their net in a pit, which without cause they have digged for my soul.
              Let destruction come upon him at unawares; and let his net that he hath hid catch himself: into that very destruction let him fall.
              And my soul shall be joyful in the LORD: it shall rejoice in his salvation.



              God never failed David. Neither will He fail Landover.



              it´s not up to you to choose who lives and who dies.
              Hopefully Project Habakkuk can help us along the way in that respect...

              and how can you say that the tragedy in haiti is gods work, did they put that in the bible too??
              If the Haitians weren't evil people, then why would God have brought this tragedy upon them? That would be nonsensical.
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.


                here you can learn some about earthquakes, ooops something is happening under the ground.... it must be the devil!! like he is providing us warm water.

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                • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                  Originally posted by Sailor View Post
                  if everything that happens in the world is gods work, where does the devil then fits in??
                  Proverbs 16:4
                  The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

                  Isaiah 45:7
                  I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                    Originally posted by Omega 123
                    ---demonic metalhead ramblings---
                    You are getting unhinged, friend. This isb what Christianity means, and we are Christians, so you can impossibly blame us for that. And maybe we will come to Iceland one day, if all more urgent matters, which are still a considerable number, have been resolved. However, I think Project Habakkuk will do most of the work here.



                    Originally posted by Sailor View Post
                    if everything that happens in the world is gods work, where does the devil then fits in??
                    The devil has been given the job to ensure that free will works out well, and people are free to choose between Christianity and unchristian seductions, between Heaven and Hell.

                    you believe he exists, right??
                    This is the stupidest question so far in this thread, and considering a large part of it consists of clueless eskimoes ranting against God, Reason and True Christian(tm) Morals, that's saying a lot.

                    the oldies were talking about striking a nuke and praying for 2nd tsunami to strike iceland, in my opininion it means that they are wishing us death
                    I asked God to bring justice over Iceland. If that means smashing your little children against the rocks, so be it:

                    Isaiah 13:15-16:
                    Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword. Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                      ok then God made the Lazy town and the Icelanders that you despite!! just accept everything that God creates!!
                      i wish you a good night, nice talking with you and thanks for the replies

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                      • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        my Lord, I beg You, do not leave Your faithful True Christian™ servants alone!
                        For You are righteous, Lord, and You punish those that need to be punished, as You did to Godless Haiti.
                        Please, Lord, think of the blasphemies these eskimoes spouted at You, and the way they insulted Your Holy Name!
                        Let them know that Thor and Loki are false gods, and You are the Only True God™.
                        Strike this evil stain from the face of our Godly World, which You created to be glorified by it, instead of insulted.
                        Let them know, that Your name is Holy, and You hear every blasphemy spoken, even when it is typed in an iglo near the North Pole.
                        Teach them respect for Your Name, and for Your Word.
                        For You Only are worthy to receive Glory™.
                        Thank You so much for Your Righteous Judgment upon this Earth, Lord!

                        Amen.
                        I just read about this dispute on the web and "True Disciple" I do agree with you on this matter as well as "GOD=life" and I want to gather with you people in a preyer for this matter in my own mothers and fathers language.
                        The language these Icelandic atheist and pagans will understand:

                        [satanic gibberish deleted]
                        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-17-2010, 12:05 AM. Reason: satanic gibberish deleted

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                        • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                          Originally posted by Rass_ridingar View Post
                          I just read about this dispute on the web and "True Disciple" I do agree with you on this matter as well as "GOD=life" and I want to gather with you people in a preyer for this matter in my own mothers and fathers language.
                          The language these Icelandic atheist and pagans will understand:

                          [satanic gibberish deleted]
                          This is a Christian forum, friend. Please post in God's favoite language (American).
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                            Originally posted by Rass_ridingar View Post
                            I just read about this dispute on the web and "True Disciple" I do agree with you on this matter as well as "GOD=life" and I want to gather with you people in a preyer for this matter in my own mothers and fathers language.
                            The language these Icelandic atheist and pagans will understand:

                            [satanic gibberish deleted]
                            That is unnecessary, friend! I don't care if satanic eskimoes can read my prayer, I only care that God hears it. And seeing that it is in His Favorite Language, I'm pretty sure He does!
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                              Scourge of Siberia. This is the evening of black. Let them feast on sin as evening falls. Lust is in their eyes. They will swing.

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                              • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                Originally posted by djofladyrkun View Post
                                Scourge of Siberia. This is the evening of black. Let them feast on sin as evening falls. Lust is in their eyes. They will swing.
                                Hasn't your mother taught you not to eat those mushrooms with red hoods and white dots? Never knew they grew on ice, by the way...
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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