Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!
Oh I did not know English was an abomination but you know you guys are pretty stupid so whatever.
aussi le christianisme est vraiment stupide et j'espère que vous avez vraiment devenir plus intelligent et apprendre que l'athéisme est le meilleur jamais les choses.
French, hoes
here is some flawed bible verses.
1.) 2 KINGS 6:29 says: "So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son."
2.) Leviticus 25:44 says: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."
Yes, you read that right. It's A-OK to own slaves -- as long as they're foreigners. That may be the worst immigration policy we've ever heard.
3.) In biblical times, your travel plans could involve mass murder. According to Deuteronomy 13:12-15, if you find that the people in the city you're visiting worship another god, you have to kill them all.
And by "all", the bible means everyone in the city. It seems a little severe but it'll certainly make your travel blog more interesting.
4.) Leviticus 24:16 says: "Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death."
We knew that saying the Lord's name in vain was a no-no. We didn't know that you're not supposed to say it at all.
5.) Leviticus 19:19 says: "'Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." We'd like to give you a moment or two to check your labels.
90% cotton/10% rayon? Congratulations, you're a sinner. We knew that bad fashion was a crime -- just not against God.
6.) Mark 10:11-12 states: "Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery."
According to the Bible, there are no do-overs in marriage. If you get married again, you're committing adultery. That's certainly a broader definition than we're used to. We know a few celebrities who are in a lot of trouble...
7.) Deuteronomy 23:1 states: "No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God."
That seems oddly specific. We had no idea that the Bible was quite so concerned about our junk. But this is pretty clear. If you've been the unfortunate victim of a groin accident, there's more bad news. You're not going to get into heaven. Talk about adding insult to injury.
8.) Leviticus 19:27 states: "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
Who knew that the Bible was so into long hair and beards? Hippies, hipsters and beard enthusiasts are going to get a front row in heaven! That's not how we pictured it at all...
9.) Leviticus 11:7-8 reads: "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you."
"Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."
If we're going strictly by the Bible, all of the internet is in serious trouble. But if you've gotta go anyway, getting smited while eating a pound of bacon isn't a bad way...
Should I say more of these stupid verses.
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aussi le christianisme est vraiment stupide et j'espère que vous avez vraiment devenir plus intelligent et apprendre que l'athéisme est le meilleur jamais les choses.
French, hoes

here is some flawed bible verses.
1.) 2 KINGS 6:29 says: "So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son."
2.) Leviticus 25:44 says: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."
Yes, you read that right. It's A-OK to own slaves -- as long as they're foreigners. That may be the worst immigration policy we've ever heard.
3.) In biblical times, your travel plans could involve mass murder. According to Deuteronomy 13:12-15, if you find that the people in the city you're visiting worship another god, you have to kill them all.
And by "all", the bible means everyone in the city. It seems a little severe but it'll certainly make your travel blog more interesting.
4.) Leviticus 24:16 says: "Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death."
We knew that saying the Lord's name in vain was a no-no. We didn't know that you're not supposed to say it at all.
5.) Leviticus 19:19 says: "'Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." We'd like to give you a moment or two to check your labels.
90% cotton/10% rayon? Congratulations, you're a sinner. We knew that bad fashion was a crime -- just not against God.
6.) Mark 10:11-12 states: "Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery."
According to the Bible, there are no do-overs in marriage. If you get married again, you're committing adultery. That's certainly a broader definition than we're used to. We know a few celebrities who are in a lot of trouble...
7.) Deuteronomy 23:1 states: "No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God."
That seems oddly specific. We had no idea that the Bible was quite so concerned about our junk. But this is pretty clear. If you've been the unfortunate victim of a groin accident, there's more bad news. You're not going to get into heaven. Talk about adding insult to injury.
8.) Leviticus 19:27 states: "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
Who knew that the Bible was so into long hair and beards? Hippies, hipsters and beard enthusiasts are going to get a front row in heaven! That's not how we pictured it at all...
9.) Leviticus 11:7-8 reads: "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you."
"Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."
If we're going strictly by the Bible, all of the internet is in serious trouble. But if you've gotta go anyway, getting smited while eating a pound of bacon isn't a bad way...
Should I say more of these stupid verses.
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