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  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    Mira, puto, yo hablo Espanol. Tu eres un cabron.

    Mi Espanol es muy malo, pero su Inglis es un abomination.

    Vamos a su mama, cabron.
    Oh I did not know English was an abomination but you know you guys are pretty stupid so whatever.

    aussi le christianisme est vraiment stupide et j'espère que vous avez vraiment devenir plus intelligent et apprendre que l'athéisme est le meilleur jamais les choses.

    French, hoes

    here is some flawed bible verses.
    1.) 2 KINGS 6:29 says: "So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son."

    2.) Leviticus 25:44 says: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."

    Yes, you read that right. It's A-OK to own slaves -- as long as they're foreigners. That may be the worst immigration policy we've ever heard.

    3.) In biblical times, your travel plans could involve mass murder. According to Deuteronomy 13:12-15, if you find that the people in the city you're visiting worship another god, you have to kill them all.

    And by "all", the bible means everyone in the city. It seems a little severe but it'll certainly make your travel blog more interesting.

    4.) Leviticus 24:16 says: "Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death."

    We knew that saying the Lord's name in vain was a no-no. We didn't know that you're not supposed to say it at all.

    5.) Leviticus 19:19 says: "'Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." We'd like to give you a moment or two to check your labels.

    90% cotton/10% rayon? Congratulations, you're a sinner. We knew that bad fashion was a crime -- just not against God.

    6.) Mark 10:11-12 states: "Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery."

    According to the Bible, there are no do-overs in marriage. If you get married again, you're committing adultery. That's certainly a broader definition than we're used to. We know a few celebrities who are in a lot of trouble...

    7.) Deuteronomy 23:1 states: "No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God."

    That seems oddly specific. We had no idea that the Bible was quite so concerned about our junk. But this is pretty clear. If you've been the unfortunate victim of a groin accident, there's more bad news. You're not going to get into heaven. Talk about adding insult to injury.

    8.) Leviticus 19:27 states: "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."

    Who knew that the Bible was so into long hair and beards? Hippies, hipsters and beard enthusiasts are going to get a front row in heaven! That's not how we pictured it at all...

    9.) Leviticus 11:7-8 reads: "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you."

    "Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."

    If we're going strictly by the Bible, all of the internet is in serious trouble. But if you've gotta go anyway, getting smited while eating a pound of bacon isn't a bad way...




    Should I say more of these stupid verses.
    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

      Originally posted by Bi and proud View Post
      Oh I did not know English was an abomination but you know you guys are pretty stupid so whatever.

      aussi le christianisme est vraiment stupide et j'espère que vous avez vraiment devenir plus intelligent et apprendre que l'athéisme est le meilleur jamais les choses.

      French, hoes

      here is some flawed bible verses.
      1.) 2 KINGS 6:29 says: "So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son."

      2.) Leviticus 25:44 says: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."

      Yes, you read that right. It's A-OK to own slaves -- as long as they're foreigners. That may be the worst immigration policy we've ever heard.

      3.) In biblical times, your travel plans could involve mass murder. According to Deuteronomy 13:12-15, if you find that the people in the city you're visiting worship another god, you have to kill them all.

      And by "all", the bible means everyone in the city. It seems a little severe but it'll certainly make your travel blog more interesting.

      4.) Leviticus 24:16 says: "Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death."

      We knew that saying the Lord's name in vain was a no-no. We didn't know that you're not supposed to say it at all.

      5.) Leviticus 19:19 says: "'Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." We'd like to give you a moment or two to check your labels.

      90% cotton/10% rayon? Congratulations, you're a sinner. We knew that bad fashion was a crime -- just not against God.

      6.) Mark 10:11-12 states: "Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery."

      According to the Bible, there are no do-overs in marriage. If you get married again, you're committing adultery. That's certainly a broader definition than we're used to. We know a few celebrities who are in a lot of trouble...

      7.) Deuteronomy 23:1 states: "No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God."

      That seems oddly specific. We had no idea that the Bible was quite so concerned about our junk. But this is pretty clear. If you've been the unfortunate victim of a groin accident, there's more bad news. You're not going to get into heaven. Talk about adding insult to injury.

      8.) Leviticus 19:27 states: "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."

      Who knew that the Bible was so into long hair and beards? Hippies, hipsters and beard enthusiasts are going to get a front row in heaven! That's not how we pictured it at all...

      9.) Leviticus 11:7-8 reads: "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you."

      "Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."

      If we're going strictly by the Bible, all of the internet is in serious trouble. But if you've gotta go anyway, getting smited while eating a pound of bacon isn't a bad way...




      Should I say more of these stupid verses.

      None of the yardmen are French, so I have not yet learned that language. A lot of the denizens of Hell are French. You will be able to converse with them while you are waiting for your entrail pulling appointment.

      As an aside, it does seem that your French writing skills are far superior to your English writing skills.

      Are you a godless Frenchman?
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
        None of the yardmen are French, so I have not yet learned that language. A lot of the denizens of Hell are French. You will be able to converse with them while you are waiting for your entrail pulling appointment.

        As an aside, it does seem that your French writing skills are far superior to your English writing skills.

        Are you a godless Frenchman?
        No godless Frenchmen here just took it in school and I usually write English fast and really do not care about my grammar on sites only in school so I do not really care lol.
        Lev.18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          Originally posted by Bi and proud View Post
          ...really do not care...so I do not really care...
          Yet another student of advanced logic that has to repeatedly tell the True Christians™ just how much she doesn't care what anyone says.

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          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            Originally posted by Bi and proud View Post
            here is some flawed bible verses.
            No Bible verses are flawed!

            1.) 2 KINGS 6:29 says: "So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son."
            Read this verse in context. These words are being spoken by a woman to the king. The king wasn't very happy to hear it (2 Kings 6:30).

            2.) Leviticus 25:44 says: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."
            Here is the KJV version of this verse:
            Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and.

            See the difference? Those who are heathens can be slaves.

            3.) In biblical times, your travel plans could involve mass murder. According to Deuteronomy 13:12-15, if you find that the people in the city you're visiting worship another god, you have to kill them all.
            They are heathens, even their children. God hates heathens. What's wrong with that?

            4.) Leviticus 24:16 says: "Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death."
            This is not KJV version of the verse, still - who are we to disagree with God's will?

            5.) Leviticus 19:19 says: "'Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." We'd like to give you a moment or two to check your labels.
            You won't find a True Christian wearing mixed fabrics, dear!

            6.) Mark 10:11-12 states: "Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery."

            According to the Bible, there are no do-overs in marriage. If you get married again, you're committing adultery. That's certainly a broader definition than we're used to. We know a few celebrities who are in a lot of trouble...
            That's right - and all of these people have condemned themselves to burn in Hell!

            7.) Deuteronomy 23:1 states: "No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God."

            That seems oddly specific. We had no idea that the Bible was quite so concerned about our junk. But this is pretty clear. If you've been the unfortunate victim of a groin accident, there's more bad news. You're not going to get into heaven. Talk about adding insult to injury.
            So? It's God's will, we have no authority to question it. Again, you won't find a person like that among True Christians.

            8.) Leviticus 19:27 states: "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
            Again, God's will.

            9.) Leviticus 11:7-8 reads: "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you."

            "Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."

            If we're going strictly by the Bible, all of the internet is in serious trouble. But if you've gotta go anyway, getting smited while eating a pound of bacon isn't a bad way...
            Actually, dietary restrictions are the only ones that were lifted in New Testament (Acts 10:11-16).

            Read your Bible, kid. I'll pray that you see the Light of Salvation.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              Originally posted by Bi and proud View Post

              If we're going strictly by the Bible, all of the internet is in serious trouble. But if you've gotta go anyway, getting smited while eating a pound of bacon isn't a bad way...
              The past tense of smite is smote, please speak American, not that clicky language french.

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              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                I stumbled onto this thread after being informed of your thread on Comic-Con. I agree with every one of the points presented that show that Comic-Con is not suitable for Christians. However to say that it is the direct result of a god-hating socialist conspiracy is not only hyperbole, but also a lie.

                Originally posted by Proverbs 13:5
                The righteous hates falsehood, but the wicked brings shame and disgrace.
                Originally posted by Exodus 20:16
                You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
                Comic-Con began in 1970, during which Richard Nixon, a Conservative was in office. To say Comic-Con is a result of Obama's liberal policies is a lie. In the 40+ years that Comic-Con has been held in San Diego, through Conservative and left-wing administrations, would it be truthful to say that Comic-Con is the result of an Obama-led socialist conspiracy? Absolutely not. Where there is no reasonable evidence of something, it can be considered a lie.

                This leads me to this thread. In this thread you present various arguments that are too far-detached from the reality of Minecraft to be considered truthful in any form. You are creating straw-man arguments against a "shadow" Minecraft. A version of Minecraft that does not exist.

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on!
                As presented many times throughout the thread, the ability of an interpreted programming language running on top of resource-restricted virtual machines the ability of any realtime 3D engine to create complex geometry. Virtual worlds and images of the real world are not the real world, they are representations of them. They have limitations that a God-created world defy. A painting cannot accurately reflect Jesus' final supper. A photograph cannot accurately reflect the minute detail of God's work. Hence the use of cubes. To bear witness that it is an attempt to promote genetic manipulation is to bear false witness against the Minecraft development team and Marcus Persson.

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing".
                Another straw-man argument against the "shadow" Minecraft by over-extending the lack of control the Minecraft development team has on its product. Not only would such a scenario be extraordinarily unlikely, but seeing how Minecraft creations have no intrinsic value, and little personal value, the ability of a paedophile to turn children into sex-slaves is not only a hyperbole, but is a blatant lie. Only the weakest of children would even consider falling for such a ruse. A plethora of other online services enables paedophiles to do even worse at much less cost to themselves, yet you single out Minecraft, a product that offers much less incentive and more cost to do so. The argument that IP addresses can be used to physically track Children them is also void. The closest one can get to using an IP address to find a geographical location is to use GeoIP databases which can only find the nearest ISP colocation site which can be in an entirely different country. This issue will be addressed in the next implementation of Internet Protocol (IPv6) which will have measures to stop linking IP addresses to geographic locations. If you're looking for a haven for paedophiles, examine anonymous webcam services such as Tinychat, Omegle, and Stickam. There is substantiated proof that paedophiles use these services to turn children into "sex-slaves". These are truly Satan's entertainment.

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:
                Bearing false witness against the Minecraft development team again. Who are you to know whether or not they intended for the object to be a penis?
                Creepers were first introduced in on August 31, 2009, based on a failed pig model Notch had created.
                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:
                Another lie. Children rarely attempt to use elements of light and shadow in their artwork; a child did not draw this. Not only that, but the person attributed to the image was a user of a pornographic site that has an age-barrier over 18. Hyperbole and lies.
                Originally posted by Exodus 20:16
                You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:
                Incredibly untruthful. Can you be so blind that you cannot see the neutral stance the character is in?
                Originally posted by John 1:6
                If we say we have fellowship with him while we walk in darkness, we lie and do not practice the truth.
                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart.
                Nowhere in scripture is this cited as sinful. As for damaging the American economy, hundreds of American manufacturing jobs are lost when purchasing from Walmart. If the American way is to be weak and reliant on Socialist ideals, then yes, this is damaging the American way. But we all know this is not America. Even a left-winger like Obama knows that continued dependence on cheap Chinese manufacturing will bring the downfall of America to Socialism.

                If you believe the truth can be spread through lies, you're a disgrace to all Christians. You're as much a sinner as Catholic priests who molest children. If you disagree with anything I have to say, feel free to reply. I am always open to further enlightenment.
                REV 11:7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

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                • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                  Originally posted by revelation11dash7 View Post
                  Who are you to know whether or not they intended for the object to be a penis?
                  So your "brilliant" defence for the makers of Minecraft is that they "accidentally" made it look like a penis? Don't you see that proves my point about Minecraft being about sexually abusing children!?
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                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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                  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    So your "brilliant" defence for the makers of Minecraft is that they "accidentally" made it look like a penis? Don't you see that proves my point about Minecraft being about secually abusing children!?
                    Law enforcement does not make exceptions for rapists who "accidentally" downloaded 100 gigs of child scat pornography.

                    Minecraft is no better than those Methodist snuff films all over the internet JesOS keeps warning me about.

                    I think our unsaved friend here has no idea what a penis is.
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                    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      So your "brilliant" defence for the makers of Minecraft is that they "accidentally" made it look like a penis? Don't you see that proves my point about Minecraft being about sexually abusing children!?
                      Yes, that is my brilliant defence. If I break a window to escape from a burglar, the intent is not to break a window, but to escape a burglar. I don't see how Minecraft would invite child molestation, and I don't see any sexual imagery in Minecraft. If you could re-address the issue and enlighten me to why my points are wrong, feel free to.
                      REV 11:7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

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                      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        Law enforcement does not make exceptions for rapists who "accidentally" downloaded 100 gigs of child scat pornography.

                        Minecraft is no better than those Methodist snuff films all over the internet JesOS keeps warning me about.

                        I think our unsaved friend here has no idea what a penis is.
                        But is it 100 gigs of child scat pornography, or 4k resolution tutorials on how to bake chocolate cakes?

                        If a cube on top of a prism can be interpreted as a penis, how many household items would be phallic objects?
                        REV 11:7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

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                        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                          Originally posted by revelation11dash7 View Post
                          But is it 100 gigs of child scat pornography, or 4k resolution tutorials on how to bake chocolate cakes?

                          If a cube on top of a prism can be interpreted as a penis, how many household items would be phallic objects?
                          Friend, if one does not actively go about concealing or reshaping phallic iconography, then one is no better than the savage pagans who worship it.

                          Nothing in my household is shaped like a phallus. If you leave a woman alone with a phallus of any kind, she will revert to type and treat it like an Asherah pole. People like you, who say we should let idols like the Washington Monument or the tower of Pizza stand, are sending hundreds of millions of women to the Lake of Fire.

                          I learned this lesson from a decade of marriage to my ex-wife Ethel who is now burning in Hell.
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                          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            Friend, if one does not actively go about concealing or reshaping phallic iconography, then one is no better than the savage pagans who worship it.

                            Nothing in my household is shaped like a phallus. If you leave a woman alone with a phallus of any kind, she will revert to type and treat it like an Asherah pole. People like you, who say we should let idols like the Washington Monument or the tower of Pizza stand, are sending hundreds of millions of women to the Lake of Fire.

                            I learned this lesson from a decade of marriage to my ex-wife Ethel who is now burning in Hell.
                            I've never thought about it that way. I assumed that people had enough faith not to do so.
                            REV 11:7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

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                            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                              Originally posted by revelation11dash7 View Post
                              I've never thought about it that way. I assumed that people had enough faith not to do so.
                              Then you haven't read the Bible. Every time you leave a woman alone she is tempted to craft an idol and worship it.

                              Jeremiah 7:18
                              King James Version (KJV)
                              18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                                A Game does not simply corrupt our minds... It is your God! Your God corrupts everything! You blame other beings, objects, wars etc. When in fact It is your God! Your so called 'God' has set a life for each and everyone of us to follow! We have no say in our lives, we are all mere morsels that breathe, we do not control anything! Minecraft was created by God! And if God wants children to become Sex slaves, well then! That is up to him! There is nothing you or anyone will be able to say!

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