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  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Darshin View Post
    I have yet to see a piece of un-refuted evidence showing Minecraft to be Satanic.
    You're a 14 year old chronic masturbator. Of course you don't understand.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      You're a 14 year old chronic masturbator. Of course you don't understand.
      I’d say this fact alone serves as a proof of - at least - harmful influence of the wicked game.

      YiC, DUH
      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        Originally posted by Darshin View Post
        I have yet to see a piece of un-refuted evidence showing Minecraft to be Satanic.
        None of our evidence is refutable. Our arguments are all based on other worldly presuppositions. Try again.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          MINECRAFT TEACHES OUR CHILDREN THAT ITS ALRIGHT TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH ANIMALS! HERES A LINK TO WHAT THE ATHEIST HAVE TO SAY!!

          *** WEIRD LINK REMOVED ***

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          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            Hello good people,
            I visited this thread awhile ago and thought it was a joke.
            Now i'm back bitches!
            I'd like to start off by saying minecraft is a goodd game, play it
            then we'll talk.

            now feel my Wrath.
            Well i really Envy your ignorance, your almost as ignorant as the pope,
            You should fell Pride because of that. I'm going to go Steal money from the church due to my Greed. I've been playing alot of Minecraft so much it could be considerd Gluttony, during that time i've been siting in this chair comiting Sloth. I'm feeling strong Lust right now.

            Ok it's gone. guess why? Because i just masterbated all over a jesus statue, thats right i'm gay no because of YOU. Well now I don't beleave in god, see you later i'm going to go stab a preist then rape the alter boy.
            see you all in hell, i know you'll be there.

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            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              Originally posted by shadowgvl View Post
              now feel my Wrath.
              Well i really Envy your ignorance, your almost as ignorant as the pope,
              You should fell Pride because of that. I'm going to go Steal money from the church due to my Greed. I've been playing alot of Minecraft so much it could be considerd Gluttony, during that time i've been siting in this chair comiting Sloth. I'm feeling strong Lust right now.
              Why do you think we care about some ring-kisser doctrine outside bible?
              This is a Christian forum, not some soapbox for heathen nonsense.

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              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                Originally posted by snailsnot View Post
                Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers. I built a humble golden cross, and politely commanded the other plays to bow before it.

                Those that didn't I undermined until they fell into the lava.
                Really? I play minecraft. Minecraft doesnt have masturbating puppets, etc. All you people saying this stuff are 100% WRONG. Why dont you play the current version before saying ''DONT PLAY THIS GAME THERE IS GIANT PENIS AND SEX!!'' Cause there aint any. Really. You should feel ashamed of yourselfs.

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                • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                  Originally posted by JellyDoughnut View Post
                  DONT PLAY THIS GAME THERE IS GIANT PENIS AND SEX!!
                  Thank you for the warning. I can assure you, friend, we won't play this game.

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                  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Thank you for the warning. I can assure you, friend, we won't play this game.
                    FYI There isnt any of that. I was being sarcastic.

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                    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                      Originally posted by JellyDoughnut View Post
                      FYI There isnt any of that. I was being sarcastic.
                      Then why would you say such a thing? Do you think the Lord loves a liar?
                      Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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                      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                        What is wrong with this forum? And to the guy above me, fk off. this is the most messed up forum ever. damn christian retards. WHY DONT YOU SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE? God loves us no matter what we do. But playing violent games doesnt matter. PLAY THEM. I dont know what is wrong with all you people. ENJOY LIFE AS IT IS. Im christian. I play violent games. And in the end, i still go to heaven. Happy ending.

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                        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                          Originally posted by JellyDoughnut View Post
                          What is wrong with this forum? And to the guy above me, fk off. this is the most messed up forum ever. damn christian retards. WHY DONT YOU SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE? God loves us no matter what we do. But playing violent games doesnt matter. PLAY THEM. I dont know what is wrong with all you people. ENJOY LIFE AS IT IS. Im christian. I play violent games. And in the end, i still go to heaven. Happy ending.
                          Whoops! What a thing to get wrong.

                          John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                          1 John 5:10 He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son.

                          I'm inclined to believe Jesus about how we go to heaven and not some porn-loving script kiddy. So you go on making up God all you like and see where it gets you!
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                            Originally posted by JellyDoughnut View Post
                            What is wrong with this forum? And to the guy above me, fk off. this is the most messed up forum ever. damn christian retards. WHY DONT YOU SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE? God loves us no matter what we do. But playing violent games doesnt matter. PLAY THEM. I dont know what is wrong with all you people. ENJOY LIFE AS IT IS. Im christian. I play violent games. And in the end, i still go to heaven. Happy ending.
                            You will not go to Heaven. You will not have your happy ending. What you need to do now is start reading the Bible and figure out what Christianity is really all about. As clearly you have no idea.

                            Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things."
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                              Originally posted by JellyDoughnut View Post
                              What is wrong with this forum? And to the guy above me, fk off. this is the most messed up forum ever. damn christian retards. WHY DONT YOU SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE? God loves us no matter what we do. But playing violent games doesnt matter. PLAY THEM. I dont know what is wrong with all you people. ENJOY LIFE AS IT IS. Im christian. I play violent games. And in the end, i still go to heaven. Happy ending.
                              What does atheism do to people to make them say such wicked things?
                              Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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                              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                                also, yeah. i said bad words. BOOHOO WAAH GO CRY. while you mormons come up with like, three stupid, one sided, and poorly supported flimsy pieces of evidence, i could come up with several strong pieces of evidence that not only completely prove your arguments wrong, but prove my argument right. that argument being that things like minecraft, disney, pacman, and tictactoe are harmless in every way and that you people have no clue what your talking about. and if your a close minded dolt who thinks they can de-bunk me with a bible verse, dont even try. in fact, dont even think of trying unless you can come up with a solid argument instead of an unyielding wall of onesided religious views. you people are almost as bad as the westboro baptist church. i conclude by stating that you all are cancer. oh and by the way, if you think you can change my username and sit back and think "oh heehee look at me! im so clever!" no. you arent. in fact, you have only proved my argument further, so congratulations.

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