[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Did he even say he played Minecraft all day? In fact, did he even say he played it at all? Did you ask what he did for a living? No you dumbass, you didn't, so quit jumping to false analogies.

Do you even know what an "analogy" is?

Hint: It's not the same as a "conclusion".

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Jeffrey Dahmer.
John Wayne Gacy.
Pope Benedict.



In 2005, there were 406,411 Catholic pervert priests in the world. If they are 0.1% of homosexuals, then that means there are 406,411,000 homosexuals . . . That's more than the population of the US!

That's the amount of Catholic priests in the world. Few Catholic priests are perverted homosexuals. Sure, those are the ones you hear about the most, but that doesn't mean that they are the majority.

I'd say at least half of all queers are either papist priests or were raped by a papist priest.

That's the most untrue thing I've heard today, besides the whole "earth being flat" thing.

[Redeemed Papist]

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That's the amount of Catholic priests in the world. Few Catholic priests are perverted homosexuals. Sure, those are the ones you hear about the most, but that doesn't mean that they are the majority.

You just continue to make things up based on your prejudices don't you. Having any evidence doesn't matter to you at all.

You have no idea at all if all Catholic priests are foul homo perverts because they all lie about being foul homo perverts if asked and they're sneaky enough to only rarely get caught.

You'd just like us to be wrong so you're pulling these "facts" out of your arse. We, however, deal in the Truth(R) straight from the Bible and when we put your kind of scripture twisting and general secular hatefulness in the context of God's conditional love you are found wanting.

How long is it since you made your deal with Satan?

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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You just continue to make things up based on your prejudices don't you. Having any evidence doesn't matter to you at all.

You have no idea at all if all Catholic priests are foul homo perverts because they all lie about being foul homo perverts if asked and they're sneaky enough to only rarely get caught.

You'd just like us to be wrong so you're pulling these "facts" out of your arse. We, however, deal in the Truth® straight from the Bible and when we put your kind of scripture twisting and general secular hatefulness in the context of God's conditional love you are found wanting.

Oh, so now I'm the one pulling facts out of my arse? I'd like to know where you get your information that almost all Catholic priests are homosexual perverts.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh, so now I'm the one pulling facts out of my arse? I'd like to know where you get your information that almost all Catholic priests are homosexual perverts.

Direct personal experience friend. Many of us are ex-Catholics, like I am.

EVERY Catholic I know knows of a priest who is a child molester. A priest tried molesting my own sister when she was about twelve. Fortunately the lay people in the school staff saved her from being raped by the simplex expedient of having her expelled from the church school and out of that lowlife's reach. My own mothers earliest memory of church in 1948 listening to a sermon from a Catholic priest that was a rant against people who accused priests of child molesting.

Catholics damn well knows a huge percentage of the priesthood are child raping scum but refuse to admit it because they have been brainwashed by their Owellian church hierarchy.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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EVERY Catholic I know knows of a priest who is a child molester.

And every Catholic I know knows ten or twenty people who aren't child molesters.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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And every Catholic I know knows ten or twenty people who aren't child molesters.

Ten or twenty Catholic priests. Sorry about that typo.

[Redeemed Papist]

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And every Catholic I know knows ten or twenty people who aren't child molesters.

Semantics, friend. We're talking about priests. And those priests are sneaky.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Semantics, friend. We're talking about priests. And those priests are sneaky.

Amen Brother! One can never trust the underground kiddie peddlers that are called priests.

This is another thing that the Lord and I discuss when we are alone together in my private study(a literal prayer closet), it deeply troubles me that some laws, in certain areas, forbid the incineration of those heretics, such as my grand pappy, and great grand pappy used to do in the good ol' days.

Exodus
22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Amen, the Lord don't like em.


In regards to that, the Lord has informed me, and confirmed it through the mouths of many witnesses, as is commanded in the Word of God, that he is soon to establish Godly Republican Politics once again. Thus, the laws shall be adapted to fit that course of action.

Psalm
145:18 The LORD is nigh unto all them that call upon him, to all that call upon him in truth.

And we know that only Godly Republicans can call on the Lord in Truth, amen.
145:19 He will fulfil the desire of them that fear him: he also will hear their cry, and will save them. 145:20 The LORD preserveth all them that love him: but all the wicked will he destroy.

[FluttershyIsAGayIcon]

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I do not agree. Regardless of what you think of the game, it bypasses our values. As our great saviour Twilight Sparkle said: 'Friendship is Magic'.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh, so now I'm the one pulling facts out of my arse?

Yes. Example to follow.

And every Catholic I know knows ten or twenty people who aren't child molesters.

Ten or twenty Catholic priests. Sorry about that typo.

Really. Every Catholic you know, knows at least ten, and up to twenty Catholic priests, none of whom are child molestors.

Can you back that up with . . . anything?

I do not agree. Regardless of what you think of the game, it bypasses our values. As our great saviour Twilight Sparkle said: 'Friendship is Magic'.

And as our Lord God said:

Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

[FluttershyIsAGayIcon]

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Arn't you supposed to 'love thy neighbor'?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Arn't you supposed to 'love thy neighbor'?

You are not my neighbour. You have already stated your idol worship.

[FluttershyIsAGayIcon]

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We're still all brothers and sisters, regardless of belief. Putting people to death should be a last resort.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Arn't you supposed to 'love thy neighbor'?

In a gaysexual way?

What are you talking about? No True Christian™ would even think of anal sex in any situation.

While the gay sexwise deathsyle may be prolific in the atheist society we here on God's Friendliest website certainly do not engage in anal sex, filching, man handling, pan handling (what ever that is) or indeed any form of gaywise sexualism.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

You need to get you mind out of the gutter, missy

Jesus did not die (for a while) so that you can engage in this kind of Satan driven anal lust!

Jesus watches over me.