[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Friend, reading what you wrote brought tears to my eyes and left my children asking a lot of questions, questions small children should not have to ask.

I can only think of the shame your mother must endure peeling your underwear off of the floor.

Finding out you ejaculate on pizzas is just icing on the cake.

...Sorry...what?
I didn't say that...man you have a REALLY thick skull, don't you?
Read the entire comment. I didn't say I ejaculate on pizzas. I said that sperm is a piece of the entie pizza, as in, it's part of the entire creation of a baby, or fetus, you know what I mean...
Well, atleast, I think you do...
And, by the way, a couple of people here commented on how Cranky misstook a character's feet for testicles as disturbing.
Well I find your views on what I stated disturbing...

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You have found the most "Christian" site on all of the internets. Maybe if you actually read the entire Bible you would understand what it is like to be a True Christian™ not some fluffy bunny cheery picking liberal false Christian who reads from the Fisher Price version of the Bible and plays perverted video games.

You're not a roman catholic are you?

Jeez, buddy.
Atleast you didn't go full out nutso like everyone else.
I have read the bible. I only recently became aware that Jesus is the anwser and I started to accept that I should first figure out why I'm worshiping this guy, so, please forgive me if I get verses wrong, screw up, and think that most people

"are not some fluffy bunny cheery picking liberal false Christian who reads from the Fisher Price version of the Bible and plays perverted video games."
And yes, I am Roman Chatholic. I have to admit. But I find most other forums on this site quite interesting and invigorating.

By the way, what's with you guys guaranteeing salvation since 1620? Is that the church itself or the website?
Because, I don't want to get into another arguement about when the internet was invented...

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Friend, reading what you wrote brought tears to my eyes and left my children asking a lot of questions, questions small children should not have to ask.

I can only think of the shame your mother must endure peeling your underwear off of the floor.

Finding out you ejaculate on pizzas is just icing on the cake.

I forgot to mention
Firstly, why are you letting your children reading my questions if they're so "vulgar"
and Second, I love how you only respond to the things I do wrong. No "Oh, you prove a good point, but here's my rebuttle." or "I strongly disagree with this because..."
Not only that, but you isult me with things like in the second paragraph.
Just an FYI, I'm 22, I don't live with my mother, I live in a dormatory for Princeton (I couldn't get into Yale) with my roomate Jennifer who's 21. The only family I assosiate often because my parents live quite a distance away is my neice Grace, who lives with my Uncle, since my Aunt died quite a while ago. Don't go makeing assumptions, captain snooty...

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Friend, reading what you wrote brought tears to my eyes and left my children asking a lot of questions, questions small children should not have to ask.

I can only think of the shame your mother must endure peeling your underwear off of the floor.

Finding out you ejaculate on pizzas is just icing on the cake.

And (Yes I just said this!) FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS!
I just saw what you did here! You edited out almost EVERYTHING valid I said! You put "I kill babies everytime I masturbate" when it said "Don't go telling me I kill babies when I masturbate"! Dude, what's your problem? I'm making good valid points so your just making me look like I didn't say them at all and like I'm AGREEIG with you!
To anyone who wants to read my first posting and if you have anything to add or debate
...What?
Dude, come ON, I was complementing you, and ya went and piffleed it up! An ioda is also know as, I don't know, SOMETHING. Like saying I don't give 2 ***NAUGHTY WORD***, well another phrase would be I don't give 1 ioda. Another thing, I didn't say ***NAUGHTY WORD*** about my ding-a-ling! Go read the friggen post again! You said all sinners will burn in hell anyway and might as well sit on Satan's lap. I thought you were friendly, so I made a joke about how I'd rather sit on his knee than his lap, which is closer to that "area". And who said ANYTHING about masturbation?! When the hell did that topic pop up?! It's like you people are purposely making up assorted problems and finding the tiniest piece of the game that relates to that so you can throw it back at people like me! And, come on man, I don't rape anybody! Rapeing is for ***NAUGHTY WORD***, and I, as you can most likely gather, NOT. A. ***NAUGHTY WORD***. farther down, "Do you hate Jersus that much to feel compelled to have Him watch you spray your seed all over your parents house?"
...wait...say that again? Alright pal, first, and I won't beat you up too much for it because I doubt it was intentional, you said Jersus...Be a bit more careful. The rest I can't even make sense of. What does me spraying my sperm all over my parents house (Which, by the way, you picked that one out of thin air) have to do with my hate to Jesus?? And for the last, piffleing, time, and I will not say this again without going ballistic,
I.
Am.
GAY!!!!!!!!
Why won't you people get that through your thick skulls?! You insult me over and over again with gay, ***NAUGHTY WORD***, faggot, queer, jap, and a LOT more! You people just find anything that is bad in the world, and use that word and pop our bubbles like it's a pin. You don't even make that many constructive sentances! You just go "Ugh, queer feg lul jus get of r websit brah, jesus iz luv, u jus hat him an u wunt tu kil uss go di in a piit feg"
And no, you don't say it like that, but if you were to sum up the ones that are quite long. THAT'S ALL THAT YOU SAY. You just repeat the same thing over and over again, and spice it up with some bible verse and a fact about witch-craft and what-not. Also, dude, do your homework before you tell me that I kill babies every time I masturbate...First of all, it's part of the entire pizza. Sperm holds certain parts of genetic code. For example, it may contain an X or a Y chromsome, which mixed with the egg (or, ovum) which ALSO contains either of which, will make a baby boy or girl. And no, don't try to replace what you meant with the theroy of every time I masturbate, god kills a baby, because that' complete bull.
Thanks for piffleing up my good word for 'ya.
***NAUGHTY WORD***...

[Hatchet the Jap]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I understand.
I don't know why you people keep telling me to stop spreading hate! I came here looking for a christian site (which, yes, I know this is) and I found a forum I didn't like. I decided right then and there to start an account and try to tell you guys why it's not as bad as it seems! But then people like Mary Etheldra start going ape-s*it about how I suddenly HATE JESUS because I made a comment that relates to...something. I'll be honest, I'm not too good with bible verses. I can remember storys and some quotes but I can't remember too many, alright? I have a terrible memory.

Dude, calm down! I just did that! They consider this 'hate'. Just don't let it drill into your mind! Let it blow over you.
You registered into this site of (extreme) Christians at your own will. You want to diss them for changing your posts, use the 9th commandment to do so! Don't just accuse them of doing shit without pointing out evidence!
Calm down! Stop with the hate and nonsense. Start speaking logically.

[Holly Graham]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Alright pal, first, and I won't beat you up too much

Are you seriously threatening violence against a True Christian™, who is a superior to you? You DO know you weren't invited to this board, correct?

You don't even make that many constructive sentances! You just go "Ugh, queer feg lul jus get of r websit brah, jesus iz luv, u jus hat him an u wunt tu kil uss go di in a piit feg"

What does this even mean?? Sweetheart, you should be attending a Christian college, since you were obviously not intellectual enough for godless Yale. Then you chose Princeton of all places. I'm sure it's full of homosexuals and rapists.

If you were going to a Christian college, you would have known how to speak proper American English.

Also, dude, do your homework

Honey, it's YOU who needs to do some homework. You have not read enough threads here to understand a True Christian™

..found a forum I didn't like. I decided right then and there to start an account and try to tell you guys why it's not as bad as it seems!

Oh, so you're the genius that has to EXPLAIN this to us? I think we know very well what we're talking about. It's all written in the Bible. (1 Peter 1:25)

I am praying for you. You make me so sad.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

And for f*ck's sake, I'M GAY! I'm gay! Just, stop calling me that! I'm not saying you're gay! Just because I enjoy a sword game doesn't mean I'm lhetrosexual! I am homosexua ! Always have been always will be. There!

Fine. Have it your way then, no need to be so rude about it anyway.
I just don't understand why you choose damnation with gaysexual death-style over eternal salvation.

[Hatchet the Jap]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Fine. Have it your way then, no need to be so rude about it anyway.
I just don't understand why you choose damnation with gaysexual death-style over eternal salvation.

His original post said that he's gay.
Isn't that the point of these forums now?
Geez, stop it.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

His original post said that he's gay. Some troll edited it.
Isn't that the point of these forums now? Trolling?
Geez, stop it.

Us trolling? We are worshipping Jesus and various events in life in a Godly persepective, you're the ones that are trolling .

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

His original post said that he's gay.

Can we please get back to the topic of how Minecraft is destroying innocent children?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

To be fair, if you did not make these false claims your post would not need to be edited.

Can't you even see that?

YIC

[Hatchet the Jap]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

To be fair, if you did not make these false claims your post would not need to be edited.

Can't you even see that?

YIC

It would be true that if I did not make these 'false claims'. However, the claims are true. Just because you do not have visual proof of my original post does not mean that it didn't exist, like there is no visual proof that God exists, yet you believe that he does. It's the same, really.
Again, if I do not stress that enough, those aren't false claims. I would supply you with the evidence needed, but I currently do not have any of that post. I mean, come on! I can't keep track of all my 100+ posts all at once!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I think you need to calm down and embrace the love of Jesus Christ. (Matthew 10:34-37, Luke 14:26)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I forgot to mention
Firstly, why are you letting your children reading my questions if they're so "vulgar"
and Second, I love how you only respond to the things I do wrong. No "Oh, you prove a good point, but here's my rebuttle." or "I strongly disagree with this because..."
Not only that, but you isult me with things like in the second paragraph.
Just an FYI, I'm 22, I don't live with my mother, I live in a dormatory for Princeton (I couldn't get into Yale) with my roomate Jennifer who's 21. The only family I assosiate often because my parents live quite a distance away is my neice Grace, who lives with my Uncle, since my Aunt died quite a while ago. Don't go makeing assumptions, captain snooty...

Friend, my children read this forum because it is about God. Not about how you masturbate on pizzas with your gay friends.
Being a Princeton Alumni myself, I am shocked and dismayed at your command of the American language and severely disappointed that the University has lowered the standards of admission so far (because of Obama, no doubt) as to offer you an opportunity to matriculate.

[photofox]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

(Thanks go to Brother Heathen_Basher for helping me with the scriptural side of this.)

Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!

The horror that is Minecraft:


Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!

How this is defying God? As explained by Brother Heathen_Basher: Genetic engineering will take on a role beyond what God has given to us as His creation. The Bible states that all things were created by God and for Him (Colossians 1:16). As individuals we are made in God’s image and therefore should be subject to His plan (Genesis 1:26,27; Matthew 22:20,21). God designed all living things after certain "kinds" (Genesis 1:11-25). Too much manipulation of the genetics (altering species) could be delving into issues reserved for the Designer.

Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

Joel 3:1 "For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink."

Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:


Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:


A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:


Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

Acts 8:1 "And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles."

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:


More Satanic Minecraft: