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    I tried being reasonable, but in the end we'll both forget about each other and earn nothing from this topic, which spawned from a soccer mom getting triggered by a damn video game. Goodbye. It was fun.

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by ThePeaceAttempt View Post
      Remember only Jesus was perfect and we ALL have our own sins.
      Nope, True Christians are perfect, I refer you to this thread:





      Lots of retarded video gamers call us rude! Ok, guys, haven't you seen the rules of this forum?


      First you need to go to the introduction thread. People here consider VERY rude to start answering in a single thread without making a proper introduction. If you choose to not do that, don't get upset by the rudeness you receive.


      Second, if you are going to challenge our view in our religion, please at least read the Bible. No, Christianity is not about love and tolerance. I don't know who told you guys that Jesus is a hippie pacifist, tolerant. No, that is not what the Bible says:


      Matthew 10:34
      Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.



      Third, we don't mind if you are straight or gay. God does. Very much, it is so important to Him that he wrote that in the only book he gave us.


      Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.



      Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.



      See? God wants you dead if you are gay


      And fourth, this is a forum to discuss the Bible. Any attempt of using common sense, civility, or even logic is futile. That has nothing to do with Religion, and this is a religious site!
      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Originally posted by ThePeaceAttempt View Post
        I am rather insulted by that you just insulted the people who have taught me, and MY PARENTS!...
        Oh, no, were you triggered? Luckily, Landover has a "safe space" for you: to reach it, just hit the little red "X" in the top right corner of your browser window, then pick up your computer, carry it outside, and leave it at the curb.


        ...Yes, but on this world we sin, have you lived a life where you have done no wrong?...

        No True Christian(tm) would ever make such a laughable claim.


        ...God does cover our sins in the spirit, and is covering our sins we commit each day, so we are all sinners saved by the Lord God.

        GO READ THE THREAD MRS. E WAS KIND ENOUGH TO LINK HERE: "True Christians are Perfect." Then, look at a Bible. Open it up. Find the Scripture quoted in that thread. See? It's there, AND IT SAYS WHAT IT SAYS. Since that does not match up to what you THINK it says, yeah, your teachers (parents and others) FAILED YOU, by filling your head with a bunch of crap that does not appear in the Bible, anywhere.

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        • Dear overprotective mother BaseballMom blah blah blah

          Hi, overprotective mother!I see that you have decided to make other parents decisions for them, at some point you're going to have to let your son play these things we call AWESOME video games, you are too protective, a lot of kids like me (I'm 11) LOVE video games, do homework during weekdays and weekends we play video games like GTA V, Call Of Duty, etc it's natural and it can be very good, if your son puts time and effort into it he can make a job out of it on YouTube making millions of dollars a year just by playing games and swearing, Oh what's that? You're too goody two shoes to know what a swear word is? Here are a few examples piffle, [POTTY MOUTH CLEANED UP BY MODERATOR], ass, (who knew this was a classroom?) anyways games are just what kids do nowadays and just let it happen, and DON'T ban him from seeing his friends again! He needs to socialize, or he might become a suicidal, depressed hopeless [NAUGHTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR] like I used to be. Anyways, if you want him to play a violent game let him play DOOM, it is where the player rips demon's limbs off piece by piece, smashing their heart together like two grapes.
          P.S. Take your stupid post down, please!
          P.S.S. If you don't I'll be replying once more, sparing nothing to argue about the second time.
          Also, you don't NEED to, but let him try it out, ok?














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          Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-03-2016, 02:01 AM. Reason: Let's keep this clean for Jesus!

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by ThePeaceAttempt View Post
            I am rather insulted by that you just insulted the people who have taught me, and MY PARENTS!
            Your offence is a result of your ignorance of Christs' Own Words:
            If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,
            and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
            Luke 14:26

            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
            I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother,
            and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
            He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me:
            and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
            Matthew 10:34-37
            Yes, but on this world we sin, have you lived a life where you have done no wrong? God does cover our sins in the spirit, and is covering our sins we commit each day, so we are all sinners saved by the Lord God.
            I DID sin, as I, like you, was born in sin (Psalm 51:5). But... I confessed those sins, accepted the gift of Christ's temporary death, and was Saved from Eternal Damnation (Romans 10:9). Now that I have been made into a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), sin does not tempt me (1 John 3:9).

            Look, none of this is a secret, friend! The Good News is available to those who have ears to hear!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: Done

              Originally posted by I'm A Hypocrite View Post
              I tried being reasonable...
              So what was with the prideful, obstinate crap?

              ...but in the end we'll both forget about each other...
              Probably true, but for vastly different reasons. Mrs. E will forget about you because JESUS TELLS HER TO:

              Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

              You won't learn anything here simply because you don't wanna.

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Well Whoever manages to get the idea that this game is homosexual when the character says "get behind me doctor" it means that the doctor gets behind the character to HEAL them with the med gun not whatever you were thinking and if there is any "inappropriate images" that you see is because there is a lot of messed up people showing their weird idea of those things so TF2 is 100% fine unless you dont like Gorey stuff

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by hello443 View Post
                  Well Whoever manages to get the idea that this game is homosexual when the character says "get behind me doctor" it means that the doctor gets behind the character to HEAL them with the med gun not whatever you were thinking and if there is any "inappropriate images" that you see is because there is a lot of messed up people showing their weird idea of those things so TF2 is 100% fine unless you dont like Gorey stuff
                  Boy, next time someone tells you that he is going to heal you by getting behind you, yell loud for an adult to come.
                  1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                    Boy, next time someone tells you that he is going to heal you by getting behind you, yell loud for an adult to come.
                    That is not what i meant.

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Also YouTube is fine if you look at the right stuff and not the very,VERYWrong stuff on there

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by hello443 View Post
                        Also YouTube is fine if you look at the right stuff and not the very,VERYWrong stuff on there
                        Thank you for admitting that there is some "very, VERY Wrong stuff" on YouTube.
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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by hello443 View Post
                          That is not what i meant.
                          Doesn't make Brother Gonzalez wrong. I am a doctor and I only ever heal patients from behind when I am positive that it will be ordained by GOD, and not because any of my patients have requested it. You think I ought to get behind a bunch of supple, nubile, milky-skinned young boys just because they ask me to?!? You're sick in the head, friend. Just remember that GOD sees what is in your fantasies just as he sees what is in that "special hidden folder" you probably have saved on your hard drive.
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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Your offence is a result of your ignorance of Christs' Own Words...
                            Well in this case, ignorance is truely bliss.
                            JESUS IS MY LORD, MY SAVIOR

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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by Henry Poppendorfer View Post
                              Doesn't make Brother Gonzalez wrong. I am a doctor and I only ever heal patients from behind when I am positive that it will be ordained by GOD, and not because any of my patients have requested it. You think I ought to get behind a bunch of supple, nubile, milky-skinned young boys just because they ask me to?!? You're sick in the head, friend. Just remember that GOD sees what is in your fantasies just as he sees what is in that "special hidden folder" you probably have saved on your hard drive.
                              for Pete sake the reason the character tells the doctor to get to behind him/her (referring to a person playing) is because the doctor has low HP (hit points= how many times the character can get hit before death) so the stronger character gets healed behind while taking gunshots to the body to keep the medic safe i am NOT referring to some wild fantasy i do NOT think like that.

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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by dirtybuns View Post
                                Well in this case, ignorance is truely bliss.
                                Dear Buns,

                                It is my duty to warn you. Bliss in this life puts you in great peril. Jesus will not take your lack of Biblical Education into consideration when He returns to Judge you (Revelation 20:19).

                                Ephesians 4:18-19
                                Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart: Who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.


                                You choose what you do. We are here to inform you about the consequences of your actions.


                                Yours in Christ,

                                Elmer
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