[Alvin Moss]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Uhhhh why is gay bad again? I see nothing wrong with it to be honest. Where

Did god say that homosexuality is a sin? I feel if two people get married, no matter what the sex is, that they are bound together, and they have chosen each other as their eternal mate.

I suppose ignorance is bliss for the unwashed and unsaved, but it will be no excuse when you stand before God for that final interview.


The answer to your first question must be a correction of the question itself. The answer is still that it is against God's law and yes, it is still wrong.


The second question is that the Lord has instructed us to kill those homosexuals who fall into our hands. You will find it here-Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13. There is plenty of other instruction about what to do about you people.

[Shmeebingtonman]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I suppose ignorance is bliss for the unwashed and unsaved, but it will be no excuse when you stand before God for that final interview.


The answer to your fist question must be a correction of the question itself. The answer is still that it is against God's law and yes, it is still wrong.


The second question is that the Lord has instructed us to kill those homosexuals who fall into our hands. You will find it here-Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13. There is plenty of other instruction about what to do about you people.

As an unholy triangle fellow once said, "I beg to differ!" Under the original 10 commandments that god has set upon Moses, "thou shall not kill." And as I have quoted above, you suggested genocide for homosexuals. And Im not a homosexual. I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter
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[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

...I feel if two people get married, no matter what the sex is, that they are bound together, and they have chosen each other as their eternal mate.

So you'd outlaw divorce?

And on a side note, are baptists just really aggressive christians?...

They're the only honest Christians I've ever seen. The parts of the Bible that all the other "Christians" would like you to just ignore, thank you very much, such as the bits where God tells His faithful to destroy, utterly and without mercy, homosexuals, witches, disobedient children, drunkards, wastrels, rape victims (if they're married), and non-virgin brides that have been properly paid for, among others? These people look at those passages and think, "Well, if that's what God wants from us in order to get to spend eternity praising Him (and His son) for being Him (and His son), so be it".

...This whole thread and many others are rather aggressive to those who do not share views.

Read the Bible if you want to see "rather aggressive to those who do not share views".

[Shmeebingtonman]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Oh wait, I almost forgot the reason why I am here: to put baseballmom69 to rest. How the flibbergibber is saying "I love this doctor!" gay? That's like saying that saying "I love this pizza!" Is gay. Also, "get behind me doctor" means GET BEHIND ME SO I CAN ABSORB BULLETS LIKE A SPONGE! That's not gay, that meatshields.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter

Wow. That's fascinating. I've never heard that before.

No, really.

Never.

By the way, anyone who has actually read the Word of God knows that He commands capital punishment for people who don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); witches (Exodus 22:17); homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13;Romans 1:24-32); fortunetellers (Leviticus 20:27) kids who hit their dads (Exodus 21:15); kids who curse their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); adulterers (Leviticus 20:10); non-Christians (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); atheists (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); false prophets (Zechariah 13:3); the entire town of one who worships another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); and blasphemers (Leviticus 24:10-16).

[Shmeebingtonman]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Did Jesus grab two ak-47s and shoot the hell out of all that opposed him? God wants to SAVE people, not waste them. Also, yes, I would outlaw divorce. It's wrong to marry someone you don't love, and that's the only reason why someone would need a divorce in the first place.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Did Jesus grab two ak-47s and shoot the hell out of all that opposed him?

Where did that come from, dear? Jesus doesn't need guns. He's got an everlasting Lake of Fire to do a better job punishing unbelievers and sinners than a one-time death.

God wants to SAVE people, not waste them.

Yes, but He respects our choices. You see, we have to choice to fear and obey Him, or be "wasted," over and over for all eternity, if you will

Also, yes, I would outlaw divorce. It's wrong to marry someone you don't love, and that's the only reason why someone would need a divorce in the first place.

Your ignorance about the Holy Bible fuels your foolishness. This is what the Holy Bible says about Romance, and you might be surprised what studies show about Love in the Bible.

[Shmeebingtonman]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Wow. That's fascinating. I've never heard that before.

No, really.

Never.

By the way, anyone who has actually read the Word of God knows that He commands capital punishment for people who don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); witches (Exodus 22:17); homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13;Romans 1:24-32); fortunetellers (Leviticus 20:27) kids who hit their dads (Exodus 21:15); kids who curse their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); adulterers (Leviticus 20:10); non-Christians (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); atheists (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); false prophets (Zechariah 13:3); the entire town of one who worships another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); and blasphemers (Leviticus 24:10-16).

Speaking of ignoring church authority, its not like there's a [INCOHERENT SATANIC GIBBERISH REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

[Alvin Moss]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Under the original 10 commandments that god has set upon Moses, "thou shall not kill." And as I have quoted above, you suggested genocide for homosexuals.

Again, we see here the utterings of a self congratulating, unsaved oaf. There is killing which is approved of and ordered by God and there is killing that is not approved or ordered. As an uneducated and unlettered heathen, you are, of course, unaware of that fact. My advice is to get a King James Bible and read it. There is really no other way to know what is in it. Who knows, you might find salvation along the way.

[dirtybuns]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I don't get it...you guys have this horrifying gif on your website....

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/medals/beastiality.gif

Yet you called my links clown porn?

[Basilissa]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I don't get it...you guys have this horrifying gif on your website....

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/medals/beastiality.gif

Yet you called my links clown porn?

Exactly. It is symbol which we use to distinct the sodomists among the unsaved trash who frequent this forum.

[dirtybuns]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

It's wierd!

What if a child goes on this website and asks mommy,


"why is the AOL guy doing with the doggy?"





You took down my links that were almost, if not worse. What did you do while in a bedroom? Talk about the wonders of God while experiencing with each other?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

It's wierd!

The ways of the Lord are mysterious.

[EuroTrash]

Thinking out loud and havin' a giggle

Considering that I can't find your True Christian trademark in neither USPTO nor WIPO databases, wouldn't it be funny if someone actually registered it and sued all you idiots for using his trademark without permission.

[handmaiden]

Re: Thinking out loud and havin' a giggle

Considering that I can't find your True Christian trademark in neither USPTO nor WIPO databases, wouldn't it be funny if someone actually registered it and sued all you idiots for using his trademark without permission.

Jesus would never sue us. He loves us.




Assuredly Yours,
Handmaiden