[Cranky Old Man]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

To avoid being attacked by either side (though most likely I will incur the wrath of both ) I will not state whether or not I'm a Christian.

Which can mean only one thing. You are not a Christian!

Stop trying to deceive honest Christians. We are way to smart to be deceived by the likes of you. Instead wonder why Jesus guided you to this website...

[James Hutchins]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

So I have...tl;dr.......― Martin Luther King Jr.

Let me guess, a dream?

Friend, if you lazy people would stop shooting heroin and get off your fat asses, you could have a job instead of a dream.

God only helps those that help themselves.

I want to help you but it is nigh impossible with you nodding off like that, only to suddenly awaken, run about like a chicken with its' head cut off, rambling incoherently and just as suddenly, collapsing in a corner like a pile of vomit.

[Poodleinacan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me!

• After choosing to role-play as one of these three characters, the player is then required to choose an "animal partner", which in the context of this game is probably either used as a sacrificial offering to demons or for the player to partake in simulated bestiality with.
  
• The game is infinitely long! It never ends! It's a calculated attempt by Blizzard into forcing people into Diablo-addiction and a life-time of servitude to Satan!
• The game includes detailed instructions for your character to consult with spirits and summon skeletons. This, of course, is specifically forbidden by Deuteronomy 18:10-12!
  

• Finally, the game encourages repetitive mouse-clicking and movement, which can lead young women into a repetitive stimulation of her lady-bits. Blizzards Entertainment wants to train young ladies to m*sturbate.

First of all, The Elder Scrolls:Oblivion was made by Bethesda, not Blizzard.

Also, the Diablo games are about KILLING DEMONS!

The companion is only for one specific class, and it's to aid the player to KILL DEMONS!

The game isn't infinite.

"detailed instruction to the occult"... Like what? Clicking?!


Ok... What the hell are talking about... Clicking can bring women into repetitive stimation of her clitoris?
Let me just meditate on the stupidity... Give a thousand years... That should be enought...

... Guess what? You typing on the keyboard brings you into repetitive masturbation! (how smart does that sound!... Wait, it sounds retarded?... Can't blame me.)

[BelieverInGod]

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First of all, The Elder Scrolls:Oblivion was made by Bethesda, not Blizzard.

Also, the Diablo games are about KILLING DEMONS!

The companion is only for one specific class, and it's to aid the player to KILL DEMONS!

The game isn't infinite.

"detailed instruction to the occult"... Like what? Clicking?!


Ok... What the hell are talking about... Clicking can bring women into repetitive stimation of her clitoris?
Let me just meditate on the stupidity... Give a thousand years... That should be enought...

... Guess what? You typing on the keyboard brings you into repetitive masturbation! (how smart does that sound!... Wait, it sounds retarded?... Can't blame me.)

Yep, computer games rot the brain. This is proof positive.

In fact I think I'm going to save some of this idiots posts so that if the boys start whining for one I can show them what they're being saved from.

[melissajlong]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

So... is this game available on xbox, or?...

[diablofan666]

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Hope you guys like the name... Anyways made an account on here just to be another person to express how stupid you people re making yourselves look. If you honestly think that the Diablo franchise is about worshipping Satan, then you probably should get out of this little cult youre in an see what's going on in the real world. There are plenty of games out there far more crude than any of the diablos. But once again its a game -.- pixels rendered just like this post... You really getting your panties all up in a bunch over it?

1) to the person who said hitting their kid puts the lord in them or whatever... You sir should go to hell and burn for eternity. You do realize hitting a child only provokes fear, anger, confusion, and show how weak you are as a person. You cant just sit down and tall to them? You just take the easy way out? Like all the finger pointing you "Christians" on here are doing?
2) good luck getting any games ever banned. If Obama couldn't do it, you're crazy accusations are never gonna get you near what you wish to accomplish.
3) its sickening how much hate you express towards people with different believes than yourself, yet you call yourselves "true Christians". If you can't accept all people for who they are, then I believe you should be ashamed of yourself.


All in all, its a game, get over it. Maybe you should complain about the games that actually are about fornicating and putting foreign objects where they don't belong. Or how about you go rant about gays and how they're demons. Cause God knows you guys really made a difference with that one.


P.S. yes its out for Xbox and ps3. Getting mine tomorrow and will be slaying diablos minions for days.

I advise picking up a coping and "go to hell" as they say over at Diablo 3.

Later Jesus freaks.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** typical queer ranting ***

tl:dr

Hello friend!

Please make your way to the Introduction Forum and start a thread of your own telling us all about your Walk with Jesus...we want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Godfly]

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Are you suggesting that God couldn't ban the games if he wanted to? That your anti-Christ lord Obama is more powerful than God? Enjoy your games kid, the real Hell will be much harder and you won't even want to make it to the next level.

[Bobby-Joe]

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1) to the person who said hitting their kid puts the lord in them or whatever... You sir should go to hell and burn for eternity. You do realize hitting a child only provokes fear, anger, confusion,

Which as the Bible explains is how God wants us.

[diablofan666]

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Rofl I don't want to know any of you faggot cultists.

And no I don't like Obama what so ever... But if he can't even have a say on m rated video games what makes you think you people will?

We will enjoy our games, because they're games. You guys are making it out like we're all hailing Satan and are getting down on our knees like the girl who posted this thread.

Well the God I know wouldnt send someone to hell for simply enjoying a video game that is about banishing evil. So maybe you all need to truely find Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

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...I don't want to know any of you faggot...

Why do you use implied homosexuality as an insult?

...Well the God I know wouldnt send someone to hell for simply enjoying a video game that is about banishing evil...

The God you know? From where?

[Alvin Moss]

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Diablo, you poor, insolant potato head, I would urge you to come to the understanding that it was the Lord of Hosts Himself who guided you here, that you may be saved and know the everlasting golry of God's eternal love for you. How else do you think an unsaved wretch like yourself could find himself on such a site as this, much less actually communicating with saved Christians?

Opportunity sometimes only knocks once. This could be your last chance. There are no guarantees in life and we could all go at any time. Best be prepared.

You title yourself Devil and you take the mark of the beast as your own. I assure you, the Lord is not amused, but He may have some use for you that I cannot know.

I urge you then to throw off Satan and come to Jesus; that or suffer the eternal torment of Hell.

So, lets start afresh.

Welcome then Brother. What church do you attend and what is your favorite Bible verse?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You guys are making it out like we're all hailing Satan...

Well, you are.

Look there are only two directions in which a man can go - Salvation or Perdition.

In what way is this game glorifying to God (1 Corinthians 10:31)? In what way does this allow you to "love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself" (Luke 10:27)?

You see, by not glorifying the LORD, you are glorifying Satan. You are hailing him, supporting him, and serving him. Don't take my word for it. Read the Holy Bible.

Well the God I know wouldnt send someone to hell for simply enjoying a video game that is about banishing evil. So maybe you all need to truely find Jesus.

That's because the "god" you know is naught but a figment of your imagination. He exists as an anthropomorphic ideology of your own conscience. In other words, he is the epitome of what you think is right and wrong.

That's not the actual King of Kings, though. That's just a personification of your own ideas.

They may comfort you in times of stress, but they cannot offer you Salvation.

Tell me, have you ever read the Holy Bible?

[Bobby-Joe]

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And no I don't like Obama what so ever... But if he can't even have a say on m rated video games what makes you think you people will?

Right there you showed you view Obama as a kind of god. Well friend their is One TRUE God and He will have His say on what is right or wrong come judgement day. Do you want to end up in the great use ban file that is Hell friend? I hope not.

We will enjoy our games, because they're games. You guys are making it out like we're all hailing Satan and are getting down on our knees like the girl who posted this thread.

Hitler enjoyed gassing Jews, just saying. Personal pleasure is never a justification for evil.

Well the God I know wouldnt send someone to hell for simply enjoying a video game that is about banishing evil. So maybe you all need to truely find Jesus.

That's because you don't know God and His Only Son/co-third of the Holy Spirit Jesus as He describes Himself in The Bible.

Fortunately we are here to help you.

[Thomas Taylor]

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Rofl I don't want to know any of you faggot cultists.

And no I don't like Obama what so ever... But if he can't even have a say on m rated video games what makes you think you people will?

We will enjoy our games, because they're games. You guys are making it out like we're all hailing Satan and are getting down on our knees like the girl who posted this thread.

Well the God I know wouldnt send someone to hell for simply enjoying a video game that is about banishing evil. So maybe you all need to truely find Jesus.

Son/daughter, You are totally delusional, games are not FUN or JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME. If YOU like getting down on your knees for Satan, that is your problem. We, as Good Christians, are attempting to point out the dangers of using these games.

I will pray that Jesus enters you but I know it will be in vain:

Judges 9:4

And they gaue him threescore and ten pieces of siluer, out of the house of Baal-Berith, wherewith Abimelech hired vaine & light persons, which followed him.