[Alphonse Alban]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ok I have to quote on where you describe the Portals as "A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one." They are simply two different coloured holes. How on earth do those two colours make it gay? And where you said "Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting.." Well you gotta make up your mind. One minute games are too violent. Now this ONE isn't violent enough?

So you think that being gay is too violent. Are you some sort of gaybasher? We do not tolerate irrational intolerance here.

[Mr.Common Sense]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.

Ok I have to quote on where you describe the Portals as "A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one." They are simply two different coloured holes. How on earth do those two colours make it gay? And where you said "Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting.." Well you gotta make up your mind. One minute games are too violent. Now this ONE isn't violent enough?

[Chant of the Light]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

That game sucks anyway.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

The sky isn't orange.

[Superdork33]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What colour do you actually think the sky is? You seem very confused. Are atheists often this lost? Do you even have a lack of belief about the colour of the sky?

.....

You get us wrong!
You cant Imagine do you?

Imagine for a second, that god tells you that the sky are orenge,what would you do?


Atheists are only lost when they are in somwhere they dont know.
Since i have imagination, i try to understand what would you do if god told you the sky were orenge.

i know htat the sky are blue, i SEE it.
unlike you who would say "YES MASTAH" and immidietly start yelling at people who tell you the sky is blue.


Derpington is not a real person, or is he?

[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

At the end its a joke, on jehova witnesses.
If you didnt notice almost any time i post there is a joke in the end.
Anger managment? Prayer?

Only one soloution: Work. praying is a waste of time.



Whats the diffrence between a raven and a fox?
They are both black except the fox.

You didn't put one in that post did you?

What is the point of all your drug addled ramblings? We are busy people today, it's Sunday and we shall all be going to Church. Cut to the chase - what is it you really want to say to us?

All the best

[Superdork33]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

At the end its a joke, on jehova witnesses.
If you didnt notice almost any time i post there is a joke in the end.
Anger managment? Prayer?

Only one soloution: Work. praying is a waste of time.



Whats the diffrence between a raven and a fox?
They are both black except the fox.

[Francis Jr.]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Well by golly, I am sure pleased that I didnt purchase a copy of Portal 2 for my son; Jesse Jr. He can read his scriptures instead!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

the point is, that you ignore ANY POSSIBLE FACT THAT EVER WAS PROVEN becuase you think god wrote somthing and it doesnt appear there and is much more easy to belive in.

Why would god do that? to separate the fools from the smart.

Smart people would say: But i see the sky is blue.
Stupid will say: GOD SAIS I DO.

Yknow what? i will design headgear that limits your vision to a space as big as a bible book, so you only see the bible in front of your eyes.
Then you can trust Jesus to guide you.



"hello i would like to take a moment of your time and talk with you about jes-"
"SHUT UP!"

What colour do you actually think the sky is? You seem very confused. Are atheists often this lost? Do you even have a lack of belief about the colour of the sky?

[Talitha]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

the point is, that you ignore ANY POSSIBLE FACT THAT EVER WAS PROVEN becuase you think god wrote somthing and it doesnt appear there and is much more easy to belive in.

Why would god do that? to separate the fools from the smart.

Smart people would say: But i see the sky is blue.
Stupid will say: GOD SAIS I DO.

Yknow what? i will design headgear that limits your vision to a space as big as a bible book, so you only see the bible in front of your eyes.
Then you can trust Jesus to guide you.



"hello i would like to take a moment of your time and talk with you about jes-"
"SHUT UP!"

I really do think you have anger management problems, dear.

Have you thought of prayer?
Anger is usually caused by some Demon or another.
Praying that God helps rid you of these Demons is what I would suggest.

God Bless

[Superdork33]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

the point is, that you ignore ANY POSSIBLE FACT THAT EVER WAS PROVEN becuase you think god wrote somthing and it doesnt appear there and is much more easy to belive in.

Why would god do that? to separate the fools from the smart.

Smart people would say: But i see the sky is blue.
Stupid will say: GOD SAIS I DO.

Yknow what? i will design headgear that limits your vision to a space as big as a bible book, so you only see the bible in front of your eyes.
Then you can trust Jesus to guide you.



"hello i would like to take a moment of your time and talk with you about jes-"
"SHUT UP!"

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Look, what he is trying to say is that you blindly follow the bible rules. no offense.

What's your point? Why would we be offended?

He means that If og told you the sky was orenge, you would ignore everything and think that the sky is orenge.

Why would God tell us the sky is orange? It's not orange. God could make the sky orange if He wanted. In fact He does quite often at sunset.

[Thinks Design]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Look, what he is trying to say is that you blindly follow the bible rules. no offense.

He means that If og told you the sky was orenge, you would ignore everything and think that the sky is orenge.



"religous wars are like two people argueing on over who has a better imaginery friend"

Who said that? i would love to hear your answers (he was born before 1900)


And a second thing i agree with you on:Mormons are annoying.

To be fair, if God told you the sky was orange but you maintained it was blue it would be fair to say that your definition of blue is wrong.

What with God inventing colour and all.

ThinksDesign.

[Superdork33]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Look, what he is trying to say is that you blindly follow the bible rules. no offense.

He means that If og told you the sky was orenge, you would ignore everything and think that the sky is orenge.



"religous wars are like two people argueing on over who has a better imaginery friend"

Who said that? i would love to hear your answers (he was born before 1900)


And a second thing i agree with you on:Mormons are annoying.

[James Hutchins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

It is you mormons who are stupid banning me every time I make a point if you cant discuss it rationally you switch to insults or banning me (which as you can see doesn't really work), you can't even understand basic English I try to define the word you seam to having trouble with and you still don't grasp the meaning and you have the front to call me an idiot, maybe you should have tried a public school where they teach about English and the world instead of being home schooled by mommy where the answer to everything is "God did it" get a grip it's not even a good book, going over and over the same point countless times, Science has proven so many of your theories wrong yet still you are blind I pity you I really do....

Friend:
We are not mormons, we are Christians.
Rationality means nothing. We follow the Bible
We speak and think American, not some foreign language spoken by heathens.
We do not support 'theories' we support the facts in the Bible. Science is made of 'theories'.
Why do you hate God?