[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

WOW you gies are idiots......It does not promote homosexuality ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)NOT the god damn developers OPEN YOUR EYES idiots!None of this is a sin IS A PUZZLE GAME anything pornographic about it or homo about it is because of the community the developers wouldn't relice that and i am a proud owner of a steam account! i play tf2 i play killing floor you mad bro?

I normally manage to speak retard fairly well but even I am at a loss here. Anyone?

I have a few minutes between household chores so I'll try.

WOW you gies are idiots

He's an idiot and can only think of orgies.

......It does not promote homosexuality

I think the line of dots means he's now trying to fit in by denying what he truly supports - the homoqueer lifestyle. I think this is his subliminal message to try and convert True Christians by putting the image in our heads in hopes it makes us think positively about such things.

ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)

Once people start playing Portal 2 they can't help but think homoerotic thoughts and make picture after picture of it to share with strangers on the web in hopes one might meet at a truck stop one night and do kinky gay sex with them.

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i am a proud owner of a steam account!

He's so debased he no longer tries to hide his homofantasies and wants to advertise where he can be found (on a steam account, whatever that means).

I hope that helps.

[TEH INTERNETZ]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

God just told me to kill myself.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

WOW you gies are idiots......It does not promote homosexuality ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)NOT the god damn developers OPEN YOUR EYES idiots!None of this is a sin IS A PUZZLE GAME anything pornographic about it or homo about it is because of the community the developers wouldn't relice that and i am a proud owner of a steam account! i play tf2 i play killing floor you mad bro?

I normally manage to speak retard fairly well but even I am at a loss here. Anyone?

[TEH INTERNETZ]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

WOW you gies are idiots......It does not promote homosexuality ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)NOT the god damn developers OPEN YOUR EYES idiots!None of this is a sin IS A PUZZLE GAME anything pornographic about it or homo about it is because of the community the developers wouldn't relice that and i am a proud owner of a steam account! i play tf2 i play killing floor you mad bro?

[Adam the fool]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What is everyones problem? It won't steal credit cards and theres no damn link to anal sex anywhere in portal 2. For christians you guys sure do link gays and anal sex to everything.. Do I see a connection here? Do you guys have gay anal sex with each other? Seems like it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

My credit card hasn't been stolen...

Who is your credit card with?

[Doo-Fong-Woo]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

My credit card hasn't been stolen...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I do not intend to defend anal sex, nor ever will i do it. But i think for having a so called Christian mind why do we try to link everything to anal sex?

You just don't understand satan, pal. He wants everyone to commit sodomy instead of praising Jesus!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I do not intend to defend anal sex, nor ever will i do it. But i think for having a so called Christian mind why do we try to link everything to anal sex?

By denying that there is a gay conspiracy to tempt straight men like me into having gay sex, you are in essence protecting that conspiracy. I am trying to expose that conspiracy by showing how all of the homoerotic imagery in the Satanic, liberally biased media are linked together.

I do not blame you, friend. I know that the Satanic liberally biased media and public education system have brainwashed you so that you no longer perceive the anal sex inherent in the system. But I see it, and I will continue to be a watchdog for anal sex until the Lord calls me up into more eternal servitude! Hallelujia!

[Brian Payne]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I do not intend to defend anal sex, nor ever will i do it. But i think for having a so called Christian mind why do we try to link everything to anal sex?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Sorry for the second post but, just because something says "2" on the end of it doesnt mean, "OMG ANAL SEX BAD GAME" just means its the SECOND PORTAL GAME there was a portal just old "portal' it was a hit so they made another one "portal 2". So the fact "anal sex" was the first thing that came to your mind means your perverted and YOUR the homosexual.

I don't understand how someone who wishes they were a Christian (like yourself) would come down so firmly on the side of anal sex, and diametrically oppose oneself in principle to the war on anal sex. Denying yourself the privilege to engage in gay sex is essential to any practice of TRUE Christianity(tm).

[Brian Payne]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Sorry for the second post but, just because something says "2" on the end of it doesnt mean, "OMG ANAL SEX BAD GAME" just means its the SECOND PORTAL GAME there was a portal just old "portal' it was a hit so they made another one "portal 2". So the fact "anal sex" was the first thing that came to your mind means your perverted and YOUR the homosexual.

[Brian Payne]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

5 million people would disigree.

[Adam the fool]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Wow, No where at all in Portal 2 did I see ANY sexual references or actions. Its a friendly game, and I know I won't go to hell because of it. The game wouldn't even release if it does send you to hell.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

This is one of the reason why I will never let my child play any video games! They are all full of non-Christian morals. The only game I would even consider letting my child play is one where they kill muslims for threatening America. But even then, the video game will find someway to promote anal sex or homosexuality. Therefore, my child will NEVER even see a video or else he'll get a good beating.

PRAISE!

Few manage to find the strait gate:

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

So many are led by these Satanic distractions to lives of debauchery and God-hating (as can be seen by their hate-filled rantings in this and similar threads) but we know this is false joy before damnation.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat

Matthew 7:21,23
21Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

They seriously think that things they do in video games that they see as good actually count with the Lord! Some of them even say in similar threads that they are vanquishing demons therefore they are good people. So by thrusting a hole into things and then entering it they are somehow being good?

Yes, it is obvious to those who know God, but Satan is beguiling with this sort of thing.