[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Really? I'm sorry, that has to be the most retarded thing I've read.

I've played Portal 1 & Portal 2, and both of them are amazing games. Neither game mentions sex in any way. The game is about a woman (Chell) being trapped in a scientific testing laboratory (Aperture Science). She has to solve various puzzles with the use of a portal gun to get to GLaDOS (The killer computer villain), or Wheatly(Portal 2). In the end of Portal 2, GLaDOS releases Chell, but that's after Chell defeats Wheatly and saves Aperture Laboratories from total destruction.

Tell me, how did you get anal sex from that? Sounds to me like you're just obsessed with sex.

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[KusoYokai]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Really? I'm sorry, that has to be the most retarded thing I've read.

I've played Portal 1 & Portal 2, and both of them are amazing games. Neither game mentions sex in any way. The game is about a woman (Chell) being trapped in a scientific testing laboratory (Aperture Science). She has to solve various puzzles with the use of a portal gun to get to GLaDOS (The killer computer villain), or Wheatly(Portal 2). In the end of Portal 2, GLaDOS releases Chell, but that's after Chell defeats Wheatly and saves Aperture Laboratories from total destruction.

Tell me, how did you get anal sex from that? Sounds to me like you're just obsessed with sex.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

(Oh, just in case you haven't already discovered, I'm an atheist. I'm not here to spew hate-filled comments or troll, I'm here to have a proper discussion.)

How on earth would we have discovered? This is your only post.

You didn't even have the common courtesy to introduce yourself - not sure how many prpoer conversations you've had but honestly that is typical behaviour.

[ThatOneGuyThere]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You are making little sense and appear to be speaking in tongues. The Bible teaches us that this magnifies God. Thank you.

Acts 10:46
For they heard them speak with tongues, and magnify God.

Yours in Christ

He's trying to say that perverts can find a dirty meaning for anything so if you believe that a video game promotes anal sex then you're a pervert. Which I think is a valid point. People seem to attack the homosexual community here and here are the reasons whether you like it or not.

1)Ignorance
As humans we are programmed to respond to the unknown in a fearful/violent manner, this is exactly what's happening here. (The same can be said about people who think everyone from the middle-east is a terrorist, but that's another story.)

2) Suppression
Some people who are homosexual themselves may try to suppress their feelings by protesting and demonstrating against homosexuals. They think in their own minds; "I can't be gay, I hate gay people more than anyone, look at all the people I call fag, I'm as straight as an arrow."

3)To fit in
Because it is part of their religion people will have hate-filled feeling towards homosexuals, which is absolutely ridiculous. You can believe in exactly what you want to believe in, you shouldn't be influenced blindly by others simply because it's what they believe.

(Oh, just in case you haven't already discovered, I'm an atheist. I'm not here to spew hate-filled comments or troll, I'm here to have a proper discussion.)

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What im trying to say is this game is in no way related homosexuality
or the devil

They can't even tell the truth about cake so how do you trust them to look after your soul?

[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You say jumping into portals promots gay sex.
Well you know what i say?

You love jesus, and yet i really dont want to say 'haha a man loves another man lol thats gayyyyy' yet i dont say it, becuase im restrained.

wait, i just said it didnt i?

You are making little sense and appear to be speaking in tongues. The Bible teaches us that this magnifies God. Thank you.

Acts 10:46
For they heard them speak with tongues, and magnify God.

Yours in Christ

[Superdork33]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You know, Perverts can find genitals in everything they see.
You say jumping into portals promots gay sex.
Well you know what i say?

You love jesus, and yet i really dont want to say 'haha a man loves another man lol thats gayyyyy' yet i dont say it, becuase im restrained.

wait, i just said it didnt i?

so stop banning us from these forums cuz we are trying to prove you wrong.

Peace off.

*spock hand*

[CreeperFacePalm]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

The only puzzle is how to avoid Hell

And the answer to that question is to put your so called 'joy' stick (whatever that is) down and start learning about Jesus.

Do you want to go to Hell?

Yours in Christ.

What im trying to say is this game is in no way related homosexuality
or the devil

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Portal is a puzzle game. Ever heard of spoiling someones fun?

The only puzzle is how to avoid Hell

And the answer to that question is to put your so called 'joy' stick (whatever that is) down and start learning about Jesus.

Do you want to go to Hell?

Yours in Christ.

[Roberta]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Portal is a puzzle game. Ever heard of spoiling someones fun?

Is that the same as spoiling someone's sphincter?

[CreeperFacePalm]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Portal is a puzzle game. Ever heard of spoiling someones fun?

[PopeDope]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Obviously we need to dumb this down for. I am sorry we did not see the need sooner, I am sorry, please forgive me.

Games are fine. Checkers, TicTacToe, Witch Hunt, Who is the Sinner and many more. But a game that can anally probe you and steal your credit card, I am sorry, is just not a good game. I suppose, based on your screen name and your rabid defense of this game, you are on the giving end of the probing and receiving end of the credit card info. Come, fess up, we will not think any less of you.

OOOPS you seem to have forgotten that Tic-Tac-Toe is a SIN after all:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=66

Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

You BAAAD boy

[Daimon Chris]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

How can we stop this?!
This game must be forbidden to young men and women of this modern society...!

Or else, this world will full of homosexual queers and muslims, that are ALL terrorists! DIE IN HELL YOU BASTARDS.

We need to sue this company, for destroying the hope for humanity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

God just told me to kill myself.

Remember, it's ALONG the tracks, not across.

[Didymus Much]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

God just told me to kill myself.

And what's stopping you?