[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Rammstein? Shouldn't you be posting in this thread? It seems the title is particularly apt for your atheist views

For those of you who do not speak German, the video is about the nazi celebrations before starting the holocaust.

[RammsteinMadchen]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

All of you can go rot in the hell that you damn everyone else to.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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All of you can go rot in the hell that you damn everyone else to.

Dear retard,

Did you think that by coming in here and spit on Jesus' face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL be facing His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. The choice is yours, friend. Repent or enjoy hell.

Psalm 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
Psalm 2:2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying,
Psalm 2:3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.
Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

Psalm 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
Psalm 37:13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

Psalm 52:6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
Psalm 52:7 Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.

Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.

Psalm 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

YIC,
Dr. Isaiah Jones

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

All of you can go rot in the hell that you damn everyone else to.

So according to your own logic you think you should go to Hell? For once I have to agree with you.

[Cursed]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

All of you can go rot in the hell that you damn everyone else to.

You won't be rotting in Hell; you'll be burning in it forever!

And all of the True Christians will be up in Heaven with perfect bodies singing praises to Jesus and watching you burn for all eternity!

Praise Him!

[godismighty]

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Rammstein? Shouldn't you be posting in this thread? It seems the title is particularly apt for your atheist views

For those of you who do not speak German, the video is about the nazi celebrations before starting the holocaust.

celebrations yes. but what holocaust?

[What_TheHolyBible]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Your interpretation of the bible clearly shows how portal 2 is a sin that I agree. But following the same facts used for portal then the use of the internet and paying the cable companies is a sin. The cable companies are stealing your money so the unsaved can spread their messages. I feel like you should probably not be using the internet as it facilitates all of what you are against.


p.s. I am not an atheist, not using my own interpretation of the bible, straight, I probably will be going to hell for using the internet.
The internet is not Praising the lord thus it is evil and anyone who uses the internet in anyway will not be saved unless they move back to the good christian roots and not use this evil technology.

[ChristChurch]

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I was at my friends house when i saw him playing this game, i thought it was wrong but he convinced me to play. When i had played it a couple of times it still felt wrong and i told him that this game should not have been made and that neither one of us should ever play it again. When i got home i told my mother about the game and she showed me this post, i now know why i felt the urge to smash his computer when playing.

I hope that i'm not going to hell for this, i regret every second playing that game and i have no contact with my so called "Friend" any more!

[James Hutchins]

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I was at my friends house when i saw him playing this game, i thought it was wrong but he convinced me to play. When i had played it a couple of times it still felt wrong and i told him that this game should not have been made and that neither one of us should ever play it again. When i got home i told my mother about the game and she showed me this post, i now know why i felt the urge to smash his computer when playing.

I hope that i'm not going to hell for this, i regret every second playing that game and i have no contact with my so called "Friend" any more!

You need to organize your true friends and fellow Church goers and all walk to you ex-friends home at night. Bring torches to light way. Demand to talk with the child's parents.

[BlackHeart]

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For those that hate the Portal Series so, I have a special message for thee.

[Talitha]

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For those that hate the Portal Series so, I have a special message for thee.

Nice

[Scienceisbunk]

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Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.

Portals are real. They are scientific fact! Unlike god! This game was developed for basic entertainment based on physics of the universe. The game is harmless and never even mentions gays. Yet again you are making things bad.

[metalsukz]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)



Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:



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1. ur on a computer, computers arn't in the bible so therefore this forum doesn't exist, neither does ur computer, or portal 2 for that matter, according to ur logic, but either way ur a hell bound atheist for using a computer because its sumthing that's not in the bible.
2. its not magic, its technology.
3. get ur mind out of the gutter ive known about portal 2 for awhile and ive never thought of it and that way

[InAWorldForsaken]

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Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence.

With all due respect sir, you can buy it in disc form at any store that sells video games.

[James Hutchins]

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With all due respect sir, you can buy it in disc form at any store that sells video games.

You can also buy women on 10th Street, it still does not make it right.