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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by jocelyn.mouden View Post
    All the quotes of the Bible have to consider the context

    Thank you for this gemstone of advice. Reading the Bible in context never occurred to anyone but you.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by jocelyn.mouden View Post
      blaaah cherry pick blaaaaah
      John 3:16-21
      16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.

      Let's have a look at your beloved context.

      Oh look. You are going to burn.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
        Let's have a look at your beloved context.

        Oh look. You are going to burn.
        Brother -

        Thank you for reminding us of this Biblical proof that all non-Christians are evil.

        We know they are evil, as the Gospel tells us, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T CHRISTIAN. That itself is the proof.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Brother -

          Thank you for reminding us of this Biblical proof that all non-Christians are evil.

          We know they are evil, as the Gospel tells us, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T CHRISTIAN. That itself is the proof.
          These cherry pickers like to over complicate things for sure.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Ok, well done
            You success in respond to half of my arguments

            But I still have that :

            "Whoever is without love does not know God, for God is love" 1John 4:8
            (And I invite you to check the context of this one)

            "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away" 1corinthians 13:4-8

            How can Love hates ? How can God hates ?



            I'll tell you a secret : I'm 16 years old... so I haven't reach a big level of "knowledge" (I don't know if it's the good english word) of the Bible.
            So Even if you success to break this last argument of mines, Think that there are a lot of people thinking like me, that the God of the Bible is a God of love for all his creatures, with more knowledge and more arguments.

            In all the cases, If you success or not, this is my very last post, I promised.
            So, when I get more experience of the christian life, I will be back
            See you someday
            I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by jocelyn.mouden View Post
              Ok, well done
              You success in respond to half of my arguments

              But I still have that :

              "Whoever is without love does not know God, for God is love" 1John 4:8
              (And I invite you to check the context of this one)

              "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away" 1corinthians 13:4-8

              How can Love hates ? How can God hates ?



              I'll tell you a secret : I'm 16 years old... so I haven't reach a big level of "knowledge" (I don't know if it's the good english word) of the Bible.
              So Even if you success to break this last argument of mines, Think that there are a lot of people thinking like me, that the God of the Bible is a God of love for all his creatures, with more knowledge and more arguments.

              In all the cases, If you success or not, this is my very last post, I promised.
              So, when I get more experience of the christian life, I will be back
              See you someday
              The God you dreamed up in your head or your people you listen to dreamed up in theirs is not the God of the Bible and you are still cherry picking.

              Go and read. Don't listen to people; go and read. We are confident you will attain understanding. We don't want you to listen to us while you read. Ask yourself who else of those who would teach you are so confident.

              I will tell you Truth®: every True Christian™ has utterly independently reached the same conclusion as I have about God's will and the Bible and only then did we meet. We were truly guided here by God's word in the Bible.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                I can save your from your stupidity... This is my last post, I don't want to lose my time anymore with people like you, I'd better to do.
                You're seriously retarded you know ?
                Well, if there any brony or TRUE Christian past here, please, don't post. It's a wast of time. They can't admit that THEY HAD WRONG, I'd tried to make them understand that many bronies are good guys but... if think they are too scared to admit that they can had wrong and still thinking that we are masturbating on ponies. Using the Bible like a shield, terribly pathetic...
                Guys, I hope you'll burn in the fire of Hell, I'd mean that seriously.
                But of course you'll not, ha ha !
                Yeah, you don't care about :
                Homosexual. They are doomed
                Atheist. They are also doomed.
                Others religions. Guess what ? Doooomeeeeeeeed.
                Not True Christian thinking like a dumbass like you're. DoOoOoMeEeEd.
                What about alien. At the moment that they are not dumbass Christian like you're... DOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEED
                Black ! Uh ! Bah, they're all insanity because they're not white. Do-Do-Doomeed.
                Bronies. Lol, doomed, of course. For what... ah... be gay, no ? lawl. I'm gay like you're a important... (You're not important, yes, you're not important).

                I hope that you understand that many many people is laughing at you.
                And I also hope that many many TRUE Christians are facepalm themselves when they saw your piece of crap.

                Bah, ALL INTO THE HELL ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

                If I remember well, I saw on another dumbass forum like yours a men said that we are all sinner and whatever we do : Hell.
                Kill yourself then. An earth free of people like you is Heaven ! (Hum, I love this sentence).
                Anyway, if you're get the Heaven, it's mean that everyone can get in. And if you're in Heaven, i prefer the Hell. Maybe they are not freaking stupid like you...

                Oh, my post is getting too long for you ? Aw, poor little baby than can just make a post with Bible things on. Boohoohoo.
                Bah, I'm sure that no one will read that because I'm right.

                Also, I remember said that you're extremist. Nobody correct me that you're not... So I guess you're really extremist. Phew, thanks Celestia (myself, lawl), they're not a like that.

                At last time : BRONIES ! DON'T FEED THE PARASPRITE ! THEY ARE ALREADY DOOMED ! WE CAN'T CHANGE THEM AND GIVE THEM IMPORTANCE IS AN INSULT FOR US. LET STUPIDS TOGETHER WITH THEIRS STUPID THINGS !

                Quand on est con, on est con !
                God is as strong as a unicorn Num.23:22, 24:8

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Celestia View Post
                  I love to hear myself talk and rant and rave all day long because I wuv widdoo biddy ponies...
                  Oh puh-lease.

                  When you've discovered this life doesn't go on forever and you will have no option but to burn in Hell, then come back and see that what we've been telling you is the only way to avoid being Satan's boy-toy for eternity.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Can somebody please explain to me what a brony is and whether God hates them?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Well, brother Redeemed, I kind of assumed the etymology of "brony" is a bastardization of "browny", as in a chocolate treat. I presumed the "chocolat" was the brown poo in the "bronies" ass that will spill out when they commit sodomy with each other, which is the "treat".

                      Brownies are also frequently used in Satanic rituals, in which they are mixed with cannabis, as my uncle and aunt in Holland told me. I think it's no coincidence that "adult bronies also like the show"; this is probably a code for gaysexual crackheads who watch the show.

                      Why else would adults ever watch a children's cartoon, if not "high"?
                      John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Who was this evil tv show created by? They should be burned.

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                          Well, brother Redeemed, I kind of assumed the etymology of "brony" is a bastardization of "browny", as in a chocolate treat. I presumed the "chocolat" was the brown poo in the "bronies" ass that will spill out when they commit sodomy with each other, which is the "treat".

                          Brownies are also frequently used in Satanic rituals, in which they are mixed with cannabis, as my uncle and aunt in Holland told me. I think it's no coincidence that "adult bronies also like the show"; this is probably a code for gaysexual crackheads who watch the show.

                          Why else would adults ever watch a children's cartoon, if not "high"?
                          That's truly repulsive. And they are so blatant in proclaiming themselves as well. They sound even worse than furries.

                          Idolatry in all its forms is obvious grounds for damnation
                          Galatians 5:19-21
                          19Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

                          but I wonder how many of these pony-worshippers understand they are no better than murderers or witches!
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            ........................ hee..........haaa..........lololololol the things i could say seriously my little pony...................... come on now do you find everything foreign bad. you soundlike white supremanists. Though i do find it gay really evil
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by agoodpedestrian View Post
                              ........................ hee..........haaa..........lololololol the things i could say seriously my little pony...................... come on now do you find everything foreign bad. you soundlike white supremanists. Though i do find it gay really evil
                              Another perfect example how My little brony rots your brain.

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by agoodpedestrian View Post
                                ........................ hee..........haaa..........lololololol the things i could say seriously my little pony...................... come on now do you find everything foreign bad. you soundlike white supremanists. Though i do find it gay really evil
                                What does pointing out the evil in My Little Porny have to do with your obsession with racial politics?

                                And since you are an atheist, why do you think homosexuals are evil? Is it because you're a bigoted scumbag?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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