[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

No, i perfer my bro-nies to Jesus. They always help me if i need any help or support. We support each other, watch episodes together, discuss the show IRL or online, and have meetups. If i go to hell (If it even exists), they will save me, if not save, go trough hell with me. Honestly, i do not care for your Jebus or God nonsense.

Dear Satan-worshipping retard,

Here are some other groups that provide "support" to each other:

- the Catholic "church"

- prison pen pals

- atheist Jesus-haters

- demoncrats

- etc. etc.

Just because you have a built-in echo chamber doesn't mean it has any legitimacy.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

But God put the rainbow in the sky! D: Genesis 9:12-14 Are you saying He wants to turn you gay?
How is that porn? Have you ever heard of a party streamer? I think you're the perverted one if you think of -that- everytime you see something in someone's mouth.
As for her tail... uh, that's the way it's styled... It's supposed to be fluffy. When it's straight, it hangs straight down. Get your mind out of the gutter, please, before mine chases you out.

I can't believe you'd have the nerve to bring up that male dancer who attends bachelorette parties and produces streams all over their faces and exposed breasts. This is a family-friendly site! Please, for the children, stop posting your pornographic nonsense if you insist on continuing to come to this board and berate our members.

Find Jesus before it's too late!

[markus the russian queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Dear Satan-worshipping retard,

Here are some other groups that provide "support" to each other:

- the Catholic "church"

- prison pen pals

- atheist Jesus-haters

- demoncrats

- etc. etc.

Just because you have a built-in echo chamber doesn't mean it has any legitimacy.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Jesus thinks fluttershy is best pony.
You have been forgiven for your hating. The brony community still respects you, do not make us hate you. A lot of pony spam will follow.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Jesus thinks fluttershy is best pony
You have been forgiven for your hating. The brony community still respects you, do not make us hate you. A lot of pony spam will follow.

You think this is the first time in over ten years a bunch of butt hurt kids threatened to flood us?? Landover will NOT be silenced from Speaking TRUTH(tm) to the World.

You evasion of the question is telling. Bronys is no different that a prison gang or the Richard Dawkins society or the ACLU or any other group of violent thugs. It is a group out to destroy the American Way (as in Republican, Baptists, white male) way of life and draw people away with from Jesus with lousy propaganda.

I mean seriously, talking animals. Come one As a Christian I have to ask what is next - talking snakes? Were do you get such silly ideas.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

You have been forgiven for your hating.

Do you mean hating like this?

THANKS, YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. JESUS? F*** Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

...A lot of pony spam will follow.

I'll start.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I'll start.

Is that a new flavor of Spam? I'd try it.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

But God put the rainbow in the sky! D: Genesis 9:12-14 Are you saying He wants to turn you gay?
How is that porn? Have you ever heard of a party streamer? I think you're the perverted one if you think of -that- everytime you see something in someone's mouth.
As for her tail... uh, that's the way it's styled... It's supposed to be fluffy. When it's straight, it hangs straight down. Get your mind out of the gutter, please, before mine chases you out.

Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
(Emphasis mine)

God also made cucumbers. Gays use cucumbers to commit sodomy. More than 300 people in Germany die from a bacteria found in feces.
How can you ignore the miracles of God?
I also don't look directly at cucumbers anymore, let alone eat them.

Also, that "party streamer" you mentioned, I don't know that word, but judging from the context it's a retractable dildo which ruptures your rectum so you let your feces "stream" at "parties".
There's no place for that on this Godly forum

[thadx the pervert]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Seriously, how is this bad

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I'll tell you it is bad:

I was sitting McDonald's watching out for perverts and I happened to click on your sick link. As it happened a young lady was sitting down near me at the time with her child and saw the disgusting horse porn image and immediately gave her muscular husband a scared look and moved away from me with great alacrity.

I just heard the young buck mutter 'nonce'

I tried to explain that it was 'research' but by that time every one nearby was looking at me and I felt most persecuted

I was reminded of the following.

Deuteronomy 30:7 And the LORD thy God will put all these curses upon thine enemies, and on them that hate thee, which persecuted thee.

By posting your horse porn you have persecuted me roundly and lead me to endure the curses of the people: and that sir, is the province of God alone (as elegantly elucidated in the preceding portentous virtuous verse)!

Genesis 3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

You would set yourself to be unto the Lord He does the cursing, not you, madam!

Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me

I renounce you, begon failed usurper. You disgust me. You make me sick

Kindest regards.
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[WrongGwendolyn]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
(Emphasis mine)

God also made cucumbers. Gays use cucumbers to commit sodomy. More than 300 people in Germany die from a bacteria found in feces.
How can you ignore the miracles of God?
I also don't look directly at cucumbers anymore, let alone eat them.

Also, that "party streamer" you mentioned, I don't know that word, but judging from the context it's a retractable dildo which ruptures your rectum so you let your feces "stream" at "parties".
There's no place for that on this Godly forum

Oh boy... You are a total mormon. A party streamer is a fun little party favor. Like party hats. Then again, I bet you're such a social recluse that you've never gone to any sort of party. Like a five-year-old's party, for example... They have nothing to do with feces or rectums. And if you don't believe me, go to your favorite search engine of choice and do some research.
As for cucumbers... again, just because something is generally used in a perverted fashion doesn't mean it is a wicked thing... that's just how some people like to use it. And if they do, well, that's their business, not mine.
Again, I fail to see how an image of an adorable pony skipping down a road is porn. Unless your mind is really far into the gutter, in which case, shame on you all.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Oh boy... You are a total mormon.

Is hate defining feature of bronies or something? At least the ones I've seen here are very aggressive and intolerant. Like this hate poster right here. Why is it so hard for you to accept that we are different than you? You see, what we do here is called caring. God really hates all non-Christians, like these pony queers here. We just make sure that you understand that God hates you, and if you do not change your ways, you will end up in hell. That's because we care. On the other hand, these bronies here attack our beliefs just because we don't think same way as they do.

We are spreading love of God around and yet these black hearted bronies hate us for being different than they are. It does not matter, you can't silence our voice of reason! On fight "God's love vs. personal hate campaign" God wins again.

Shout GLORY!

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Seriously, how is this bad
<--Pony threatening to rape ("love") my ass with her horn so shit comes out, removed-->

Oh boy... You are a total moron. A party streamer is a fun little party favor. Like party hats. Then again, I bet you're such a social recluse that you've never gone to any sort of party. Like a five-year-old's party, for example... They have nothing to do with feces or rectums. And if you don't believe me, go to your favorite search engine of choice and do some research.
As for cucumbers... again, just because something is generally used in a perverted fashion doesn't mean it is a wicked thing... that's just how some people like to use it. And if they do, well, that's their business, not mine.
Again, I fail to see how an image of an adorable pony skipping down a road is porn. Unless your mind is really far into the gutter, in which case, shame on you all.
<--Pony porn with her butt exposed while everything else is covered up to draw attention to her butt which is exposed removed-->

How can I get my mind out of the gutter if everything you brownies post is porn?
For your information, I had pretty good parties when I was young. My father and mother plus some housemaids would dress up as a living tableau of a Bible story, and each year they would choose a new story! It was really nice. I can still remember when I got my first hunting rifle and almost accidentally shot the donkey that kept Jesus warm. That was so funny! My father also laughed a bit, but not too hard since the maid playing the donkey was a bit distressed .

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I'll start.

Now I'm hungry!

[WrongGwendolyn]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Is hate defining feature of bronies or something? At least the ones I've seen here are very aggressive and intolerant. Like this hate poster right here. Why is it so hard for you to accept that we are different than you? You see, what we do here is called caring. God really hates all non-Christians, like these pony queers here. We just make sure that you understand that God hates you, and if you do not change your ways, you will end up in hell. That's because we care. On the other hand, these bronies here attack our beliefs just because we don't think same way as they do.

We are spreading love of God around and yet these black hearted bronies hate us for being different than they are. It does not matter, you can't silence our voice of reason! On fight "God's love vs. personal hate campaign" God wins again.

Shout GLORY!

It's okay to be different from us, and even not to like My Little Pony, but what we disagree with is WHY you hate it. You make porn out of everything, it's ridiculous. Even innocent pictures, you find something wrong with. Who's being the inappopriate ones here?
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was made for little kids. LITTLE. KIDS. Yeah, plenty of older people watch it... but I think that's just a mark of it's success. It's an enjoyable show that entire families can watch together.
You think we're being hateful, then you go and call fans of the show 'queers'. Who's being hateful now? Besides, our motto is to 'love and tolerate'. I only called the one guy a mor.on because he somehow thought that party favors were inappropriate, which was just sad.