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  • Thomas Dalton
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2011
    • 296

    #466
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Brother Thomas Dalton -- could you point us to some of the "fanfic" in which the Lezbean Rainbow Gash is dismembered? Maybe we should share those here.
    I'll try to make a compilation brother. I have to warn you though: It's quite vile.
    It fully deserves a NSFW warning (Not Safe For Women, for the less internets-savvy members among us), so for the ladies, please do not select the following text.

    I only posted two of the stories since they seem to be the "tame" ones. I wouldn't want to cluster the forum up with horse porn after all.

    First of all: The cupcakes miniseason, found here.
    Pinky Pie decides Rainbow Dash has to die because she is a Lesbian, and in a surprisingly re-enactment of a Catholic Mass, she kills her and eats the flesh of her "savior". A review stated that "the most disturbing quality of this fanfic is the accuracy of Pinkie's bubbly personality", so I assume the original creators were involved to get it exactly right. Also of note is how much variation in alternate versions there exist of this fic. It shows that most of the fans want to see this pony die off.

    Then: SHED.MOV, which seems to be a off-spin of the original series. Rainbow Dash gets mutilated and killed by Fluttershy for "entering her shed", which is obviously a metaphor for anal rape. The events of this off-spin are never mentioned in the main series however, so the brownies also have no sense of continuity.
    John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #467
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Well, that was a heartwarming tale, Brother!

      It's good to see a Lezbean get a fair warmup before being sent off to be burned alive for all time in God's Lake of Fire!

      Of course, vivisection isn't really Biblical, but I guess Porkpie's heart was in the right place. And Rainbow Gash's was . . . well, in a new place!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Jean Cule
        Unsaved trash, suspected frenchie
        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2012
        • 2

        #468
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Well, that was a heartwarming tale, Brother!

        It's good to see a Lezbean get a fair warmup before being sent off to be burned alive for all time in God's Lake of Fire!

        Of course, vivisection isn't really Biblical, but I guess Porkpie's heart was in the right place. And Rainbow Gash's was . . . well, in a new place!
        Oh i hear you, Brother. They only got what they deserved, i used to have a friend who liked MLP ( i'm not seeing him anymore as i don't want to be associated with such vile, furrie pervert ) and tried to warn he might become a furrie homosexual with AIDS, and then i of course suggested him to go to church to repent and save his soul from the Devil. He never spoke to me again, so i'll suppose he's off having anal sex with horses, can horses have AIDS ? Poor horses.........
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. In AMERICAN, thank you very much. --ADMIN

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        • Musician
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2012
          • 4

          #469
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Hi, my name is Nicolas. I am the fundator of the 3DG pony-lover society. I am also an important member of the Gentlecolts Collaborations. Indie pony-game developers (see this video for more information).
          Just wanted to say that you are all wrong. No one of us masturbate to ponies or furries (mostly). And we are all straight (except for the art director, sorry man!).
          Thank you for your attention

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #470
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Musician View Post
            Hi, my name is Nicolas. I am the fundator of the 3DG pony-lover society. I am also an important member of the Gentlecolts Collaborations. Indie pony-game developers .
            Just wanted to say that you are all wrong. No one of us masturbate to ponies or furries (mostly). And we are all straight (except for the art director, sorry man!).
            Thank you for your attention
            You're an idiot.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #471
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Musician View Post
              Hi, my name is Nicolas. I am the fundator of the 3DG pony-lover society. I am also an important member of the Gentlecolts Collaborations. Indie pony-game developers .
              Just wanted to say that you are all wrong. No one of us masturbate to ponies or furries (mostly). And we are all straight (except for the art director, sorry man!).
              Thank you for your attention
              So what! What has this got to do with what a splendid chap Jesus is or how to avoid going to Hell for being a faggy idiot obsessed with little girls' plastic toys that were designed purely to distract them from the Lord and make them crave brightly coloured sex toys in later life?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Musician
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2012
                • 4

                #472
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                You are just jealous of my advanced understanding of the magic of friendship...

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #473
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Musician View Post
                  You are just jealous of my advanced understanding of the magic of friendship...
                  Oh yes, totally.
                  2nd Corinthians 6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
                  2nd Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • OneFatHungryPervert
                    Unsaved trash, vile foreign pervert
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 2

                    #474
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    My lost friend, I surely will not insult you. Do you actually spend your days playing the Hungry Hippos game of the seventies? And you are asexual? Do you suppose that this is God's plan for you?

                    No, He wants so much more for you than a reclusive life of self-doubt and plastic toys. The world that He gave you to achieve for Him! Every day should be an opportunity for Christ!

                    Will you come out of your shell and be a part of His plan?

                    In Christ
                    Nah, bro, my username is not from the children's game, but for my love of God's creatures. I've seen the light, the error of my ways. MLP is satanic trash.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Michael Phillips
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 11

                      #475
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      My dad was doing some research on this subject, after I told him about it, and he found this video:

                      (It may be shocking to some, and it contains high amounts of homosexual content, so it's really not for the faint hearted. )



                      Keep in mind this is an unedited clip, aside from the music put in at the end. Do I need to say anymore? It almost shames me that young boys like me are being exposed to this - young boys that could have the potential to become good Christians, but instead reject the word of God for a life of rainbow coloured horses and homosexuality.

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                      • Vocaltard
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 32

                        #476
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SHAME RAINBOW DASH!!! SHE IS 100% COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU EVIL ASS MONKEY FACED BABOONS!!!! RAINBOW DASH IS AMAZING! SHE REPRESENTS THE TOMBOYISH COMPETITIVE SPIRIT! SHE IS A HERO TO GIRLS AND BOYS EVERYWHERE!! IF YOU THINK THAT THE HAPPINESS OF CHILDREN IS EVIL THEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL YOURSELVES PARENTS!! SO WHAT IF OLDER MEN WATCH THIS SHOW, ITS GREAT! AND APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO YOU GUYS GREATNESS IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD! WELL THEN THAT MEANS GOD IS A CRIME AGAINST HIMSELF please go back to PUBLIC school before you even speak your next word!

                        RAINBOW DASH IS 20% IN 10 SECONDS FLAT! CAN U DO THAT?! I DON'T THINK SO!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29443

                          #477
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                          HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SHAME RAINBOW DASH!!! SHE IS 100% COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU EVIL ASS MONKEY FACED BABOONS!!!! RAINBOW DASH IS AMAZING! SHE REPRESENTS THE TOMBOYISH COMPETITIVE SPIRIT! SHE IS A HERO TO GIRLS AND BOYS EVERYWHERE!! IF YOU THINK THAT THE HAPPINESS OF CHILDREN IS EVIL THEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL YOURSELVES PARENTS!! SO WHAT IF OLDER MEN WATCH THIS SHOW, ITS GREAT! AND APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO YOU GUYS GREATNESS IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD! WELL THEN THAT MEANS GOD IS A CRIME AGAINST HIMSELF please go back to PUBLIC school before you even speak your next word!

                          RAINBOW DASH IS 20% IN 10 SECONDS FLAT! CAN U DO THAT?! I DON'T THINK SO!
                          I am 100% in no time flat. I do not wish to have barbaric beastialty sex with cartoon ponies. It ius just that simple. You anime pervs foul even the nigras on the 'down low' as they say.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Namelessdemon
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 29

                            #478
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Michael Phillips View Post
                            My dad was doing some research on this subject, after I told him about it, and he found this video:

                            (It may be shocking to some, and it contains high amounts of homosexual content, so it's really not for the faint hearted. )



                            Keep in mind this is an unedited clip, aside from the music put in at the end. Do I need to say anymore? It almost shames me that young boys like me are being exposed to this - young boys that could have the potential to become good Christians, but instead reject the word of God for a life of rainbow coloured horses and homosexuality.
                            I'm 100%.. no 120% sure they said : I'm game and not I'm gay =P

                            To bad you guys can't enjoy such a good show. D: It has awesome music, animation and characters. I still don't get why you think a show like this makes you gay.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #479
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by NamelessX View Post
                              I'm 100%.. no 120% sure they said : I'm game and not I'm gay =P

                              To bad you guys can't enjoy such a good show. D: It has awesome music, animation and characters. I still don't get why you think a show like this makes you gay.
                              It doesn't make you a better Christian and distracts you from God.

                              The only reason someone would turn from God is because they want to have anal sex.

                              Therefore My Little Pony turns you into a homosexual satanist.

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                              • Elektron
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 6

                                #480
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Ask me any question about this and I'll answer with detail and truth.

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