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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #91
    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by i doesnt matter View Post
    I apologize, I was mad

    so, the thing I see most in this whole website, is people who are not "true christians" (by the way, who are you to give yourself this privilege? have you talked to God in person?) try to prove all of you wrong (Amen to that) and they show you a Bible verse, and you say that they're wrong because "oh well, that is the most misunderstood verse in the bible" when, how do you know? it brings me back to my original point, God helped his followers write the bible, a long time ago, and, we can't exactly be sure 100% that everything in the bible is meant to be read in this way or that way, if there is a possibility of one person being wrong, there is a possibility of you being wrong. And as I said before, you won't know until you make it to heaven or hell, so until then, try and be a little more open minded. because one, no one is perfect, so yeah, maybe you've made a mistake, it's possible, just like I made the mistake of coming here without reading the Bible, and I have been thinking about reading for a very long time, but managing time between my friends, family, school, and my band isn't so easy to do, but I assure you when the summer begins, I'll start reading it.
    Praise Jesus, it sounds like the Holy Ghost is cleaning the demons out of your rectum even now. The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

    Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread called "Bible in a Year" going HERE.

    I'm Praying for you, heathen.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #92
      Re: God hates garrys mod

      Originally posted by i doesnt matter View Post
      I apologize, I was mad

      so, the thing I see most in this whole website, is people who are not "true christians" (by the way, who are you to give yourself this privilege? have you talked to God in person?)
      Read the Bible. Do all of what it says. That is a True Christian(tm).

      Those who do not follow all of God's commands are NOT True Christians(tm). Those who disobey God in any of His commands will be condemned by Him to an eternity of torment in His Lake of Fire.

      they show you a Bible verse, and you say that they're wrong because "oh well, that is the most misunderstood verse in the bible" when, how do you know?
      Because we've seen literally thousands of idiots come on this forum and say, "The BIBLE SEZ NOT TO JUDGE, DUUUH!" And it doesn't. It warns against hypocritical judgment.

      it brings me back to my original point, God helped his followers write the bible, a long time ago, and, we can't exactly be sure 100% that everything in the bible is meant to be read in this way or that way, if there is a possibility of one person being wrong, there is a possibility of you being wrong.
      The Bible is God's Word, and the only objective and reliable way to know His Will.

      For it to be incorrect, as you suggest above, at least one of the following would have to be the case:
      God is not all-knowing, and doesn't know what it says.

      God is not all-powerful, and can't fix what's wrong.

      God knows it is wrong and can change it, but doesn't want to because He wants to confuse us so we all go to Hell. (In other words, God is evil.)

      God doesn't exist.
      Which of the above do you believe to be correct?

      I made the mistake of coming here without reading the Bible, and I have been thinking about reading for a very long time, but managing time between my friends, family, school, and my band isn't so easy to do, but I assure you when the summer begins, I'll start reading it.
      If your friends, family, school, and band are more important to you than Jesus, you are not worthy to be His disciple, and you will find your way to Hell.

      But don't take my word for it. Ask Jesus:

      Luke 14:26

      If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

      Enjoy Hell.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • i doesnt matter
        Unsaved trash, another toothless Scottish spastic
        • Apr 2012
        • 33

        #93
        Re: God hates garrys mod

        true, true

        and as for the time for Jesus thing, Believe me Jesus is important to me, I go to church every Sunday and I attended CCD from 1st grade to 8th (thats where CCD stops at my church, not sure if its the same everywhere else)
        But, I need to make money, that would be the band
        I need to get an Education, so if the band doesn't work I have something to fall on
        My friends, well yeah, not really more important than Jesus
        Family, I love my family, but I could see where Jesus would be more important than that, but also, aren't we all children of God? (our father)
        also, Music is pretty much my life, if it weren't for that I don't think I would be here right now.
        So, the Band, School, and Jesus are my main priorities
        the Band for a possibility of a decent profit, to support my family (that I hope to have, anyway)
        School, if the Band doesn't work
        and Jesus/The Bible, so that I'm confident I will make it to heaven
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #94
          Re: God hates garrys mod

          Originally posted by i doesnt matter View Post
          ...you say that they're wrong because "oh well, that is the most misunderstood verse in the bible" when, how do you know?...
          Because we read the Bible AS IT IS WRITTEN, not as we would like it to be. If the verse says, "don't judge hypocritically", it means "don't judge hypocritically", it does NOT mean to never judge anyone else.

          The people who have misinformed you as to the meaning of that passage are trying to be really nice and friendly. Nice and friendly preachers get lots of nice and friendly people into their churches and get those nice and friendly people to open their wallets and give them money, because they think, "Oh, this guy is nice and friendly, I bet he's going to use this money to tell other people that God is nice and friendly, and we like a nice and friendly God who isn't going to damn us to Hell for the slightest violation of the 600+ commandments and requirements in the Bible that we have no clue about because we never read the Bible and if we found out that God is a Jealous tyrant who brooks no disobedience we wouldn't go back to that church, we'd find another one that didn't have a problem with us lusting after our neighbour's hot young new wife or cheating on our taxes or drinking like a fish because the stock market just tanked and we're going to get evicted and die penniless on the street".

          Unfortunately, that nice and friendly God DOES NOT EXIST. Anyone who tells you that God is like that is after your money. If they cared about you or your soul they'd tell you the TRUTH as contained in the Bible, that God is a capricious SOB who killed hundreds of people because one guy offered Him incense when He didn't tell him to.

          ...God helped his followers write the bible, a long time ago, and, we can't exactly be sure 100% that everything in the bible is meant to be read in this way or that way, if there is a possibility of one person being wrong, there is a possibility of you being wrong...
          Do you believe God is omnipotent? You'd better say yes, because that's what the Bible says. If God is omnipotent, it'd be nothing for Him to change the Bible so that His meaning is clear (True Christians™ believe that the KJV is quite clear about God's meaning, and thus does not need to be changed). Now, if you claim the Bible is unclear, that means:

          1) God made it that way, and keeps it that way, so that nobody can understand it, and we ALL go to Hell because we are unable to follow His Commands.
          2) God cannot change the Bible, which means He is not omnipotent, the Bible is a bunch of lies, and we ALL go to Hell because God has not communicated His wishes clearly.
          3) God is not real.

          Which of those statements do you agree with?

          ... And as I said before, you won't know until you make it to heaven or hell, so until then, try and be a little more open minded. because one, no one is perfect,...
          Please see this thread: True Christians are Perfect!

          ...I made the mistake of coming here without reading the Bible...
          You mean it's not a good idea to go swimming with sharks when you haven't even splashed around in the kiddie pool?

          ...and I have been thinking about reading for a very long time, but managing time between my friends, family, school, and my band isn't so easy to do, but I assure you when the summer begins, I'll start reading it.
          You'd better hope Jesus doesn't kill you before then!

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          • RubberDucky
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2012
            • 1

            #95
            Re: God hates garrys mod

            So you guys read a fictional book and portray as if it is real? WICKED. Can I do that for Harry Potter? I've always wanted to be a wizard!!

            Harry Potter: 5:12
            Harry got a surprise as he looked in at the bookshop window.
            You should worship the only God known as Dumbledore, as Dumbledore loves all.

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            • Tevran
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2012
              • 2

              #96
              Re: God hates garrys mod

              Whats wrong with GMOD? GMod is a game to create, build things. The satanists do that, some dont. Sandbox games are to create. Not debate religion. To create. I mean... seriously!?

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #97
                Re: God hates garrys mod

                Originally posted by RubberDucky View Post
                So you guys read a real book and portray as if it is real? WICKED. Can I do that for Harry Potter? I've always wanted to be a wizard!!

                Harry Potter: 5:12


                You should worship the only God known as Dumbledore, as Dumbledore loves all.
                Dear retard,

                Thank you for that original thought. I'm amazed we have had to wait for so long for someone to try the "Why isn't Harry Potter equally valid vs the Bible?" argument. As with all great works we wonder why it never occurred to anyone before.

                I'm afraid you catch us totally unprepared to take your argument on so there will have to be a short suspension in True Christianity(TM) while we all get together and wonder how we could possibly have overlooked this and how we can build it into our doctrine. This is a bigger threat than Darwin, for sure.

                Please hold while we decide how to keep on worshipping God in the face of such a brilliantly crafted thrust to the very heart of faith.

                In Christ,




                Harry Potter is a work of fiction certified as such by its author but we believe the Bible is the literally true record of the deeds and wishes of God.


                You idiot.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Tevran
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 2

                  #98
                  Re: God hates garrys mod

                  why is gmod wrong, i build cars and stuff, not bad stuff

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                  • Jezus Himself
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 1

                    #99
                    Hmmmm...

                    And how did you get this info, may I ask? You're playing it yourself. Admit your sins!

                    Also, seeing you all from the outside is hilarious. We're 10 people here laughing at you.

                    Have a good day, yours

                    Jesus.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #100
                      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                      Didymus, you know, of course, that I stand in direct opposition to you and all your loathsome, atheist ways. But I have to admire your clear understanding of what the Bible actually says, even if you refuse to believe that it is the directly revealed Word of the Almighty God of Abraham, Issac and Israel, who as the Bible also tells us, is also one with His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ.

                      Because you are not deluded about the true and oftentimes harsh nature of God's instruction for us, I hold out some hope for you. If you do not ever humble yourself before the Lord and accept His cleansing Blood Sacrifice and the Truth of His Word in its entirety, I will pray that when you are writhing in unbearable torment in eternity in Hell, that God in His mercy may at least give you a nice seat from which to view His followers enjoying themselves in Heaven while you suffer horribly forever.



                      Brother Niles, you KNOW that I would never undertake to correct a Brother in Christ because I am a mere, weaker vessel of a female, easily deceived by Satan and charged by the Bible itself to hold no authority over a man such as yourself who was created in the image of God.

                      However, we all know how easily non True Christians can become confused on matters of doctrine, given how desperately they flip through the pages of the Bible to find exactly what they want to support their fuzzy, liberal ideals and then ignore all the 98 % of God's Word that offends their delicate sensibilities.

                      So, with that in mind, I will point out that WE, True Christians can not save anyone from going to Hell. It is Jesus, and Jesus alone, whose sinless Blood Sacrifice provides remission for our sins, who can save us from Hell. And it is God, Himself, who sends to Hell the people who refuse the gift of that cleansing Blood and refute His Holy Word and stand in rebellion against Him by denying His authority over their lives and behavior and either sinning all the live long day against Him or otherwise supporting or deluding those who go around doing things that are clearly spelled out as no-no's in the Bible.

                      I just don't want our readers to get the idea that we claim any authority ourselves over moral judgments and the eternal fate of anyone.

                      God says it in His Bible and confirms in that book over and over again His own authority and veracity. We just point the way to the truth and hope in our hearts that others will see it before it is too late.

                      (Or at least we hope that they will shut up already and stop trying to twist the Bible to support their own agendas.)


                      Matter-of Factly Yours,

                      Handmaiden
                      Good Handmaiden, your gentle reminder to me is an delight. My fervour gets the better of me, once again.

                      I can only hope that God forgives my sinful arrogance that I could personally save anyone.

                      If I can but open an unsaved trash's eyes to the conditional love of the Lord I will be content.

                      Respectfully yours,

                      Mr Niles.
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • AdamFly
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 4

                        #101
                        Re: God hates garrys mod

                        Thanks for the warning. I noticed my kid was playing this and I quickly deleted it . I hope he wont go to hell.

                        Adam

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                        • Llamalords
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 1

                          #102
                          Re: God hates garrys mod

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          The funny thing is you would have had to go into the game to make these. It was actually you who created these 'disgusting' scenarios anyone can make something in this game. I could make a screenshot of a bible story if I wanted to. Not everyone who plays this game is creating buttfucking zombies.

                          Also I hope this is a trolling website because this is the most ridiculous website I've ever seen. God probably favors Muslims of you ignorant piles of shit. God didn't write the Bible, It was people who were inspired by God, thus overtime scholars/priests have corrupted the text to what it is now.

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                          • HopeToBeReasonable
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 4

                            #103
                            Re: God hates garrys mod

                            Hello! I hope to sidestep the religious argument and just explain why Gmod isn't a bad game, in reasonable terms.

                            Gmod is an extremely open sandbox of a game, you can do almost anything you want in it. This of course, leads to some people doing some things that may or may not be morally objectionable.
                            The thing is, this is not the fault of the game, it's the fault of the players. You can't hold a medium responsible for content people create in it. Do you hate paintings because people have painted terrible things, or music because people have made violent songs?
                            For every so called bad thing made in Gmod, you have many more good or interesting things. Check out some of these:
                            Rube Goldberg Soda Disposer

                            For the more technically minded, a Gmod engine:

                            Or perhaps something a bit more on the artistic side (although on the geeky side):


                            Anyways the point is you can do just about anything you want. Some people may choose to do violent things, but many people don't. You can't blame a medium for the things people do with it.

                            I hope this makes sense

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #104
                              Re: God hates garrys mod

                              Well, now that is interesting. You mean I could make my flat earth geocentric model with it?

                              It's too bad the place is apparently occupied by chantards and furries.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • IntelligentAtheist
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 12

                                #105
                                Re: God hates garrys mod

                                I am a homosexual, brony, atheist, furry loving man. God created me this way so who are you to question the will of God? Not that i believe in God but you do and all this applies to YOU.

                                I find it rich how you preach the sinning of gmod ( which encourages intellectual development and creativity ) on the acts of a single player of it. This is the same as convicting a whole country on the crime of one man.
                                I also find it amusing how you seem eager to kill everyone and anything that crosses your path who doesn't believe in the same things that you do. Jesus taught equality and i don't find anything that you say agrees with his teachings.

                                You complain about teaching kids wrong ideologies well i find these ideologies of yours quite profound; convicting people to hell for something God created them with such as homosexuality and condemning those who do not believe the same things as you.
                                As for violence it's pretty ironic how you have images such as these as your forum smilies:




                                yet complain about the vulgar images in garry's mod.

                                Now that i've wasted my time with you pointless, idiotic people. Go read a proper book such as "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species" as you always preach to us to read yours, you should read ours!

                                The best part of this is, for all atheists who read my post, these religious nuts will have spent all their time preaching for what they believe and condemning those who don't agree and in the end, it doesn't matter if God is real or not. Happiness is the only thing that matters, and these people do NOT promote happiness but hurt others. What happened to "Love thy neighbour" guys? oh yeah... you pick and choose things you would like to use out of the bible and put the rest under the title of metaphors.

                                - Peace (which is what these religious nutcases don't have)

                                PS. i also apologies for any spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes for i am just a humle, stupid, idiotic, pedophiliac, rapist, god hater, murderer, sinner, atheist homosexual.

                                PSS. Garry's Mod is one of the few games in the market which actually creates a safe learning environment for many professions such as; film making and programming.

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