[brodyhornet110]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Hey, I am a guy, NOT a girl. Where did you even get that idea.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Hey, I am a guy, NOT a girl. Where did you even get that idea.

Had you properly introduced yourself, instead of just rudely barging in to other people's conversations, we wouldn't be having to guess. The instructions are clear: you are to make an introduction, that we may know you. Perhaps that is too confusing for you.


While it is true that none of us here have actually spoken with God in a two way conversation, He has left an instructional book for us. It is clear and easy to read. You should read it. It is called the Bible and it is the most published book ever printed. Take care to obtain a King James Version, as it is the only accurate rendition of God's word.

[GWBell]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Dear Good people,

As a Christian, the "Christians" on this site make me sick to call myself a Christian. From what I have read most everyone is breaking one of the most important commandments to love thy neighbor as thy self.

Sincerely,

GWBell

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Dear Good people,

As a Christian, the "Christians" on this site make me sick to call myself a Christian. From what I have read most everyone is breaking one of the most important commandments to love thy neighbor as thy self.

Sincerely,

GWBell

None of you devil spawn are our neighbors. Now either get saved or get lost. Jesus makes it abundantly clear that only good Samaritans are to be regarded as our neighbors. Not antiChristian Godmocking pond scum.

[zit-faced troll]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

This is quite ridiculous.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

This is quite ridiculous.

I know, eh?

So many people who blatantly disregard (or outright refuse to read) what the Bible tells us about God and Jesus, and then presume to tell the faithful True Christians™ that they're doing it wrong.

So please make your way to the Introductions forum and tell us about yourself. Be sure to adhere to the instructions you'll find there (hint: they're quite cleverly concealed at the top of every page in that section).

[James Hutchins]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

This is quite ridiculous.

Friend, you need to elaborate.
To get you started, here are a few things I find ridiculous
Pay Toilets
catlicks
joos
gooks
stutters
uppity nigras
People who claim to be Christian yet they do not follow Gods Word
retards telling jokes while they droo

I could go on but I do not think people like you care. You just want to mock decent people that want to live in accordance with the Good Book.l

[VideogameDefender]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Red vs. Blue is created by Rooster Teeth, who like the game Halo so much they decided to made their own webshow dedicated to it.

Nothing is mildly wrong with red vs blue, it's just a funny webshow on the internet.

Be worried about problems in the real world instead of on the internet.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Red vs. Blue is created by Rooster Teeth, who like the game Halo so much they decided to made their own webshow dedicated to it.

Nothing is mildly wrong with red vs blue, it's just a funny webshow on the internet.

Be worried about problems in the real world instead of on the internet.

The problems in the real world are as follows:

• People have abandoned Jesus.
• They do not follow His commandments, they engage in fornication and sodomy.
• They have slim chances of ever getting into Heaven.
• Eternity is a long time, much longer than the time you allocate to stupid games.

Proverbs 10:18
He that hideth hatred with lying lips, and he that uttereth a slander, is a fool.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Quiet_Lady]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I'm actually surprised that in Tucker's description the most disgusting part of his character wasn't mentioned, that after having sex with the alien he was impregnated and somehow gave birth to a half alien, half human child. More importantly, the alien child was suppose to be the "chosen one" of the alien's race, even going so far as to say that there was a prophecy about his birth. Implying there was some sick spirituality behind his creation.

[Basilissa]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I'm actually surprised that in Tucker's description the most disgusting part of his character wasn't mentioned, that after having sex with the alien he was impregnated and somehow gave birth to a half alien, half human child. More importantly, the alien child was suppose to be the "chosen one" of the alien's race, even going so far as to say that there was a prophecy about his birth. Implying there was some sick spirituality behind his creation.

Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum! Could you please be so nice and go to the Introduction Forum and create an introduction thread, so we could get to know you better?

Please do follow the directions listed on the top of that page!

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

This evil satanic show also was inspired by a satanic video game called "halo"

Halos are what angels wear....

Halos are not what fat atheist pricks play

[CultKitty98]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Red Vs. Blue is an internet show created by a group called 'Rooster Teeth' and they released the very first episode back in 2003. The web-series is known as the longest running web-series in history due to it's 10 years being online and it looks like it might continue.

Not everybody is Christian, not everybody will be obsessed with Jesus and do everything as he commands or however it is. These guys have created amazing shows and hilarious Youtube videos that make many people (including Christians who go to church, read the bible, spread the word, all that fun stuff) extremely happy and laugh.

If that is against the Bible, well that is a shame, as it is fun to have fun.
Your opinions are your own, and if you do not like it, that is perfectly fine, but if you start to bully/insult those who DO enjoy stuff like this, then you have no room to talk.

God Bless you All

[Back against wall]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Your opinions are your own, and if you do not like it, that is perfectly fine, because it is your forum and we are unsaved trash. We are wrong because, we are unsaved trash. Trash.

Very well said. It is wrong because the Bible says it is. When you are no longer "Unsaved Trash" you will see this to be fact.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

...Your opinions are your own, and if you do not like it, that is perfectly fine...

You missed the part where you thank the True Christians(tm) for the opportunity to come on THEIR forum (that THEY pay the bandwidth and licensing fees for) to tell them what they're doing it wrong.

Because you're not a hypocrite or anything, right?