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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356

    #16
    Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I am NOT a damned Papist you ignorant eskimo savage! They aren't even Christians!
    Does a priest have to be a Catholic? Isn't it called priest in all Christian religions? Here in Sweden they are called priests

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

      Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
      Does a priest have to be a Catholic? Isn't it called priest in all Christian religions? Here in Sweden they are called priests
      That's because the papists have taken over all of Europistan.

      Repent now, and stop derailing our Godly threads. This one is about chinks who worship tallywackers.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Bjorn Jensen
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2012
        • 2356

        #18
        Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        That's because the papists have taken over all of Europistan.

        Repent now, and stop derailing our Godly threads. This one is about chinks who worship tallywackers.
        We are not Catholics, we are Lutherans, and that's something completely different, has nothing to do with Catholicism, and yes, we Lutherans has priests.

        And regarding this thread, we live in a world of freedom of speech, so they should have the right to worship penises if they want to.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

          Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
          We are not Catholics, we are Lutherans, and that's something completely different, has nothing to do with Catholicism, and yes, we Lutherans has priests.

          And regarding this thread, we live in a world of freedom of speech, so they should have the right to worship penises if they want to.
          #1: Lutherans are false Christians and all hellbound. Read THIS.

          #2: The Holy Bible does not provide for "freedom of speech" for blasphemers and other unsaved fools. The only rights the chinks have is the right to spend eternity being tortured in hell.

          #3: Piss off.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #20
            Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

            Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
            We are not Catholics, we are Lutherans, and that's something completely different, has nothing to do with Catholicism, and yes, we Lutherans has priests.

            And regarding this thread, we live in a world of freedom of speech, so they should have the right to worship penises if they want to.
            Deuteronomy 6:14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;

            See how you are just making things up while God disagrees. You will burn in Hell.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

              You people have NO IDEA what I have to put up with when I take my Mission Trips over to the ornamental countries. They pray to genitalia, fat chinks, and all manner of demons. And the food they expect me to eat!?



              And you wonder why I insist on bringing my personal chef on all my trips.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • NoRacism
                Unsaved trash
                • Jul 2012
                • 2

                #22
                Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                Good Day,

                I don't think it is very nice to call the asians, "slants or chinks". Whatever they want to do is their choice.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #23
                  Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                  Originally posted by NoRacism View Post
                  Good Day,

                  I don't think it is very nice to call the asians, "slants or chinks". Whatever they want to do is their choice.
                  Hello Nora!

                  Please start a thread of your own over in the Introduction Forum. Tell us all about yourself: we want to get to know you!



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                    Originally posted by NoRacism View Post
                    Good Day,

                    I don't think it is very nice to call the asians, "slants or chinks". Whatever they want to do is their choice.
                    I spend a goodly amount of time over in the ornamental countries, and let me tell you, they call themselves much worse.

                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #25
                      Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                      Originally posted by NoRacism View Post
                      Good Day,

                      I don't think it is very nice to call the asians, "slants or chinks". Whatever they want to do is their choice.
                      Why do the unsaved trash think we care what they think? Thoughts that don't originate in Jesus have no place here.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • NoRacism
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 2

                        #26
                        Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                        Good day Mr Papist,

                        I am a Christian and i do believe in our Lord Jesus Christ. I am certainly not trash, as I am created in the image of God. Are you trying to say that God, is trash? I don't think so, right?

                        Choose your words carefully before typing it out, to avoid looking like an idiot.

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #27
                          Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                          Originally posted by NoRacism View Post
                          Good day Mr Papist,

                          I am a Christian and i do believe in our Lord Jesus Christ. I am certainly not trash, as I am created in the image of God. Are you trying to say that God, is trash? I don't think so, right?

                          Choose your words carefully before typing it out, to avoid looking like an idiot.

                          Hello, sinner.

                          Anyone can claim to be washed in the blood of Christ. This is the problem with the internet. You can't tell who is just a filthy fake pretending to be Christian and actually mocking God. You seemed full of your own opinion which is against God's word. So for now we will know you by your fruits. And that seems to be to be wilfully vexatious.

                          You sound familiar. Are you sure you haven't just played out this whole sorry arrogant persona before?
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #28
                            Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                            Originally posted by NoRacism View Post
                            Good day Mr Papist,

                            I am a Christian and i do believe in our Lord Jesus Christ. I am certainly not trash, as I am created in the image of God. Are you trying to say that God, is trash? I don't think so, right?
                            No dearie. Adam and Eve were created in God's image. Through our own fault, and not the perfect creator's, we are not as good as the original creations.

                            If we were created perfectly, would there be a need to burn the vast majority of people who have ever lived in the fiery torments of hell for ever and ever?
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #29
                              Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                              They love it so much they'll steal if from a sleeping man!

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Slants Worship The Penis Instead of Jesus

                                Just look at the perversions the chinks are getting up to now. All this flesh, just to sell cheap cars?

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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