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  • #46
    Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Who but a homer would wear proudly the letter "S" for sin.

    And WHY is the letter kind of top heavy, if it didn't refer to the gay homosexual practice of "topsy-turvy and bottoms"? I'm only asking. Apparently, this "S" could also simply advertise the willingness of this demonic entity to engage in sodomy.

    1 Kings 14:24
    And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #47
      Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

      Not surprised one iota.

      LBC has fervently campaigned against these sort of make believe characters that have super human abilities, able to do anything. Arriving on Gods Green Earth® from some mystical place deep in space. Patently absurd.
      I have spent countless hours at those so-called 'Comic-Cons' (con jobs actually) praising Gods Honest Truths ™ and telling all who could be cornered about His real life fantastic stories.

      "faster than a speeding bullet' Another Joo homersuxual back ended sweet talking about rectal rape.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #48
        Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

        I've never seen or even heard of a non-gay man wearing tights. And underwear on top of the tights?! That image has "homosexual" written all over it!

        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        • #49
          Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          I've never seen or even heard of a non-gay man wearing tights. And underwear on top of the tights?! That image has "homosexual" written all over it!

          Oh, yes! This is so true, dear Sister Basilissa. And, if you think that wearing underwear on top of tights is bad, just wait until you see what those homers are doing with spray paint!
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          • #50
            Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!


            I don't get which one is the boy and which is the girl?
            READ THE BIBLE

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            • #51
              Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

              The old Superman was "man of steel." The new management has changed him to Man of Self Doubt. Self doubting homer man, what is this Christian world coming to?

              We need a national program to keep Superman out of the hands of children, maybe a comic-burning ceremony.

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              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #52
                Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                The old Superman was "man of steel." The new management has changed him to Man of Self Doubt. Self doubting homer man, what is this Christian world coming to?

                We need a national program to keep Superman out of the hands of children, maybe a comic-burning ceremony.
                Oh, this is the absolute truth, dear Brother Mayor Hold. In all of my many years, I would never have thought that we would be seeing things falling apart as quickly, as we are today. With the introduction of this "gay" Superman, mark my words: this is just the beginning of the end. What's next? Superman, portrayed — by a darkie — of all things?!



                No, no; this simply will not do. I am abundantly confident that the only Superman that should interest any (next to , of course) is the one and only truly magnificent super man — himself!
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                • #53
                  Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  I've never seen or even heard of a non-gay man wearing tights. And underwear on top of the tights?! That image has "homosexual" written all over it!

                  I mean... you aren't wrong about the tights. But hey, they're really comfortable, so... It's a small price to pay
                  *chuckles in not asking

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                  • #54
                    Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                    Well, folks, I have some news to report about the reported news of Superman being bi-sexual.

                    It seems that some comic book "scholars", (Ha! Only the Bible is worth of serious study.), have graciously pointed out that the original Clark Kent/Superman is NOT the one to embrace the sinful lavender and lilac lifestyle. It is Superman's son, Jonathan Kent, who is bi-sexual. Frankly, given that the kid is mixed-species, I am not surprised.

                    As disturbing as this news about the mixed-breed, mixed sexuality comic book character is, we can take comfort in knowing that the Real Superman™ doesn't go back and forth that way. As one astute observer noted, "He stays in his lane."
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • #55
                      Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                      ...As one astute observer noted, "He stays in his Lane."
                      FTFY.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                        the original Clark Kent/Superman is NOT the one to embrace the sinful lavender and lilac lifestyle.
                        The original Superman character was raised on a farm by conservative Kansas parents. He fought for "Truth, justice, and the American way." Superman was a Boy Scout. He went to church and probably voted Republican.


                        Figures the Godless nerds over at DC (Devil Comics) would turn him into a queer.

                        Originally posted by Some clown from DC
                        I took Gotham's white knight and I... brought him down to our level.
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • #57
                          Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                          ...Figures the Godless nerds over at DC (Devil Comics) would turn him into a queer.
                          Originally Posted by Some clown from DC
                          I took Gotham's white knight and I... brought him down to our level.
                          Superman lives in Metropolis, not Gotham.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Superman lives in Metropolis, not Gotham.

                            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                            • #59
                              Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Superman lives in Metropolis, not Gotham.
                              Great. You would be a DC Fundamentalist, wouldn't you?
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • #60
                                Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!

                                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                                Great. You would be a DC Fundamentalist, wouldn't you?
                                *poster presently unavailable for comment, he's yelling at clouds*

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