[BelieverInGod]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Bluish, musical elitists, good one. Actually, have you ever seen the Waterboy? If so, remember how the waterboy's mom was always saying everything was the devil? That's what I think of when I read this board.

Except she was using her own opinion, whereas we declare what is Holy and unholy on what the Bible says.

[Bluish]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Bluish, musical elitists, good one. Actually, have you ever seen the Waterboy? If so, remember how the waterboy's mom was always saying everything was the devil? That's what I think of when I read this board.

Ahahah yeah man. They kind of remind me of Westboro, although they supposedly don't like Westboro.

[turdbear]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Yup, they don't like them, but they're cut from the same cloth.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Ahahah yeah man. They kind of remind me of Westboro, although they supposedly don't like Westboro.

Westboro are a bunch of cherry picking idiots who twist scripture to their own ends. We, however, are totally faithful to scripture as it is written and tell no convenient lies about what it "really means" just to push some misguided political agenda.

When God says He hates queers and wants them dead we don't shy away from the "wants them dead" bit, for starters.

[turdbear]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Pot, meet kettle.

[Bluish]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Westboro are a bunch of cherry picking idiots who twist scripture to their own ends. We, however, are totally faithful to scripture as it is written and tell no convenient lies about what it "really means" just to push some misguided political agenda.

Political agenda... like your blindly-conservative agenda?

When God says He hates queers and wants them dead we don't shy away from the "wants them dead" bit, for starters.

Well I'd assume so, considering he murdered two whole cities for it.
I follow the entire Bible, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be a jerk to everyone who doesn't. Teddy seems pretty chill. I doubt we agree on everything, but he sounds like a cool guy, and if I met him in real life I'd probably be willing to hang out with him and talk.

[turdbear]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Actually I'm a girl, even though they apparently gave me a guy avatar.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Pot, meet kettle.

You're mistaken, dear. As Brother Redeemed Papist points out, Landover Baptist Church advocates trusting the entire Holy Bible, not just the convenient parts that support a personal agenda. You'll find no True Christian™ who suggests the Bible cannot be trusted to be read as written.

I'm having trouble finding your contribution to the praise of the Sweet Christ Child. Do you have a problem with glorifying Him? Are you embarrassed to praise His Holy Name in public? What's going on? Why are you so bitter and argumentative?

[Bluish]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Actually I'm a girl, even though they apparently gave me a guy avatar.

Oh, they set your avatar? Kind of them.
Regardless, you seem all right c:

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Pot, meet kettle.

Seriously, we aren't interested in drug crazed sexual experiments of the anal nature, so you can keep your "kettling" and your spliffs out of our congregation, thank you. I dread to think where they blow the smoke.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Actually I'm a girl, even though they apparently gave me a guy avatar.

Friend, by the looks of your avatar, which only you can set as an avatar, you are a blind black man.

This innability to see really has put a damper on how you percieve your self, friend. Jesus was correct, as he always is, about how you individuals make your abode in ditches.

Matthew
15:14 Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Political agenda... like your blindly-conservative agenda?

Indeed friend, we have evidence that the lieberal, false-Christian, satanic media is behind the whole thing.

In other words friend, your self-imposed lack of following every Word of God, and the many who do the same, has resulted in atrocities of most homersexural abominations.

Jesus said that we, True-Christians™ are required to be Fishers of Men, and not scripture twisting appealing to the World dried up wicks with no fire, friend.

Matthew

4:19 And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
4:20 And they straightway left their nets, and followed him.

Friend, if you would read the Bible, you would have known this, but we can clearly see that you have not; but your lustion want to participate in the sodomistic act of the voodoo shake of Harlem pervades from every word that you type. This is not acceptable my young frind burdened with homersexural lust.

2 Timothy
3:5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
3:6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
3:7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

[turdbear]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Lol, somebody set my avatar, because I didn't. I don't even have any photos of my self on my computer.

[Bluish]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

Hahaha they set mine too, don't worry xD
For what it's worth, I think yours is a little more flattering.
Am I allowed to change it to a picture of myself?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

...I don't even have any photos of my self on my computer.

How would you know?