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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356
    #1

    Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    I dont know what to say, but this new perversion might be even worse than the chubby Jap who did Gangnam Style. This new queer practise known as Harlem Shake, which of course comes from Godless Austria, has turned many people gay in a very short period of time, and its without doubt Satan who's behind it. In the song they listen to, someone shouts something in Mexican that probably means "Up yours, Jesus". Harlem Shake has turned thousends of people gay in just a few weeks




    This new perversion has also spread to Godless Sindinavia, and turned a whole Norwegian fire department gay



    And turned the Swedish Army gay




    We have to stand up to this new satanic perversion, and get it banned, NOW!!!

    How long will it take before this queer practise reaches America? It might just be a matter of HOURS!
    Tags: dancing, jew york, new york city
    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409
      #2
      Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

      The whole thing makes me glad they cut the videos before they all start to sodomise each other. It's truly dreadful and needs to be blocked from Landover's children's eyes, for sure.
      Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

      YouTube is going to send everyone who watches these videos and likes them to Hell, and they don't even care.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Bjorn Jensen
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2012
          • 2356
          #3
          Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

          Harlem Shake and Gangbang Style is without doubt a proof that we are living in the end times. And what exactly does harlem shake means? To really shake your semem into another mans anus? I dont even want to think of what these harlem shakers does with eachother between the cuts

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

              Jungle music! Pure sin!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Paragon of virtue
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 547
                  #5
                  Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                  Exodus 32:19-25

                  On what planet is this sort of behavior acceptable? Moving around like a retarded monkey in heat won't attract the right kind of girl, and it would even make most queers blush.

                  This is the kind of sinful dancing that caused Moses to smash up the ten commandments back in the old days. There needs to be more righteous anger today. When we permit people in our society to act this way, what does it say about us?

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2356
                      #6
                      Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                      Even the Danish police has turned queer now



                      And the fags in Eugene, Oregon has turned even more queer




                      I hope harlem shake is illegal in Freehold!

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                        • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                          Christ's Antiquarius
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 736
                          #7
                          Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                          How come these homosexuals always find new ways to offend Jesus? As if their practice of sodomy isn't offensive enough!
                          How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                          The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                          How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                          God HATES Carbon Dating

                          2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                            • Paragon of virtue
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 547
                              #8
                              Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                              Finally, a voice is crying out from the wilderness, and the good Lord proves that he will use even the lowliest, filthy slant-eye to do his work if it gets the job done! Godspeed Charlie Chan, Godspeed!

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                                • Tyler the gay troll
                                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                  • Feb 2013
                                  • 24
                                  #9
                                  Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                  How is this a satanic perversion? Looks like people having fun. Some of them are probably Christians too.
                                  Rom.1:26-27
                                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                                    • Mary Etheldreda
                                      Gushing for Jesus
                                       
                                      • Sep 2011
                                      • 23775
                                      #10
                                      Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                      Originally posted by Atruebeliever View Post
                                      How is this a satanic perversion? Looks like people having fun. Some of them are probably Christians too.
                                      Dear, no self-respecting Christian would join such a cult. It's clearly satanic in that it turns otherwise normal people into sodomites. A man does not writhe on the floor, hump the air, or "bang his head" with other men unless he is initiating an invitation to enter and explore his ready anus with fists of fury.

                                      In the meantime, please introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                        • Godfly
                                          Descended from Rapes
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 1552
                                          #11
                                          Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                          I thought the Harlem shake was just another term for a chocolate malt. This explains the look I got at the McDonald's the other day.
                                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                                            • Paragon of virtue
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Jan 2013
                                              • 547
                                              #12
                                              Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb3AVwHraho



                                              Well, I guess that's the final proof. God save America!

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                                                • Bluish
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  • Feb 2013
                                                  • 36
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                                  Haha, I've come to the conclusion that you're all music elitists cX

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                                                    • Bjorn Jensen
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Apr 2012
                                                      • 2356
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                                      Originally posted by Bluish View Post
                                                      Haha, I've come to the conclusion that you're all music elitists cX
                                                      We are against perversion and sin. Do you have anything against that? And where is your respect for all men who has been anally raped, sodomized and infected with the AIDS between the cuts in Harlem Shake videos?

                                                      The only reason why they make those cuts in Harlem Shake videos is cause youtube would not allow them to show the anal rape and sodomy displayed between the cuts

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                                                        • turdbear
                                                          Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
                                                          • Jan 2013
                                                          • 76
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                                          Bluish, musical elitists, good one. Actually, have you ever seen the Waterboy? If so, remember how the waterboy's mom was always saying everything was the devil? That's what I think of when I read this board.

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