[Bluish]

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Indeed friend, we have evidence that the lieberal, false-Christian, satanic media is behind the whole thing.

Ah okay.

In other words friend, your self-imposed lack of following every Word of God, and the many who do the same, has resulted in atrocities of most homersexural abominations.

I do follow every word. ^-^

Jesus said that we, True-Christians™ are required to be Fishers of Men, and not scripture twisting appealing to the World dried up wicks with no fire, friend.
-etc, etc-
Friend, if you would read the Bible, you would have known this, but we can clearly see that you have not; but your lustion want to participate in the sodomistic act of the voodoo shake of Harlem pervades from every word that you type. This is not acceptable my young frind burdened with homersexural lust.

You need to calm down, man.
I don't twist scripture. I've never wanted to participate in a Harlem Shake, and I am not homosexual.
You're hardly "judging righteously," are you, considering you're just making inferences. Tsk tsk, why must you turn away from Jesus? :c

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Hahaha they set mine too, don't worry xD
For what it's worth, I think yours is a little more flattering.
Am I allowed to change it to a picture of myself?

Friend, accusing of the Brethren as a step into the persecution of us True-Christians ™.

1 Peter
3:13 And who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?
3:14 But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy are ye: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;


You have just confirmed our Faith and Right Standing with Jesus, and completely revelaed you allegiance with lIEberal false-Christianity.


2 Peter
2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2:2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
2:3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
Friend, turn away from your un-Godly accusations before you make your abode with the lIEberal conspiracy, for ever, which incidently is much longer than ever.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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turn away from Jesus? :c

You see friend, this is exactly what I am talking about. You liberal Christians want to be part of the world so bad that every so often, your political agenda slips through, and you reveal your lieberal intention to advocate harlem shaking.

Friend, stop with this fuzzy propeganda, it is not welcome here because we True-Christians™ have built our Foundation of the Word of Jesus.

Matthew
7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
7:25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.

[Bluish]

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Friend, accusing of the Brethren as a step into the persecution of us True-Christians ™.

"the Bretheren"? Is that some sort of cult? >:s

You have just confirmed our Faith and Right Standing with Jesus, and completely revelaed you allegiance with lIEberal false-Christianity.

Have I? I don't remember confirming such a thing. You're still not judging righteously, man :c
Is it maybe that you aren't as Christianly as you try to appear?
James 1:26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is in vain.
Romans 2:3 And thinkest thou this, oh man, that judgest them which do things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?

I've picked up on a lot these past couple of days ^-^
Don't try me.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Have I? I don't remember confirming such a thing. You're still not judging righteously, man :c
Is it maybe that you aren't as Christianly as you try to appear?

Biblical judgment = Righteous judgment

James 1:26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is in vain.
Romans 2:3 And thinkest thou this, oh man, that judgest them which do things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?

We don't partake in the same sinful activities as the people we judge. We live our lives strictly according to God's rules. I highly suggest that you don't try to use His word against us because it only demonstrates your own intellectual deficiencies.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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"the Bretheren"? Is that some sort of cult? >:s

Friend, here we have ABSOLUTE evidence that you have not read the Bible, and therefore cannot follow the WHOLE Bible, and cannot have understanding of what Righteous Judgement™ is.

Revelation
12:10 And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.

Matthew
12:48 But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
12:49 And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
12:50 For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

[Bluish]

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Biblical judgment = Righteous judgment

And what's biblical about unfounded assumptions?

We don't partake in the same sinful activities as the people we judge. We live our lives strictly according to God's rules. I highly suggest that you don't try to use His word against us because it only demonstrates your own intellectual deficiencies.

Don't you?
Instead of choosing to modestly worship God, you're claiming to be perfect and incapable of sin.
Ecclesiastes 7:16 Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

Did I win yet?

[Didymus Much]

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And what's biblical about unfounded assumptions?...

Everything.

...Instead of choosing to modestly worship God, you're claiming to be perfect and incapable of sin...

Because the Bible tells them they are.

True Christians are Perfect! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44504

Jeez, if Christianity was really that hard to understand, do you think these people would get it?

...Did I win yet?

No.

[Bluish]

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True Christians are Perfect!

Oh yes, and I think you'll all agree Heathen_Basher was perfect, right?
cX

[Bluish]

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Friend, here we have ABSOLUTE evidence that you have not read the Bible, and therefore cannot follow the WHOLE Bible, and cannot have understanding of what Righteous Judgement™ is.

Revelation
12:10 And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.

Matthew
12:48 But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
12:49 And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
12:50 For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

Notice how in none of those scriptures is 'brethren' capitalised.
So silly >u<

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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So silly >u<

No friend, this thread does not denote that the letter u is silly in any way. Friend, has someone provided you with a helmet because e know that you do not wear the helmet of salvation; the Lord does not approve of handicapped individuals.

Ephesians
6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

Leviticus

21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. 21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.

Friend, your avatar reveals much about you;it is no wonder that you choose to participate in the Obamanation that is the harlem shake.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh yes, and I think you'll all agree Heathen_Basher was perfect, right?
cX

Why is this poor, damned fool gay for the JW traitor? I guess we'll never know, but he sure seemed obsessed.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Harlem Shake promotes terrorism, if you are making Harlem Shake videos you are with al qaeda, Godly Alex Jones is right as always

[Paragon of virtue]

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Thank God! Finding a Godly man in Australia must be like trying to find a McRib out here in the UAE. But, there is at least one and this guy owns a company that made a stand...a stand for common sense, safety, and a stand against liberals who just want to "have fun" It's only fun until somebody gets hurt. God bless the owner of this company.

‘Harlem Shake’ gets miners fired
By Claudine Zap

The "Harlem Shake" has not been welcome everywhere. Up to 15 miners in Australia were fired after they put a video on the Web of eight men performing the dance craze deep underground, according to the Australian newspaper The West.
What got the miners in trouble? Some had removed their protective gear for the video.
The Australian paper reported that the mining company Barminco canned the six-figure salary workers and banned them from working at any of their projects around the globe. One of the ousted workers complained that the company had overreacted, saying dancing miners were just "having a bit of fun."
"Underground mining has strict safety standards as there are accidents and fatalities. The Barminco management saw this as a breach of standards," spokesman Sven Lunsche told Reuters.

The paper said some of the workers said they had taken off their shirts so the mining company’s name would not show. Other miners fired did not participate, but watched from the sidelines.

This isn’t the first time a "Harlem Shake" video has made trouble for its Web stars. Far above ground, students from Colorado College’s Ultimate Frisbee team made a sky-high video dancing in the aisles of a Frontier Airlines flight. Called “Harlem Shake Frontier Flight 157," it caught the eye of the FAA, which is looking for evidence that regulations were not followed..."

I'm praying that the FFA finds all the evidence they need and that they fire all members of the flight crew and put them on the 'no-fly'/'do not hire' list.

As for the "Ultimate" Frisbee Team they should all be put in prison, not only for this horrible homer dance, but for also playing with frisbees, or as they are sometimes known, "The Devil's Disks". As you know these Satanic "toys" were originally pie pans--when a negro stole a pie he would often throw the empty pan to other nigras either to get rid of the evidence or to play sort of a make-shift, ahem, "nigger-rigged" game of "keep away" should the pie's rightful owner appear to reclaim their property. Many policemen were known to corner a pie stealing negro out in a junkyard or in front of a liquor store only to have him throw the pie to an accomplice who hid in the shadows. Without evidence the police found it harder and harder to convict the pie thieves. Eventually, they started employing police dogs to catch the disks in mid-air. All of this led to the eventual employment of K-9s to catch nigras committing other crimes such as kidnapping white women, shucking, jiving, and drug trafficking.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Not to mention the homoerotic Greek pie flinger



it's like they just can't help themselves.