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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #316
    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by MarineKills View Post
    Hello all, I am a Marine. I am a feared killing machine. I am 0311, a grunt, a devil dog, and a monster. All I know is to kill, and I'm really piffleing good at it. I've killed children, mothers, fathers, and animals without remorse. I've shot a pregnant woman in the head with a 5.56 out of my standard issued M16. She was running from my squad in Iraq. I feel no remorse. I am a killer, and I love it.

    I am also a vapor, I love to vape. I use a Sigelei 150w with a Mutation x V4. I run around 75-85w and can produce some huge clouds. Right now, I am vaping Snap Liquids Kiwi Strawberry, and let me tell you, that shit is good!

    I am not a homophobic, I am not gay. I just love to kill.

    Fear me, for I am you're worst nightmare.

    "Marines don't die, they just go to hell and regroup"

    "Semper Fidelis-always faithful"

    Why don't you tell us how you found Jesus? Are you saved?
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Awesome1021X
      Unsaved trash, teenaged queer
      • Sep 2015
      • 2

      #317
      Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

      As someome who has been vaping for a little over a year now, I can easily say that you have interpreted the bible into a way to start something. Vaping saved me from having to go through the trouble of dealing with the side effects of cigarettes. Vaping is nothing more than a safe alternative and to some, even a hobby. There is nothing gay or wrong with a safe solution. And besides, i can vape strawberry shortcake if i wanted to
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture, only. --ADMIN

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29445

        #318
        Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

        Originally posted by Awesome1021X View Post
        As someome who has been vaping for a little over a year now, I can easily say that you have interpreted the bible into a way to start something. Vaping saved me from having to go through the trouble of dealing with the side effects of cigarettes. Vaping is nothing more than a safe alternative and to some, even a hobby. There is nothing gay or wrong with a safe solution. And besides, i can vape strawberry shortcake if i wanted to
        Friend, while I completely understand why you are in utter denial of your male organ oral fixation, you could not be more wrong regarding your perverted habits so called 'innocence'.
        You think sucking on something to fill a void in your life with flavored juice is satisfying. God never told up so suck for oral gratification.
        The homosexualerizers think sucking is a great alternative to rectal sex as there are less side effects (other than blistered lips and a sore throat).
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22844

          #319
          Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

          Originally posted by Awesome1021X View Post
          There is nothing gay or wrong with a safe solution. And besides, i can vape strawberry shortcake if i wanted to
          I am disturbed by the number of requests that you have sent to members of Landover Baptist Church for pictures of naked men and/or themselves covered in strawberry shortcake.

          If this is an example of the behavior of members of "the vaping community", I consider the title of this thread to be entirely accurate.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Youth Minister Harry
            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 832

            #320
            Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            I am disturbed by the number of requests that you have sent to members of Landover Baptist Church for pictures of naked men and/or themselves covered in strawberry shortcake.
            You sent that request to everyone?!?!
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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            • Bigolbiddies
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2015
              • 1

              #321
              Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

              You are all a bunch of ignorant [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY PRAYER AND MODERATOR] that have no idea about anything but [I THINK HE MEANS 'PRAISING'] off Jesus and gay bashing. How does it make you feel that gay marriage is legal in the United States? Also how does it make you feel that you god doesn't exist? Science explains all.
              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 10-12-2015, 11:45 PM. Reason: We're a family friendly community, dear

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #322
                Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                Originally posted by Bigolbiddies View Post
                ...Also how does it make you feel that you god doesn't exist?...
                How does it make you feel to make claims that you cannot prove?

                Smarter than them, I'd bet.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22844

                  #323
                  Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                  Originally posted by Bigolbiddies View Post
                  Science explains all.
                  Magnets... how do they work then?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Logan, Son of God
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2015
                    • 1

                    #324
                    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Friend, no one did any such thing.

                    Did you hit your head with a hammer?
                    Hey, buddy. You are quite possibly the stupidest ***a tantrum of hate and threats***.

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                    • Des
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 2718

                      #325
                      Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                      Originally posted by Logan, Son of God View Post
                      Hey, buddy. I hate God so much. I hate Him, I hate Him, I hate Him. Thank you
                      Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

                      Now friend, why do you hate God so much? Is it because you are Canadian? Because you write like a Canadian. Know this; God will forgive you your filthy communist Canadianship of you only ask Him to.
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #326
                        Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                        Originally posted by Logan, Red-headed Stepson of Obese Dolescum
                        Mary, guess what. You are a fat ...
                        Originally posted by Logan, Red-headed Stepson of Obese Dolescum View Post
                        Hey, buddy. You are quite possibly the stupidest...
                        This one's cute! Can we keep him? Please? Huh? Huh?

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                        • Back against wall
                          Guarding his purity against all comers
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2015
                          • 1241

                          #327
                          Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                          Originally posted by Logan, Son of God View Post
                          Hey, buddy. You are quite possibly the stupidest ***a tantrum of hate and threats***.
                          As I know your ego will have you back to see how this thread follows through after your sudden departure (Quite nicely thank you)
                          I'll just leave this image JesOS extracted from your baby photo folder here:

                          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                          • ExTankCrewman
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2014
                            • 24

                            #328
                            Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                            Originally posted by Bigolbiddies View Post
                            Science explains all.
                            Are you sure? Cause I find it incredibly hard to believe a bunch of madmen who think the world was created by absolutely nothing and later "coincidentally" an explosion happened.
                            Sounds like something a crazy person would say.
                            I am Friedrich Günther.
                            I am of German descent American, who is a Christian.
                            I have served in the Army as a Radio Operator in the German and US army.
                            I believe in God, and I am highly against Communism, as I myself have experienced, and know it's true evil. Unlike those, who worship it, when they have not experienced it.

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                            • I Man Rastafari
                              Possibly retarded pothead
                              • Oct 2015
                              • 1019

                              #329
                              Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                              I don't know why anyone would want to do this vaping. In Jamaica we have a fine tobacco and it is available here in Babylon. We don't smoke many of the cigars we make. Those we sell for money to white men. Many Englishmen smoke them. In Jamaica many take the tobacco and mix it with the ganja to smoke. I don't know why. I don't like it like that.
                              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                              • YouRaiseMeUp
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2015
                                • 44

                                #330
                                Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                                Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                                I don't know why anyone would want to do this vaping. In Jamaica we have a fine tobacco and it is available here in Babylon. We don't smoke many of the cigars we make. Those we sell for money to white men. Many Englishmen smoke them. In Jamaica many take the tobacco and mix it with the ganja to smoke. I don't know why. I don't like it like that.
                                What is this "ganja" you speak of? Sounds dangerous.

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