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  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    "There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua[Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"




    chestnut hair sure is getting lighter if you're referring to it as blonde.

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    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Jesus was perfect spiritually, mentally and physically. Caucasians are the most civilised and closest to perfection of all the races so it is only logical that He was white too.


      You seem unduly pleased with that – you’ve something against nigras, boy?

      “I have an Irish/Scotch background”<~~ me
      drunk and tight-fisted

      Just like He's giving YOU an opportunity to stop being a damned French queer and give your life over to Jesus! He called you to His favorite forum for a reason, boy.







      good enough?

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      • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by stvnmc View Post
        "There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named [

        [snipped]


        chestnut hair sure is getting lighter if you're referring to it as blonde.
        You just quoted a letter from one of the people who crucified Jesus to the Roman Emperor. Pardon my skepticism but since at no point does Publius Lentullus refer or quote The Bible so he is hardly a credible source on Jesus.

        EDIT: No wonder I didn't recognize the quote, it is from the Catholic Apocrypha. You just quoted a a Catholic forgery Stynmc.

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        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          Originally posted by stvnmc View Post
          good enough?
          Listen up nancyboy; We are charged by God Almighty to bring His word to the masses. That doesn't mean holding hands and skipping down the sidewalk tossing flowers at people! It means bringing the full force of the KJV1611 Bible to rebuke unsaved scum such as yourself.

          1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

          2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.
          Now I know the truth hurts, son. To a teenaged queerboy like you, I'm sure it hurts a lot. But the hurt feelings you suffer now are nothing compared to the unspeakable torment that satan has waiting for you in hell. We're just trying to help you avoid an eternity gargling satan's scalding spunk in a lake of fire, and this is the thanks we get?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Besides, saying the French are a bunch of queers isn't racist. It's an accurate observation.
            BEHOLD!!!
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            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              Originally posted by stvnmc View Post
              "There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua[Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"

              chestnut hair sure is getting lighter if you're referring to it as blonde.
              You took the quote above from http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...p/t-20800.html which is entitled “The Description of Publius Lentullus”
              Searching for this authoritative sage, we come to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius_Lentulus
              And we read “Publius Lentulus is a fictitious person, said to have been Governor of Judea before Pontius, and to have written a letter to the Roman Senate, concerning Jesus.”

              As far as your research goes, I award you 10/10 for being an idiot and believing anything put before you.


              Your credibility is Zero, your only hope is renouncing your sinful life and accepting Baby Jesus.
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              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by Gregg Bayes View Post
                Besides, saying the French are a bunch of queers isn't racist. It's an accurate observation.

                x2, I was just going through some examples lol.


                Searching for this authoritative sage, we come to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius_Lentulus
                And we read “Publius Lentulus is a fictitious person, said to have been Governor of Judea before Pontius, and to have written a letter to the Roman Senate, concerning Jesus.”


                Eh, perhaps I should research more then, I simply followed one of your links that took me to a google search of 'physical description of jesus christ' and this was the first link on the page. Maybe you should just post better references, I did no research as I believed whatever you quoted would take me to what you actually believed, how silly of me.


                Now I know the truth hurts, son. To a teenaged queerboy like you, I'm sure it hurts a lot. But the hurt feelings you suffer now are nothing compared to the unspeakable torment that satan has waiting for you in hell. We're just trying to help you avoid an eternity gargling satan's scalding spunk in a lake of fire, and this is the thanks we get?
                A.) and I repeat, I'm not a queerboy and I've been raised a southern baptist. You're just slanderous. And eating skittles with an aids supervirus in them isn't the truth. It's more ignorant than the post I made by a fictitious character earlier. Why? Because you actually believe it. At least I own up and admit mistakes. I am saved. I just refuse to live my life in belief that everything around me is controlled by evil.

                B.) Thanks but no thanks, like I said I'm already saved.

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                • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Originally posted by stvnmc View Post
                  [/FONT][/I][FONT=Verdana]Eh, perhaps I should research more then, I simply followed one of your links that took me to a google search of 'physical description of jesus christ' and this was the first link on the page. Maybe you should just post better references, I did no research as I believed whatever you quoted would take me to what you actually believed, how silly of me.

                  A.) and I repeat, I'm not a queerboy and I've been raised a southern baptist. You're just slanderous. And eating skittles with an aids supervirus in them isn't the truth. It's more ignorant than the post I made by a fictitious character earlier. Why? Because you actually believe it. At least I own up and admit mistakes. I am saved. I just refuse to live my life in belief that everything around me is controlled by evil.

                  B.) Thanks but no thanks, like I said I'm already saved.
                  Friend,

                  As a fellow Baptist don't you think you should be skeptical of Catholic sources like this alleged description of Jesus? After all Hitler, Mussolini, and Fransisco Franco were Catholics. Presumably you should also accept the only valid source is His Word.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Friend,

                    As a fellow Baptist don't you think you should be skeptical of Catholic sources like this alleged description of Jesus? After all Hitler, Mussolini, and Fransisco Franco were Catholics. Presumably you should also accept the only valid source is His Word.
                    Correction Brother; He's a southern Baptist. They coddle sodomites and don't even capitalize Christ's name.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Correction Brother; He's a southern Baptist. They coddle sodomites and don't even capitalize Christ's name.
                      Really Pastor?

                      I had no idea the Southern Baptist Convention had strayed so far from Him.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Are you people still on this???

                        God get over it, candy doesn't make you gay. Bob4God was insane for bringing it up. Everything isn't a evil conspiracy, jeez.
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                        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          You seem to love disease ridden gays as much as I love Jesus! Why can't you open your eyes to what these fannyboys are doing to the world? And not to mention the world's candy.
                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by The Enlightened View Post
                            Are you people still on this???

                            God get over it, candy doesn't make you gay. Bob4God was insane for bringing it up. Everything isn't a evil conspiracy, jeez.
                            True friend, it isn't the candy itself, but it is the marketing message with its clear pro-gay message of rainbows and implied sodomy.

                            Luring small children with offers of candy is a well used practice of child molesters.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.

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                              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by Manny View Post
                                The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.
                                Here comes Miss Manny, defending sodomy again. This time he's trying to throw sand in our eyes by bringing up a few randomly chosen half-remembered, out-of-context scriptures, in the hope that we'll all just throw up our hands and say "Manny's right! The Holy Word of God is an outdated confusing mishmash of ridiculous prohibitions and senseless punishments. Let's all turn queer because of that!"

                                Nice try, maggot.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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