[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Best way to handle something like this is to start arresting people. Got to crack down on it like we have with drugs. No tolerance. You see somebody eating Skittles, you slap the cuffs on 'em. That's how we do it.

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Best way to handle something like this is to start arresting people. Got to crack down on it like we have with drugs. No tolerance. You see somebody eating Skittles, you slap the cuffs on 'em. That's how we do it.

Amen!

If only we could get homosexuality outlawed, you Christian police officers would have a much easier time getting rid of the queer threat to law.

[Bob4God]

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Any day now they're going to say on the news that the cops found a humongous stash of Skittles in Michael Jackson's basement.

I can guarantee you that each of the innocent children he violated were lured into his bedroom with the promise of colorful Skittles! THE CANDY OF QUEERS!

Did you know that Michael Jackson's legal defense was funded by Skittles?

[Azrael]

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You can't be serious... Can you...? I mean... Candy? Seriously? Are you trying to tell me that someone is Gay... for eating Skittles? I never thought I'd see the day... How... What process of thought can lead anyone to believe such a thing?

[Nobar King]

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Did you even read the thread?

[Azrael]

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I did, and you are right, my post needs clarification. I meant to quote the Bob4God post but I can't seem to quote posts properly. Actually, the whole site acts strangely for me. I'm sure it's some way to try to get me not to post, but I have my ways.

[Nobar King]

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I did, and you are right, my post needs clarification. I meant to quote the Bob4God post but I can't seem to quote posts properly. Actually, the whole site acts strangely for me. I'm sure it's some way to try to get me not to post, but I have my ways.

Watch this video. It'll show you how to quote:

Also, if you choose 'go advanced' you will see additional posting features.

[Azrael]

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You are most kind, thank you. Sadly I do mean it when I say I have technical problems quoting that weren't there yesterday. But back to topic, eh?

[Bob4God]

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MY quote function is working perfectly, and I shall now use it to rebuke you!

You can't be serious... Can you...?

We True Christians are not kidders. There is evil in this world, and it is our duty to warn you about it!

I mean... Candy? Seriously? Are you trying to tell me that someone is Gay... for eating Skittles?

That's how you become gay, yes. They lure you in little by little. At first you might just be looking at "Men's Health," only interested in the articles. Then you're looking at the pictures. And then next thing you know, you're shopping for Andrew Christian underwear and worrying about how you'll style your hair at your same-sex wedding ceremony. They get you before you even know it!

It's the same with Skittles. You eat one, then another, then another, with each bite making you more and more comfortable with it all. That's how subliminal messaging works.

I never thought I'd see the day... How... What process of thought can lead anyone to believe such a thing?

Do you think you'll ever see the day when CHRIST JESUS returns to Earth to capture us all up in glory and melt the skin off the wicked? Let me assure you, it's coming.

It is not a process of thought. As a Christian, I have little use for thoughts, preferring instead to rely on what the Holy Bible KJV1611 and Fox News tell me.

[triandrew]

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You have GOT to be kidding me!! Skittles? Are you out of your ever lovin' minds?

It's CANDY for Pete's sake! What about M&Ms? They're rainbow colored too. Should we ban those? What about those big lollypops sold at candy stores? They're rainbow colored as well. How about rainbow's in general? Hasn't GOD had his hand in creating ALL of these?

Seriously, you need to get your head's out of your collective a**es and use just a LITTLE bit of common sense before you post such TRIPE on the internet. Stuff like this REALLY makes me wonder whether you've truly evolved into what GOD wanted... people who love thy fellow man. I believe that was one of the Commandments, wasn't it?

[Jenni111]

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You have GOT to be kidding me!! Skittles? Are you out of your ever lovin' minds?

It's CANDY for Pete's sake! What about M&Ms? They're rainbow colored too. Should we ban those? What about those big lollypops sold at candy stores? They're rainbow colored as well. How about rainbow's in general? Hasn't GOD had his hand in creating ALL of these?

Seriously, you need to get your head's out of your collective a**es and use just a LITTLE bit of common sense before you post such TRIPE on the internet. Stuff like this REALLY makes me wonder whether you've truly evolved into what GOD wanted... people who love thy fellow man. I believe that was one of the Commandments, wasn't it?

Do some research first before making a fool out of yourself. Skittles were even made by the English.

[David Goldman]

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Further proof of Skittles' unholy design:

http://www.mobygames.com/game/darkened-skye

The Skittles brand candies "Taste the Rainbow" ad campaign is the inspiration behind this action adventure game in which the tasty, brightly-colored orbs are transformed into magical spheres with tremendous powers.

You play Skye of Lynlora, a "sexy Warrior-Hero-Adventurer-Goddess with a smart mouth" whose mundane life as a Dwentil shepherdess is changed forever when she comes upon one of the magical Skittles while following a stray dwentil. It is up to Skye to reassemble the Great Rainbow which has been squelched by the evil Lord Necroth. Armed with her sense of humor and trusty staff, harness the power of the Skittles to defeat Necroth’s minions, solve ancient mysteries and ultimately save the world.

As the witty, and often sarcastic, Skye, you’ll be running, jumping and battling your way across graphically beautiful, medieval lands depicted in 3-dimensional detail. The story and plot unfold gradually as you meet numerous, unique non-player characters and solve many puzzles along the way.

This should settle the matter once and for all. In addition to homerism, these "candies" promote femanazism, witchcraft, the occult, violence and perverse fantasy.

What more do you doubters need? There is even a large "S" stamped on each one, glorifying Satan. If you deniers are lusting for these bits of sugar coated horror so badly, then I suppose that no amount of information will matter to you tho.

[triandrew]

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What more do you doubters need? There is even a large "S" stamped on each one, glorifying Satan. If you deniers are lusting for these bits of sugar coated horror so badly, then I suppose that no amount of information will matter to you tho.

Is your head THAT think? Ever think that maybe the "S" means SKITTLES? Where in the hell do you get that it means SATAN? If that's the case, what does the "M" stand for on M&Ms? "MASTURBATION?"

Good God you've completely lost it.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Is your head THAT think? Ever think that maybe the "S" means SKITTLES? Where in the hell do you get that it means SATAN? If that's the case, what does the "M" stand for on M&Ms? "MASTURBATION?"

Good God you've completely lost it.

The "M" actually stands for "Mars" (look it up), the pagan god of war. Certainly M&M's are not Christian if they have heathen deities stamped over every single piece of candy.

[triandrew]

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The "M" actually stands for "Mars" (look it up), the pagan god of war. Certainly M&M's are not Christian if they have heathen deities stamped over every single piece of candy.

You really ARE that stupid aren't you?

MARS happens to be the last name of the gentleman who was half of the founding members of the company. Who are you now going to blame for him being given that name?

You really are a dummy, aren't you?