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  • Mr Holyfire
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2009
    • 99
    #391
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by SlumKingMars View Post
    anyone want a yellow skittle?
    You sick sick lunatic!

    Unsaved = unwelcome!!!
    Leonard Paul Holyfire
    Demonologist

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #392
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Stay away from this party:
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29443
            #393
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Brother Nobar, that is foul!

            Tonight, when I go square dancing, I am going to be thinking of that, so thanks, thanks a lot!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #394
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                There always seems to be more ladies than men at those dances, so you should be fine!
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29443
                    #395
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    There always seems to be more ladies than men at those dances, so you should be fine!
                    He, he, he. Yes, you are correct about that but the 'Belle of the ball' is always with me at these dances, the missus.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • .A.N.N.A.
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 4
                        #396
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        I LOOOOVE Skittles.

                        They taste pure DIVINE!

                        ..and are rather jolly. C:

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29443
                            #397
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by .A.N.N.A. View Post
                            I LOOOOVE Skittles.

                            They taste pure DIVINE!

                            ..and are rather jolly. C:
                            Anna, why are you here?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748
                                #398
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Anna, why are you here?
                                I think she was practicing her terrible haiku.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                  • Theist100
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 5
                                    #399
                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                    Dear Lord, we must ban these candies right away! This is outrageous!

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                                      • Bonghead
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 31
                                        #400
                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                        You know what I'd like?

                                        A huge friggin box of Skittles with some Ice cold cola Light! Amen

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29443
                                            #401
                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                            Originally posted by Bonghead View Post
                                            You know what I'd like?

                                            A huge friggin box of Skittles with some Ice cold cola Light! Amen
                                            You a catcher or pitcher, boy?
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • advil0
                                                Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 11
                                                #402
                                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                Stop pushing your homo-agenda on True Christians.
                                                Stop pushing your christian-agenda on everyone else.

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                                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 22354
                                                    #403
                                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                    Originally posted by advil0 View Post
                                                    Stop pushing your christian-agenda on everyone else.
                                                    Eh, why did you go to this forum? Are you blind and deaf yet you somehow mastered how to use a keyboard?
                                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                      • advil0
                                                        Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 11
                                                        #404
                                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                        Eh, why did you go to this forum? Are you blind and deaf yet you somehow mastered how to use a keyboard?
                                                        Just saying, the fact that he's saying gays can't push their "agenda" on you, doesn't give you the right to push yours on them.

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                                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 8622
                                                            #405
                                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                            Originally posted by advil0 View Post
                                                            Just saying, the fact that he's saying gays can't push their "agenda" on you, doesn't give you the right to push yours on them.
                                                            Old Man's point went right over your head, didn't it? Look. This is a Christian forum for Christians to talk about Christianity. So when someone comes here pushing their agenda, you don't expect us to try and correct them?

                                                            Put it in perspective: Imagine if one of us showed up on a hardcore liberal gay-rights forum and immediately started spewing that they are going to Hell unless they repent, that they are abominations and disgusting, etc. Wouldn't you think that would be rude of us? Wouldn't you say to us "Hey Christian! Get off this forum if you don't like it!"? Wouldn't you accuse us of pushing our agenda upon you.

                                                            Let that sink into your head for a while.

                                                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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