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  • #421
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
    No, that's not quite right. He impregnated Mary and Fathered Himself.


    I'll do my level best, dear.
    I was not speaking of you Dear Mrs. Rogers, but of some of your lower level of education members, such as the one who spelled "Eternal" wrong. By spelling it "Aeternal" But I'm just saying. I must thank you for having good grammar and spelling, it actually brings back some of my faith in all that is good.

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    • #422
      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Originally posted by My Stupidity Amazes Me View Post
      I was not speaking of you Dear Mrs. Rogers, but of some of your lower level of education members, such as the one who spelled "Eternal" wrong. By spelling it "Aeternal" But I'm just saying. I must thank you for having good grammar and spelling, it actually brings back some of my faith in all that is good.
      What does any of that have to do with the evils of Skittles, trollboy?

      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #423
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Aeternal is an accepted alternative spelling of eternal.

        But these are the same people who get upset over foetus, colour, SAVIOUR, etc.


        But what do I know, I'm just a dumb housewife homeschooling even dumber kids.
        Drama queen

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        • #424
          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.

          This is taken from the Terms of Agreement for this website. However, I can see it is clearly not enforced. Saying these things about homosexuals and skittles is absolutely ridiculous. You seriously think that homosexuals have a skittles code and they keep skittles in their pockets to secretly communicate with other homosexuals? If you believe this you are seriously messed up and have a completely skewed vision of reality. Skittles are candy. They are fruit flavored. And they are shaped like buttocks or balls? Are you kidding me? What about M & Ms, and Jelly Beans, and any other candy that is round? And fruit flavored means they are gay? Ok, so Dots, Jolly Ranchers, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ikes, and all the other fruit flavored candies must be gay as well. Also since gays have a candy code, what about other minorities? Do blacks have a Nickel Code? Do mexicans have a Taco Talk? Seriously, stop being ignorant. This is just sad to read, and even sadder to think that people actually believe this. Son, I am disappoint.

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          • #425
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Originally posted by Ninjafag View Post
            Because your bitching about it when nobody cares.
            If nobody cares, then why did you visit this forum?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #426
              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
              You seriously think that homosexuals have a skittles code and they keep skittles in their pockets to secretly communicate with other homosexuals?
              Yes we do.


              And fruit flavored means they are gay? Ok, so Dots, Jolly Ranchers, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ikes, and all the other fruit flavored candies must be gay as well.
              Yes they are. Real man eat meat, not candy. Candy is for girls and gays.

              Some scripture applying to YOU!

              How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

              Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

              Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #427
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
                Saying these things about homosexuals and skittles is absolutely ridiculous.
                How so? It is never ridiculous or hateful to speak the Truth.

                Is it hateful to say that you think it's fair that a child molester (more catholics) must pay by going to prison? No, it's not. It's just being honest.

                Is it hateful to want to save people from imminent doom?

                We should never let our personal preferences stand in the way of God, because then God will say "Okay, fine. Have it your way." But sooner or later, you'll die and stand before God to be judged. And then God will say "Sorry, you can't go to Heaven. Bye."

                But hey, your choice... you would rather "love" in a horrible way than "hate" in the most caring and loving way possible.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #428
                  Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Yes they are. Real man eat meat, not candy. Candy is for girls and gays.


                  I feel so sorry for you. It must be terrible you have never had candy in your entire life. Your Halloweens must be dull, giving out bits of pork, and chicken. No candy your entire life. Well, since you are straight I am assuming you have never had any candy before. Oh well. I will enjoy my Dots and Reeses Cups.

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                  • #429
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
                    I feel so sorry for you. It must be terrible you have never had candy in your entire life. Your Halloweens must be dull, giving out bits of pork, and chicken. No candy your entire life. Well, since you are straight I am assuming you have never had any candy before.
                    I never had candy, I never celebrated hell-o-ween.

                    Oh well. I will enjoy my Dots and Reeses Cups.
                    I hope you will also enjoy hell since that is clearly where you are heading .
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #430
                      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      I am heading to hell because I eat candy? I fail to see the connection there. also did you know that homosexuals eat meat as well? I guess nothing is safe.

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                      • #431
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
                        I am heading to hell because I eat candy?
                        No, you will go to hell because you ignore God's clear rules as he put them in His KJV1611 Holy Bible.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #432
                          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
                          also did you know that homosexuals eat meat as well?
                          Yes, we know what "eat meat" means in a sexual connotation. You do not have to tell us every single move they use. This is a Christian site, we have manners. Thank you.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #433
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            Yes, we know what "eat meat" means in a sexual connotation. You do not have to tell us every single move they use. This is a Christian site, we have manners. Thank you.

                            Well your mind is in the gutter. My point was that gay people eat the same food we do. I meant meat as in you know, chicken, pork, beef. This man believes that because gay people apparently eat candy, then candy is gay. So when I say homosexuals also eat meat, my point is that homosexuals eat the same food we do, and by this argument all food makes us gay. And I do follow the bible, thank you very much. I also know that there is no passage in the bible that makes the claims you are making.

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                            • #434
                              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              No, you will go to hell because you ignore God's clear rules as he put them in His KJV1611 Holy Bible.

                              Could you please tell me which rules I am ignoring? As far as I can see I am being accepting of others, and am not making bogus statements. You are saying that candy is gay, that makes no sense at all. There is completely no correlation there. So pray tell, what rules am I breaking?

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                              • #435
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Well I guess you have nothing to say, because I am not breaking any 'rules'.

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