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  • Professor Tyeisha X
    WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
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    • Jun 2009
    • 293

    #256
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by llambs View Post
    I have noted that you would like an introdution.
    So here i am.
    I Love VOLKSWAGEN NEW BEETLES.
    i am a proud owner and driver of one, BOB4GOD!
    and i LOVE the taste of skittles in my mouth.
    Yea, and I bet you also like Dodge Calibers, too, hmm?
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    • Miss April
      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
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      • Apr 2009
      • 685

      #257
      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
      Yea, and I bet you also like Dodge Calibers, too, hmm?
      Yes and I bet you like them To Right?

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      • stripeydani
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        • Jun 2009
        • 38

        #258
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        I really just thought they were fun sweets? I certainly havent been tempted to fornicate with members of the same sex because of eating them! (Though Im female?)

        Maybe what Skittles are actually doing is promoting the rainbow as a positive thing?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #259
          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
          I really just thought they were fun sweets? I certainly havent been tempted to fornicate with members of the same sex because of eating them! (Though Im female?)

          Maybe what Skittles are actually doing is promoting the rainbow as a positive thing?
          Let me guess...You're blonde, right?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #260
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Eats skittles. British. Blonde.

            Psalm 3:7
            Arise, O LORD! Deliver me, O my God! Strike all my enemies on the jaw; break the teeth of the wicked.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • stripeydani
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              • Jun 2009
              • 38

              #261
              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              No Im not blonde, and I dont eat skittles regularly! I certainly wouldnt give them to children anyway, because all these sugary things are destroying peoples health!

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              • The unEnlightened
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                • Feb 2009
                • 36

                #262
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Their is no way you people are still raving about this... It just blows my mind.
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                • Johnnyboy
                  True Christian™ fisherman
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 801

                  #263
                  Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Originally posted by The unEnlightened View Post
                  Their is no way you people are still raving about this... It just blows my mind.
                  Unsaved Trash are the ones still raving. LBC decided the issue long ago.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29445

                    #264
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                    No Im not blonde, and I dont eat skittles regularly! I certainly wouldnt give them to children anyway, because all these sugary things are destroying peoples health!

                    I take it this is your van?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Non-believing She-male
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 193

                      #265
                      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      I had a friend who refused to eat skittles for a long time because she's a militant vegan and skittles contain gelatin, an animal byproduct. Now that they took it out, she'll eat them now.

                      I should mention, the friend I'm talking about is a goth, lesbian, transsexual witch.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #266
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                        I had a friend who refused to eat skittles for a long time because she's a militant vegan and skittles contain gelatin, an animal byproduct. Now that they took it out, she'll eat them now.

                        I should mention, the friend I'm talking about is a goth, lesbian, transsexual witch.
                        She sits around dreaming up new ways to outrage Our Lord, but she won't eat gelatin because that would be wrong. Okay, fine, if you say so.
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                        • Non-believing She-male
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 193

                          #267
                          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          She sits around dreaming up new ways to outrage Our Lord, but she won't eat gelatin because that would be wrong. Okay, fine, if you say so.
                          Actually, like I said, she's a militant vegan. Won't wear leather or anything with any kind of fur in it. Checks the ingredients on any food she buys to make sure it's 100% plant based, makes sure she uses soap and other hygiene products that are not only not made from animals but aren't tested on animals. Member of PETA and she even used to hold protests outside restraunts like KFC or McDonalds. I think she said she got in trouble, once, for throwing paint on some ladies fur coat because she hates fur.

                          And, yeah, she's pagan. Believes in fairies, spirits, worships the Goddess and all that stuff. In fact, she says that her religious belief system is what made her vegan.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                            • Sep 2006
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                            #268
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                            Actually, like I said, she's a militant vegan. Won't wear leather or anything with any kind of fur in it. Checks the ingredients on any food she buys to make sure it's 100% plant based, makes sure she uses soap and other hygiene products that are not only not made from animals but aren't tested on animals. Member of PETA and she even used to hold protests outside restraunts like KFC or McDonalds. I think she said she got in trouble, once, for throwing paint on some ladies fur coat because she hates fur.

                            And, yeah, she's pagan. Believes in fairies, spirits, worships the Goddess and all that stuff. In fact, she says that her religious belief system is what made her vegan.
                            Thank you for providing even more evidence to back up my point.
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                            • Non-believing She-male
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 193

                              #269
                              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              Well, her belief is "harm none and do as you will."

                              So, if you have to kill an animal to make something, you kinda have to harm it, right? So, she lives as animal friendly an existance as she can.

                              Me, I actually tried living with her for a while. Going animal friendly isn't that hard but it can be annoying. Me, I really missed real cheese. I had to eat that toffuti cheese. Ugh! Not that good!

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                                • Sep 2006
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                                #270
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                                Well, her belief is "harm none and do as you will."
                                Where's that in the Bible?
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