[GoodChristianWoman]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I find it utterly offensive that people like this little horn fellow come BARGING into our GODly forums and accuse us True Christian manly men of being perverted disgusting sodomites!

Many of us who you accuse of being gay are married to women! What do you think of that?

lol my gay uncle was married with 3 children before he came out
fyi he hates skittles

[David Goldman]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

really bright colors mean gay? what about fruits? apples and oranges are brightly colored and sweet. God made colors and he didn't make them Gay so colors do not determine anything about anything. I will not stop eating skittles because i know homosexuals are not "out to get me" and if they are God will protect me. Skittles will not make me or anyone else gay. You cannot be made gay, gay is not a choice. I also don't think God hates, He is a perfect being and hate is very human. I think it's blasphemous to say God hates. God loves everyone equaly. I don't care if you condem me to hell for this post because you are not God and you don't make that decision only God can say who will or will not go to heaven.

I could spend all day rebutting each and every one of your "hippie Jesus" blasphemies, but we don't usually bother with first time posters.

Instead I'll invite you to our Introduction forum HERE, where you should have started first. That will give us a chance to get to know you better, and how to best minister to you. The Holy Spirit brought you here for a reason, and I hope it is to direct you to the light

[GoodChristianWoman]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I could spend all day rebutting each and every one of your "hippie Jesus" blasphemies, but we don't usually bother with first time posters.

Instead I'll invite you to our Introduction forum HERE, where you should have started first. That will give us a chance to get to know you better, and how to best minister to you. The Holy Spirit brought you here for a reason, and I hope it is to direct you to the light

I may be a first time poster, but im not new to Christianity. I was born and raised Christian not only that my father is a paster. Feel free to respond to anything you see as incorrect im sure i can show you how wrong you are.

[David Goldman]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I may be a first time poster, but im not new to Christianity. I was born and raised Christian not only that my father is a paster. Feel free to respond to anything you see as incorrect im sure i can show you how wrong you are.

For starters, can you show me the correct way to spell "pastor"?
Second, can you show me that you have any sense of forum decorum at all, like not trying to hijack a Skittles thread for your personal learning of basic Christian doctrine?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I also don't think God hates, He is a perfect being and hate is very human. I think it's blasphemous to say God hates.

So is it blasphemy if it's in the King James Bible?

The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Psalm 5:5-6

The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence His soul hateth.
Psalm 11:5

What we have here is multiple verses which explicity say that God hates some people. Clearly you have not studied much of the Bible, otherwise you wouldn't be saying "God doesn't hate anyone." Now, that's blasphemous!

God loves everyone equaly. I don't care if you condem me to hell for this post because you are not God and you don't make that decision only God can say who will or will not go to heaven.

Do you even realize what you are saying? You contradict yourself in this little snippet alone. First you say that God loves everyone equally. Then you acknowledge not everyone goes to Heaven. So if God loved everyone equally, wouldn't everyone go to Heaven? How do you justify God loving everyone equally when a True Christian(tm) like myself and my brothers and sisters on here enjoy eternal paradise in Heaven with the Lord, while a sinner like Richard Simmons or Osama bin Laden is tossed into Hell to suffer an eternity of excruciating torture? Where is the "equality of love"?

[TinyJay]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Are fruit loops also "gay"

[Meek and Humble]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Yes.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Are fruit loops also "gay"

Yes.

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4814&highlight=Fruit+Loops&page=4

[apple9]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

wait apples are bright colors . and apples being uber strait disprove everything ever.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

wait apples are bright colors . and apples being uber strait disprove everything ever.

Eve and the serpent.

[apple9]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

its not the apple that screwed us it was th idoits who ate the apple.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Yes, because the apple was evil.

[Xmeagol]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I like them, and i'm straight thank you very much.

And no, they are not modeled after testicles.

[David Goldman]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I like them, and i'm straight thank you very much.

And no, they are not modeled after testicles.

You say you are straight, and then the very next thing that you do is to mention tesicles, unprompted?

Nice try, homer.

[Xmeagol]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You say you are straight, and then the very next thing that you do is to mention tesicles, unprompted?

Nice try, homer.

Are you saying you lack the necessary genitaelia that makes you a man?