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  • incognito
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 14
    #481
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Of course not. Are you an idiot? You are not gay because you disagree with us. You are gay because you like skittles.
    when did i say i liked skittles?
    you are making wild assuptions because you cannot backup your own paranoid allegations

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      • incognito
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Apr 2010
        • 14
        #482
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of raping small children to tell us this. You must have a lot of friends.

        How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
        there you go making wild assumptions again.
        get a life, loser.

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263
            #483
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Originally posted by incognito View Post
            get a life, loser.
            And what kind of life would that be, Ms. "winner"?

            One that involves going to HELL ?

            Doesn't sound like much of a life, now does it

            You're just jealous, that's all.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269
                #484
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                Why does anybody need to know why they're punished? GOD knows and that's good enough. Do you think people on the other side of the world of Noah's Ark knew why their homes were suddenly being washed away and their families drowned? I doubt it, but they deserved it anyway, or else GOD would have built an Ark on every continent.
                I have to step in on this one because of what's been happening in my life. What's the use of a punishment if you don't know what it's for?
                Drama queen

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                  • LittleLostDemon
                    Unsaved Trash, teenaged pottymouth
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 30
                    #485
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    I dont think there are any "brown" skittles, they are purple, and they are grape flavored,
                    as for the skittles looking like a man's behind, to me it doesnt, testicals, maybe, but a man's behind, no. If a skittle looked like a man's behind, it would have a crack, and along that crack there would be alot of hair...
                    I'm married, I've seen my husbands behind many times before...
                    I'm eating some pink nerds, and those look more like a mans behind than skittles do,
                    M&M's suit me better than skittles anyday...

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263
                        #486
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                        I'm married, I've seen my husbands behind many times before...
                        Why would he show you his behind? Is he hinting that he wants to be sodomized by you?

                        This is very uncommon behavior for heterosexual men.
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • LittleLostDemon
                            Unsaved Trash, teenaged pottymouth
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 30
                            #487
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            Why would he show you his behind? Is he hinting that he wants to be sodomized by you?

                            This is very uncommon behavior for heterosexual men.
                            Most heterosexual men I know, arn't as consious about their bodies as women are, and as my husband sees it, we will be living together for the rest of our lives, its going to be seen sooner or later.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22355
                                #488
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                                as for the skittles looking like a man's behind, to me it doesnt, testicals, maybe, but a man's behind, no
                                What does it matter if they look like ass or like balls to you? They are evil and they should be avoided. Your urges to sodomize your own husband are a direct result of your love for skittles.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                  • LittleLostDemon
                                    Unsaved Trash, teenaged pottymouth
                                    • Apr 2010
                                    • 30
                                    #489
                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                    What does it matter if they look like ass or like balls to you? They are evil and they should be avoided. Your urges to sodomize your own husband are a direct result of your love for skittles.
                                    yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do?
                                    He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself, and make me feel like a dirty slut??

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                                      • Bob4God
                                        Moderator
                                        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                        Hands folded for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 5274
                                        #490
                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                        I have to step in on this one because of what's been happening in my life. What's the use of a punishment if you don't know what it's for?
                                        I assume you must be having your monthly curse, because what other reason would a True Christian Lady of Landover have to question the word of her superior?

                                        GOD is not obligated to tell us why we're being punished or suffering. Doing so would ruin His master plan of revealing people's sins to them on Judgment Day, after it's too late.

                                        Did GOD tell Job why he and his family were suffering? No.

                                        Did GOD tell the firstborn of Egypt and their parents why they were being slaughtered? No. GOD only provided instructions to the Israelites on how to save their own children from slaughter, because the passover of GOD's angel of death might inadvertently kill them too.

                                        Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel                                         [not Egypt], saying, In the tenth day of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb, according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an house:-Exodus 12:3

                                        So, the use of a punishment you don't know the reason of is to punish you. And strengthen your faith.
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                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                             
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 22355
                                            #491
                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                            Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                                            yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do? He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself, and make me feel like a dirty slut??
                                            Please do not bother us with the details of your sick sex life. This is a family forum. You clearly have some serious issues. Sex should be for making babies, nothing else.
                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                              • GOD=life
                                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 3263
                                                #492
                                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                                                yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do?
                                                Remind him of Onan. 'nuff said.

                                                Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                                                He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself
                                                Does he force you to look while he's wearing those outfits himself?
                                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                                Matthew 7:22                                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                                  • James Dewitt
                                                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 6267
                                                    #493
                                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                                    Remind him of Onan. 'nuff said.


                                                    Does he force you to look while he's wearing those outfits himself?
                                                    What the heck, she makes him dress as a slut? Sweet Jesus what is the world coming to. Has this man no shame, surly Jesus will help him find his manly parts and regain control of his slut wife.

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                                                      • BurnInHell
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Apr 2010
                                                        • 1
                                                        #494
                                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                        "BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth! "

                                                        I really hate to be the one to point this out, but there is no brown Skittle, There's a brown M&M, but the Skittles are red, orange, yellow, green, and purple. :'(

                                                        Does this mean that M&Ms are the candy of satan and not skittles?
                                                        Those who have lost their way must be Prayed for, not Condemned. Jesus was a man of Love. Not Hate. So answer me this; What Would Jesus Do?

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                                                          • Ex-Pagan
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                            • 62
                                                            #495
                                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                            *Thinks back to all the skittles I ate in my pagan days*

                                                            *Vomits until unconscious*
                                                            To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

                                                            John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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