Question from a Newcomer

[EleventhCommandment]

So, is all of this a joke or serious? I have joined other message boards in hopes of finding people with my views, but they sometimes turn out to be mocking my faith. Do you all seriously mean all that you type, or is this just an attack on Christianity and whatnot?

[JennyD]

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So, is all of this a joke or serious? I have joined other message boards in hopes of finding people with my views, but they sometimes turn out to be mocking my faith. Do you all seriously mean all that you type, or is this just an attack on Christianity and whatnot?

Of course we mean what we type, Eleventh.

We at Landover follow the entire KVJ1611 Bible, not just the warm fuzzy bits that we like.

Do you also follow the Bible, or are you another False Christian, looking for a church that will condemn every sin but yours, and tell you yours is OK?

We get many adulterers, or sodomites, or fornicators, or polyculturalists, all of whom want us to say their abominous activities are OK by God. We can't, because the Bible says NO!

Why not head over to the Introductions forum (General Church Fellowship, Introductions) and provide us an introduction?

Welcome!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

As you peruse our board, you will see that we base our beliefs solidly on the King James Bible. We are no more a joke than the Bible itself is. We are every bit as real as Christ's love and the fires of hell.

[Bob4God]

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I was terribly frightened when I saw that there was a post in the Straight 4 Jesus forum called "Question from a Newcomer." I thought we were dealing with somebody who had recently converted to the gay lifestyle!

Imagine my relief to see that you are indeed a seeker of GOD's truth and love and not a damned sodomite! If you are looking for True Christianity, look no further than Landover Baptist!

[Bobby-Joe]

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So, is all of this a joke or serious? I have joined other message boards in hopes of finding people with my views, but they sometimes turn out to be mocking my faith. Do you all seriously mean all that you type, or is this just an attack on Christianity and whatnot?

No friend, we are not joking. We are following The Bible to the letter and spirit it is intended in.

[Hecatoncheires]

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So, is all of this a joke or serious? I have joined other message boards in hopes of finding people with my views, but they sometimes turn out to be mocking my faith. Do you all seriously mean all that you type, or is this just an attack on Christianity and whatnot?

i'm not sure yet, but i hope to god it's a joke.

[Talitha]

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i'm not sure yet, but i hope to god it's a joke.

I've been here for many years and have found nothing to laugh about.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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i'm not sure yet, but i hope to god it's a joke.

Do you have a passage to back your hope up in to?

This is God's favoured forum.

The KJV doesn't joke.......

Praise

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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i'm not sure yet, but i hope to god it's a joke.

Why do you hate Jesus?

[Bobby-Joe]

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i'm not sure yet, but i hope to god it's a joke.

Friend,

If you actually knew what The Bible really says you would realize we are no joke.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So, is all of this a joke or serious? I have joined other message boards in hopes of finding people with my views, but they sometimes turn out to be mocking my faith. Do you all seriously mean all that you type, or is this just an attack on Christianity and whatnot?

How many times have you passed by a church and thought the same? Yet those churches will have false prophets in them who will fail to tell you the whole glorious truth of Christianity. They will tell you God loves everyone regardless - He does not and never has and He says so many times.

These false churches will hide from you the wars that God had to rage against unbelievers, the abominations that are homosexuals, the godless harlots that are divorced women, the absolute discipline that has to be put upon women and children, the requirement to kill those who will not accept Christ, the command to burn witches, etc.

As you know they are not too hot either on emphasizing the Return of Jesus when He will kill 2/3rds of the earth's population.

Landover follows ALL of God's Words - ALL of them! We add nothing and take nothing away - this is Christianity as God commanded it.

Now, are you a Christian or have you decided to do what you want and ignore His Word?

[dalton]

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dont worry, nothing but true christians here, and in the spirit of that idea, i'd like to let everyone see this link.

(satanic link deleted)

it will bring a smile to your good christian hearts!

[Hecatoncheires]

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Why do you hate Jesus?

darlin, i like jesus, i just think hate mongering 'christians' are full of it.

and as to the bible, it was created by the catholic church that this site decries at the council of trent.

your ignorance amuses me to no ends.

[JennyD]

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darlin, i like jesus, i just think hate mongering 'christians' are full of it.

and as to the bible, it was created by the catholic church that this site decries at the council of trent.

your ignorance amuses me to no ends.

Tell me, Hecate on Cherries, how do you know anything about Jesus without the Bible?

[Hecatoncheires]

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Tell me, Hecate on Cherries, how do you know anything about Jesus without the Bible?

the Hecatoncheires were figures in Greek mythos. Although i find it interesting that you know enough about the mythology to pick out Hecate as a figure, she was a pagan goddess.

and i know about jesus because Billy Graham came to me in a dream and cured my evil homosexuality while i was smoking Salvia Divinorum this afternoon!

naw, just kidding, but i got you excited there for a second huh?