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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #1

    Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

    Admittedly "dad" is a turkey baster, but even "Mr. Turkey Baster" on a birth certificate is better than "Lesbian #2". Disgusting!

    Lesbian mothers become first gay couple to sign up as parents

    Smiling proudly for the camera, these are the first two same-sex parents in Britain to jointly sign a birth certificate.

    Natalie Woods, 38, a gay activist, gave birth to Lily May Betty Woods in Brighton earlier this month.

    Her lesbian partner, Elizabeth Knowles, 47, is named on the certificate instead of the biological father, a registered sperm donor.

    The couple described the signing as 'quite a milestone' at Brighton Register Office.

    The 2008 Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act paved the way for birth certificates for the first time in British history to record two mothers - to the dismay of many Christian groups and campaigners for traditional family values.

    Until the law changed same sex couples could not put both of their names on a child conceived by a donor.

    Neither of the women are described as 'mother' on the certificate. [...]
    ... and there you have it -- children born of unnatural unions are orphans by default. I weep for little orphan Lily; poor wee mite, unloved and unwanted.
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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

    That's disgusting! God created Adam and Eve, not Ada and Eve.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

      Leave it to the radical queers to turn the reality God provided us with on its ear.

      What's up is what's down and what's first is last to them.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

        Poor baby, condemned to Hell as are the next 10 generations. How can the legal system allow such a thing? people are against capital punishment, but have no problems with 10 generations burning in Hell?

        Deut.23


        [2] A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Felicity
          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 4834

          #5
          Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

          @all I hope that poor child escapes from those women. It seems to me those women are going to try to prevent that poor child from getting Saved(c).
          I Jesus!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

            Maybe secularists and other gay-enablers can explain how Mrs Bulldyke:
            • Beat the girl with sufficient fury as to make them understand what life is about?
            • Be a sufficiently aggressive sexually to make this girl understand men will rape her the minute she bends over?
            • Belittle her intelligence and aspirations enough so she won't develop false expectations?
            • Carefully examine her dress and conduct for any hints of sexual openness while simultaneously condemning her a prude?

            God helps these two woman if this girl ends up a harlot, like female Prime Minster or a CEO. God help women like that, it would be better if they chose to strippers. It takes a man to raise a woman right.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              It takes a man to raise a woman right.
              Amen! It does not take a village (let alone two lezbertarians) to raise a child. It takes a Godly True Christian™ father who loves his wife and children enough to treat them as the Lord commands.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #8
                Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

                @Bobby-Joe @Pastor Isaac Peters Yes, every child deserves a True Christian(tm) father. I cannot imagine my life without my father. He has learned me all there is to know about the Bible and how I should live my life to go to Heaven. #KJV1611
                I Jesus!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22885

                  #9
                  Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

                  I am outraged! How come these two weirdos can own a child, when I, Ezekiel Bathfire, was refused permission to buy several gimp orphans From Brazil for Godly experiments that would have given insight into the Very Nature of God!?

                  And furthermore, if these weirdos are really deeply involved in rug-munching as an alternative lifestyle, why are they so keen to ape the genuine love and affection given to a child conceived in wedlock? It’s all a horrible, satanic parody of a Godly life played out by degenerates.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • coloradobrianna
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

                    you are a dick. i dont like you. and everyone else on this site are just a bunch of republican jackasses. FUCK YOU

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Brit bulldykes do away with dad!

                      Originally posted by coloradobrianna View Post
                      you are a dick. i dont like you. and everyone else on this site are just a bunch of republican jackasses. piffle YOU
                      Dear Godmocking Whore;

                      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                      YIC,

                      --Pastor Ezekiel
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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