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  • No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

    Rev Jim Osborne’s heart-felt plea to female perverts to cease their God-Mocking lifestyle is well taken (I HATE LESBIANS!http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45603) but it may be that Lezbeans are a thing of the past!

    Listen Up!

    Doctor testing drug to ‘prevent’ lesbianism, and interest in ‘male careers’



    Dr. Maria New has a new strategy for treating unborn fetuses: the use of a potentially dangerous steroid aimed at treating the effects of a rare congenital disorder that affects the adrenal gland, potentially consigning the future child to a lifetime regime of drugs.

    It also prevents "some of the symptoms of [this disorder] in girls, namely ambiguous genitalia. Because the condition causes overproduction of male hormones in the womb, girls who are affected tend to have genitals that look more male than female, though internal sex organs are normal."

    Dr. New offers pregnant women dexamethasone, a risky steroid aimed at female fetuses that may have this disorder. Many exposed to dexamethasone through this off-label use are not being enrolled in controlled clinical trials. And yes, it gets worse [Edit E Bathfire: I think the author means “better”]. As columnist Dan Savage points out, Dr. New is also exploring the use of dexmethasone's effects on future fetuses' desires to explore "male careers" or have disinterest in becoming mothers.
    If anyone can come up with a better solution to one of societies most pressing problems, I have yet to hear it.

    There’s more, but it’s technical:

    Pediatric endocrinologist Maria New, of Mount Sinai School of Medicine and Florida International University, and her long-time collaborator, psychologist Heino F. L. Meyer-Bahlburg, of Columbia University, have been tracing evidence for the influence of prenatal androgens in sexual orientation.... They specifically point to reasons to believe that it is prenatal androgens that have an impact on the development of sexual orientation. The authors write, "Most women were heterosexual, but the rates of bisexual and homosexual orientation were increased above controls . . . and correlated with the degree of prenatal androgenization.” They go on to suggest that the work might offer some insight into the influence of prenatal hormones on the development of sexual orientation in general. “That this may apply also to sexual orientation in at least a subgroup of women is suggested by the fact that earlier research has repeatedly shown that about one-third of homosexual women have (modestly) increased levels of androgens.”

    They “conclude that the findings support a sexual-differentiation perspective involving prenatal androgens on the development of sexual orientation.”
    Now I don’t pretend that I understand everything there – all them $10 words are designed to confuse - but what this drug does is to banish the modern trend of the Lezbean to indulge in rug-munching or wanting a job by the simple solution of abolishing lezbeans!

    We have prayed for a solution, and here it is.

    Nevertheless, the message is clear, if you are unfortunate enough to have a wife who is bearing a daughter rather than a son, give her some of this stuff to be on the safe side.

    You might also consider giving it to your wife even if she’s bearing a son, as it probably works against homer babies too… you can’t be too careful.
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 07-03-2010, 10:46 AM.
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    Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

    A daugther in law of mine is pregnant at the moment. I will forward this very important information to all my sons immediately! I am so happy that this lesbian craze is finally over now! Do they also have a cure for lesbians who are already born? Or is that just a matter of using a higher dosage?
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      Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

      I find it interesting that God gave the gift of finding this great revelation to a woman! No doubt she had fears just as we all do and had to put a stop to it once and for all!

      As a woman it would be finally nice to walk down the street and KNOW you are looking at a nice and straight, well put together gal without having to worry about the threat of catching The Dyke. Those lipstick lezbeans are the ones I get particularly concerned about, more than the razor-cut hair with flannel shirt and doc marten wearing mob. When I see them I walk briskly in the other direction and that is all there is too it. The lipstick ones though can appear to be normal and before you know it, you are off at some lezbo bar..... ..nevermind.

      So knowing that from now on, all lezbeans will be a thing of the past certainly puts my mind at rest.

      Oh gee Brother COM, I do hope with the preexisting Dyke it is a matter of just a higher dosage and I also hope that it is an over the counter pharmaceutical, or would people have to be diagnosed with The Dyke before they can get it perhaps?

      YIC,

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      • #4
        Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        It also prevents "some of the symptoms of [this disorder] in girls, namely ambiguous genitalia. Because the condition causes overproduction of male hormones in the womb, girls who are affected tend to have genitals that look more male than female, though internal sex organs are normal."
        Even though I believe Dr. New is doing a good and Godly service, I cannot fathom all this "ambiguous genitalia" nonsense. The LORD does not make mistakes: He does not create swaggering cooters! I suspect the owners of such unnatural genitalia have done this to themselves ... as to how, I do not know, but I do know that it is not Gods fault!
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        • #5
          Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

          I do have a slight concern about this new drug. It is, perhaps, somewhat less stressful to give a pill or something, but the old fashioned way of 'fixing' a lesbian (making them bare a soldier for Christ) is time tested, and I bet just having a baby has higher cure rate.
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • #6
            Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Do they also have a cure for lesbians who are already born? Or is that just a matter of using a higher dosage?
            I think it's a matter of time before that happens brother!

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            • #7
              Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

              Most religions actually state that homosexuality is only a sin whilst alive.
              Obviously it is never a sin. It is never wrong. It does not cause pain. Or hurt. It does not damage Gods world.
              It's a historical fact that the bible was tampered with by enemies of the religion over time. Why can't we all see that this is an exaggerated and out of date matter. It was outcast by society, not religion.
              Everyone is an individual and should be treated as this, not categorised and judged. Especially not on a physical fact, such as skin colour or indeed, on gender.
              Your God is omni benevolent and forgiving. If it was a sin, and a lesbian died, and God told her so, and she repented, she wouldn't go to hell. Concentrate on yourselves, not on others. You can not hear God, God gave us free will. Don't abuse it by hurting others. Hating and violence is worse moral sin than lesbianism, so do you risk sinning and angering your God just because of someone else's choice?

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              • #8
                Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                Most religions actually state that homosexuality is only a sin whilst alive.
                Obviously it is never a sin. It is never wrong. It does not cause pain. Or hurt. It does not damage Gods world.
                It's a historical fact that the bible was tampered with by enemies of the religion over time. Why can't we all see that this is an exaggerated and out of date matter. It was outcast by society, not religion.
                Everyone is an individual and should be treated as this, not categorised and judged. Especially not on a physical fact, such as skin colour or indeed, on gender.
                Your God is omni benevolent and forgiving. If it was a sin, and a lesbian died, and God told her so, and she repented, she wouldn't go to hell. Concentrate on yourselves, not on others. You can not hear God, God gave us free will. Don't abuse it by hurting others. Hating and violence is worse moral sin than lesbianism, so do you risk sinning and angering your God just because of someone else's choice?
                Listen up, Godmocker, lesbo Homer sex is akin to spitting in baby Jesus's eye. God has only a few things he expects from us, His finest creations. One of them is the production of Christian Soldiers. So heck yeah, being queer is flat out wrong!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Listen up, Godmocker, lesbo Homer sex is akin to spitting in baby Jesus's eye. God has only a few things he expects from us, His finest creations. One of them is the production of Christian Soldiers. So heck yeah, being queer is flat out wrong!
                  So is being a solider, when did God teach us to kill?

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                  • #10
                    Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                    Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                    So is being a solider, when did God teach us to kill?
                    Have you actually ever picked up a Bible?

                    Although this site uses the NIV, it's a simplified version that anyone should be able to read
                    What does the Bible say about war? Does the Bible condemn or condone war? Under what circumstances is it right for one nation to go to war against another nation?

                    Question: "What does the Bible say about war?"

                    Answer:
                    Many people make the mistake of reading what the Bible says in Exodus 20:13, “You shall not kill,” and then seeking to apply this command to war. However, the Hebrew word literally means “the intentional, premeditated killing of another person with malice; murder.” God often ordered the Israelites to go to war with other nations (1 Samuel 15:3; Joshua 4:13). God ordered the death penalty for numerous crimes (Exodus 21:12, 15; 22:19; Leviticus 20:11). So, God is not against killing in all circumstances, but only murder. War is never a good thing, but sometimes it is a necessary thing. In a world filled with sinful people (Romans 3:10-18), war is inevitable. Sometimes the only way to keep sinful people from doing great harm to the innocent is by going to war.

                    In the Old Testament, God ordered the Israelites to “take vengeance on the Midianites for the Israelites” (Numbers 31:2). Deuteronomy 20:16-17 declares, “However, in the cities of the nations the LORD your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy them…as the LORD your God has commanded you.” Also, 1 Samuel 15:18 says, “Go and completely destroy those wicked people, the Amalekites; make war on them until you have wiped them out.” Obviously God is not against all war. Jesus is always in perfect agreement with the Father (John 10:30), so we cannot argue that war was only God’s will in the Old Testament. God does not change (Malachi 3:6; James 1:17).

                    Jesus’ second coming will be exceedingly violent. Revelation 19:11-21 describes the ultimate war with Christ, the conquering commander who judges and makes war “with justice” (v. 11). It’s going to be bloody (v. 13) and gory. The birds will eat the flesh of all those who oppose Him (v. 17-18). He has no compassion upon His enemies, whom He will conquer completely and consign to a “fiery lake of burning sulfur” (v. 20).

                    It is an error to say that God never supports a war. Jesus is not a pacifist. In a world filled with evil people, sometimes war is necessary to prevent even greater evil. If Hitler had not been defeated by World War II, how many more millions would have been killed? If the American Civil War had not been fought, how much longer would African-Americans have had to suffer as slaves?

                    War is a terrible thing. Some wars are more “just” than others, but war is always the result of sin (Romans 3:10-18). At the same time, Ecclesiastes 3:8 declares, “There is…a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for peace.” In a world filled with sin, hatred, and evil (Romans 3:10-18), war is inevitable. Christians should not desire war, but neither are Christians to oppose the government God has placed in authority over them (Romans 13:1-4; 1 Peter 2:17). The most important thing we can be doing in a time of war is to be praying for godly wisdom for our leaders, praying for the safety of our military, praying for quick resolution to conflicts, and praying for a minimum of casualties among civilians on both sides (Philippians 4:6-7).
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                    • #11
                      Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      Have you actually ever picked up a Bible?

                      Although this site uses the NIV, it's a simplified version that anyone should be able to read
                      http://www.gotquestions.org/war-Bible.html
                      I'm pagan. I don't have a holy text, I worship the world, NOT the word.

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                      • #12
                        Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                        Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                        I'm pagan. I don't have a holy text, I worship the world, NOT the word.
                        Enjoy hell, witch.

                        Exodus 22:18
                        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Enjoy hell, witch.
                          Please, don't hate me. I do not hate you. I accept you for your views despite disagreeing with them.
                          I'm not a wiccan, I don't believe in magic.
                          I simply respect and care for the world around me, tell me, pastor, is it a sin? Is it a sin to help others? Is it a sin to provide protection to those society ridicules? Is it a sin to protect the souls of harmless animals? Is it a sin to prevent animal testing, to not eat or kill any of gods creatures, to never pray for ones self, merely for others?

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                          • #14
                            Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                            Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                            Please, don't hate me. I do not hate you. I accept you for your views despite disagreeing with them.
                            You do not, you've done nothing but told us how wrong we are since you got here. How is coming onto our board and telling us how wrong we are "respecting" us?

                            I'm not a wiccan, I don't believe in magic.
                            I simply respect and care for the world around me, tell me, pastor, is it a sin? Is it a sin to help others? Is it a sin to provide protection to those society ridicules? Is it a sin to protect the souls of harmless animals? Is it a sin to prevent animal testing, to not eat or kill any of gods creatures, to never pray for ones self, merely for others?
                            Yes it's a sin.

                            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me

                            John 8:12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

                            Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                            Drama queen

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                              Re: No More Lesbians – Ever! Praise!

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              Rev Jim Osborne’s heart-felt plea to female perverts to cease their God-Mocking lifestyle is well taken (I HATE LESBIANS!http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45603) but it may be that Lezbeans are a thing of the past!


                              Doctor testing drug to ‘prevent’ lesbianism, and interest in ‘male careers’




                              Nevertheless, the message is clear, if you are unfortunate enough to have a wife who is bearing a daughter rather than a son, give her some of this stuff to be on the safe side.

                              You might also consider giving it to your wife even if she’s bearing a son, as it probably works against homer babies too… you can’t be too careful.
                              My question would be the effect this might have on the male fetus if this medicine were to give the child too many male hormones. Will the boy pop out with a huge tallywacker and in desperate need of a shave?
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                              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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