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  • #226
    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

    Originally posted by counter345 View Post
    And therefore believe every single word? Even where it was said that the Earth is flat?...
    As Mr. Hayve implied, maybe you should lurk moar.

    ...That's the whole POINT of religion; to find your own morals and find your own happiness by basing it off of a religion, but not literally.
    Wear a cross, a turban, or a yarmulke, but pull the rest from your ass, and then get upset when others don't believe exactly the same shit as you? Great plan.

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    • #227
      Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

      Originally posted by counter345 View Post
      And therefore believe every single word? Even where it was said that the Earth is flat?
      "Every single word" means, interestingly enough, "Every. Single. Word."


      Originally posted by counter345 View Post
      If homosexuality is not 'natural' then why do animals commonly show homosexual acts?
      Animals walk around naked, have sex without any modesty, and lick their own genitalia. Do you do all this too, because it's "natural"?

      Originally posted by counter345 View Post
      That's the whole POINT of religion; to find your own morals and find your own happiness by basing it off of a religion, but not literally.
      Dear, you are sadly missing the point of the Christian faith. It is to know why to fear God and how to keep His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13)
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #228
        Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

        I was skipping through the last few posts and I'm sure I saw some idiot who thinks the word is not flat. Next he'll say it is whizzing round the sun.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #229
          Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Animals walk around naked, have sex without any modesty, and lick their own genitalia. Do you do all this too, because it's "natural"?
          Perhaps atheists also eat our own children:
          Try to be present when she gives birth, but if you cannot be, place lots of plants and hiding spots for the fry, else mom will eat them. When she has given birth, place her in her original tank, leaving the fry in their own tank.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • #230
            Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Animals walk around naked, have sex without any modesty, and lick their own genitalia. Do you do all this too, because it's "natural"?
            I do none of those things because they are UNnatural. The heathen knows no such restraint. Communists believe in "free love" but we know there is a price to pay.

            Even as I type, there are politicians espousing "marriage" between man + pig, several men + antelope, woman + dingo, their list is never ending & the end result is sure:
            torture forever and who but the devil would create such appetites?
            PHILIPPIANS 3
            20             For our conuersation is in heauen, from whence also we looke for the Sauiour, the Lord Iesus Christ:
            21 Who shall change our vile bodie, that it may bee fashioned like vnto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able euen to subdue all things vnto himselfe.
            ©1611

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            • #231
              Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              I was skipping through the last few posts and I'm sure I saw some idiot who thinks the word is not flat. Next he'll say it is whizzing round the sun.
              The world isn't flat, Redeemed Rapist, it circles around the sun.

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              • #232
                Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                Originally posted by Scandic View Post
                The world isn't flat, Redeemed Rapist, it circles around the sun.
                Someone who needs to spend some time taking in the wisdom of ourCreation Science section, it seems.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #233
                  Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                  Originally posted by Scandic View Post
                  The world isn't flat, Redeemed Rapist, it circles around the sun.
                  Instead of derailing YET ANOTHER THREAD, why not take your thoughts on the subject here: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427 ?

                  Remember to read read the WHOLE thing, because we don't want to waste people's time rehashing points that have already been refuted. That would be rude.

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                  • #234
                    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                    I love it! Thank you so much for this. It's a pity that we are the only people who truly understand and accept this. I think that every stupid homosexual should read this and have their eyes opened to the TRUTH.
                    Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
                    John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

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                    • #235
                      Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                      i was plannin on laying down some sick truths up in this piece
                      but then the smilies made me laugh
                      like really hard
                      man look at them they got terrorists
                      oh cool they have a sarcasm one

                      ballin
                      as for gays why dont we all just get in on the homo love
                      i mean
                      for rizzles take a moment to kick back and just
                      realize that now theres more chicks for the rest of us
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • #236
                        Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                        oh man oh man
                        dude wait hold on they dont let you change your title
                        laaaaaaaaaame
                        im unsaved trash
                        ur fat nasty trash man that shit aint nice
                        wow judgin' a guy before he even gets a chance to lay down some real knowlege
                        real accepting man
                        totally bombin this intro, yo
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #237
                          Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                          Originally posted by striderschoicerump View Post
                          ...real accepting man...
                          Oh, joy, another one who's only heard the lies, like "Christians should love and accept everyone no matter their thoughts, beliefs, or lifestyle".

                          So when are you going to and find out just how wrong you are?

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                          • #238
                            Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                            oh hell no
                            holy shit you guys
                            i just read the "latest" pages
                            dude guys no that
                            thats not how
                            holy balls man how does that even work
                            the earth is round dude no
                            dudes no stop
                            the earth is fucking round
                            it's round like

                            like how do you not know that
                            like seriously havent you used google maps
                            or what are you just
                            totally beside yourselves in disbeliefs
                            because we figured this shit out like
                            what 300 years ago or some shit
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #239
                              Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                              Originally posted by striderschoicerump View Post
                              oh hell no
                              holy shit you guys
                              i just read the "latest" pages
                              dude guys no that
                              thats not how
                              holy balls man how does that even work
                              the earth is round dude no
                              dudes no stop
                              the earth is piffleing round
                              it's round like

                              like how do you not know that
                              like seriously havent you used google maps
                              or what are you just
                              totally beside yourselves in disbeliefs
                              because we figured this shit out like
                              what 300 years ago or some shit
                              Your attempts at poetry fail. There is no meter of rhythm at all.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #240
                                Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

                                Originally posted by striderschoicerump View Post
                                ...because we figured this shit out like
                                what 2300 years ago or some shit
                                FTFY.

                                "The concept of a spherical Earth dates back to ancient Greek philosophy from around the 6th century BC,[1] but remained a matter of philosophical speculation until the 3rd century BC when Hellenistic astronomy established the spherical shape of the earth as a physical given..."

                                from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth
                                So, how's the Bible reading going?

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