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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #16
    Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
    I'm a virgin Daisy Mae, I'm not a whore.
    You're protesting a bit too much, you young strumpet.

    Why not stop squaring up to your betters and get praising Jesus properly!
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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    • Humongous
      Ms. Sham Wow 2011
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2011
      • 263

      #17
      Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

      well, is a penguins maybe a good bird what you could eat for Christmas dinner? I aint sure ifn the butchers down at the piggly wiggly might have any in stock, but ifn they do, how do I know ifn it's a gay penguin or not? I imagine homosinuality is especially virulent, and eatin a homer penguin would be a high risk situation?

      YiC,
      Lori H.
      Genesis 1:24
      And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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      • Alphonse Alban
        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
         
        • Feb 2011
        • 5724

        #18
        Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

        Originally posted by Humongous View Post
        I imagine homosinuality is especially virulent, and eatin a homer penguin would be a high risk situation?

        YiC,
        Lori H.
        I guess you can get AIDS from eating a homo penguin, and as I have no idea how you can tell from dead penguin if it was gay or not, I would leave penguin eating for eskimos. Maybe eskimos have developed digestion system that can handle eating gay penguins, or maybe they all just have AIDS to begin with. Who knows.

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        • Henry Poppendorfer
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • May 2011
          • 131

          #19
          Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

          Once again, Godless heathen animals attempt to pervert the same nature which they are supposed to define! And yet not once have I ever heard of my local zoo having an ex-gay animal program. Just goes to show you how good the sodomites are getting at intimidating the frightened American public into going along with their wicked schemes. It isn't enough that they want to adopt, but now they want to be penguins, too. Last I checked, hating God wasn't supposed to be a full-time job, but I guess I was wrong!
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          • Mistress Cookie
            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 6790

            #20
            Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

            Originally posted by Henry Poppendorfer View Post
            ...not once have I ever heard of my local zoo having an ex-gay animal program.
            Praise!

            In Godless China, the commies are indulging their abberant penguins by allowing them to marry ! ! !

            Gay penguin pair tie the knot

            A PAIR of GAY penguins are so loved-up they have been given a WEDDING service.

            The besotted male birds, Adam and Steve, turned out to be such a great parenting pair their keepers thought they deserved a reward and let them marry.

            They were once given the cold shoulder at the wildlife park in China for stealing heterosexual couples' eggs to nest as their own. But after being allowed to try out with eggs rejected by their mothers, the couple have become the zoo's best penguin parents.

            Now keepers at Polarland Zoo in Harbin, north east China, have rewarded their devotion with a wedding day.

            One wore a tie and the other was dressed in a red blouse – a traditional Chinese bridal colour – as they stepped into their icy wedding room to the music of the Wedding March.

            Keepers then served them their favourite dish for the occasion – spring fish.

            "They have been a good couple and deserved their reward," said one keeper.
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            • Little Donkey
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 498

              #21
              Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

              Liberals are always saying that homos are "born that way". That's ridiculous. I've spent many hours on the internet researching gay animal sex and sex with animals. According to liberals, animals are not considered capable of giving consent whereas people are considered able to decide for themselves.

              What a joke! On the one hand, Obama has now given homosexuals the green light to have disgusting and degrading sex with all of our military personnel. On the other hand, watching animals to do the same disgusting acts to eachother is just fine. And on the 2nd other hand, what we need in this country is to stop ALL disgusting perverts, people and animals alike, from doing any of these things. Any other path is socialism by the back door. God bless America!

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              • Princess001
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2011
                • 131

                #22
                Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
                Liberals are always saying that homos are "born that way". That's ridiculous. I've spent many hours on the internet researching gay animal sex and sex with animals. According to liberals, animals are not considered capable of giving consent whereas people are considered able to decide for themselves.

                What a joke! On the one hand, Obama has now given homosexuals the green light to have disgusting and degrading sex with all of our military personnel. On the other hand, watching animals to do the same disgusting acts to eachother is just fine. And on the 2nd other hand, what we need in this country is to stop ALL disgusting perverts, people and animals alike, from doing any of these things. Any other path is socialism by the back door. God bless America!
                So right! Saying they are "Born that way" is beyond ridiculous, is a lezbean whore born with her head between a harlots legs? Nope I think she puts it there herself

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                • Father Maurice Lester
                  Ring-kissing Papist dog
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3366

                  #23
                  Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                  ...Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.
                  Pot, kettle, black.



                  Bless you, my tempestuous town mattress,
                  Father Mo





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                  A Cardinal in the making.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #24
                    Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                    Pot, kettle, black.



                    Bless you, my tempestuous town mattress,
                    Father Mo





                    .
                    Excuse me, "padre," but that is my fiance you are talking about!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #25
                      Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                      Pot, kettle, black.



                      Bless you, my tempestuous town mattress,
                      Father Mo





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                      Been at the communion wine and magic wafers again, "father?"
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • devotedaussie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 4

                        #26
                        Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                        My wife asked me to wear woman's clothing to our marital bed recently, i accused her of lesbian behavior, rang my priest straight away, believe me police do nothing in these matters anymore, and she has been in counseling ever since. I think she is almost cured, due to my great priest and my prayers. I was most tempted into homosexual activity but the church saved me, this is what these penguins need church and prayer.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #27
                          Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                          Originally posted by devotedaussie View Post
                          My wife asked me to wear woman's clothing to our marital bed recently, i accused her of lesbian behavior, rang my priest straight away, believe me police do nothing in these matters anymore, and she has been in counseling ever since. I think she is almost cured, due to my great priest and my prayers. I was most tempted into homosexual activity but the church saved me, this is what these penguins need church and prayer.
                          A priest cured someone of faggotry?



                          Yours in Christ (NOT MARY!!!),

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #28
                            Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                            Originally posted by devotedaussie View Post
                            My wife asked me to wear woman's clothing to our marital bed recently, i accused her of lesbian behavior, rang my priest straight away, believe me police do nothing in these matters anymore, and she has been in counseling ever since. I think she is almost cured, due to my great priest and my prayers. I was most tempted into homosexual activity but the church saved me, this is what these penguins need church and prayer.
                            These abos don't know what they're talking about half the time anyway.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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