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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #1

    Being gay is NOT a gift from God

    See liberal faggot false Christians and atheists whine as Pastors spell out the simple truth.



    I can say from the very depths of my heart that I have never once been persuaded that being gay is and ever could be considered to be a gift from God. The very idea is absurd.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    The truth about volcanos
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    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
  • Pen Eses Eater
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2012
    • 33

    #2
    Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

    No being gay is not a gift from god. Unless it feel better to poop if you are a gay man, but I haven't heard that claim.

    I have heard this before. In ancient Greece. they though gayness was a gift and it just created an environment were people were pretending to be gay to get attention. and besides. how is being straight not a gift form god? After all you will get beat up and made fun of a lot less; I am sure.

    Ah well, what will they say again next.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      I can say from the very depths of my heart that I have never once been persuaded that being gay is and ever could be considered to be a gift from God. The very idea is absurd.
      Well Brother Redeemed Papist, I can assure you, being attracted to a man is a lovely gift for a woman. Why any man wants to pretend to be a woman is beyond me.

      Oh it starts innocently enough. A little make up on Halloween maybe. Eye liner just this once.



      Well, maybe for special occasions.



      But eventually he finds himself getting more bold with his choices.



      He learns to find others who won't beat him up for wearing women's shoes in public.



      It doesn't take long for him to start wearing his wife's lingerie.



      And this is somehow a gift from God?

      As if.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #4
        Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

        A "gift" that includes the extinguishment of your bloodline and a 1-in-5 chance of catching AIDS?

        And I thought my Aunt Edna's sweaters were bad!
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

          If anything its a REALLY weird gift. Please don't order me this gift.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • hellfire Republican
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2012
            • 48

            #6
            Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

            That is not what I want to see on Christmas!

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            • Yurik Baltabek
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2012
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
              A "gift" that includes the extinguishment of your bloodline and a 1-in-5 chance of catching AIDS?

              And I thought my Aunt Edna's sweaters were bad!
              I am greatly thinking you are underestimate number. Do not all the queers have the AIDS? The man juice and the butt cheese is grounds for the breeding of the AIDS yes? It automatic.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                Originally posted by Yurik Baltabek View Post
                I am greatly thinking you are underestimate number. Do not all the queers have the AIDS? The man juice and the butt cheese is grounds for the breeding of the AIDS yes? It automatic.

                The only people who have the AIDS are those whom Jesus wants to have it. You see when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Shout Glory!

                Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

                14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

                14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

                14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

                14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • bornagain1
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 4

                  #9
                  Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                  God will poo and gays like they poo on each other.

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                  • I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 9

                    #10
                    Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                    Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                      Originally posted by I'm Retarded.Drool on Me View Post
                      Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
                      Learn to spell atheist before claiming to be one, k? And don't capitalize it.

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #12
                        Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                        Originally posted by I'm Athiest.Bite Me View Post
                        WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
                        We care. We care about their souls. If they do not stop being gaysexuals, they will end up in hell. God hates gays, but they still have hope. Their souls can still be saved if they repent, accept Jesus as their personal Saviour and become Christians.

                        It's just impossible to be a gaysexual and Christian, so it's one or the other. As we know that being gaysexual is just a deathstyle choice, it really is down to any sodomite if they in the end choose heaven or hell. We can just guide them to right direction. We are Christians, we care. Unlike some black-hearted atheists.

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                        • I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                          Yes, I understand I spelled Atheist incorrectly. I would not have been allowed by this site to use it as my username if I did spell it correctly.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22370

                            #14
                            Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                            Originally posted by I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows View Post
                            Yes, I understand I spelled Atheist incorrectly. I would not have been allowed by this site to use it as my username if I did spell it correctly.
                            You really need to stop blaming others for your own mistakes. This site is just a piece of software, not a living being with an opinion on how things should be written. So only you are to blame for everything what is wrong with America, no one else!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Virginia Day Templeton
                              Christ's Battle Axe
                               
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 2827

                              #15
                              Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                              Originally posted by I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows View Post
                              Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life?
                              It certainly affected the life of Mary Stachowicz.
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