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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #361
    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I just found out a guy down a the meat packing plant is gay. I don't know which one.
    Can't you get them to just fire all the men? That would be the safest way to proceed.

    I recall down at the Freehold KJV Bible Bonanza Bookstore a couple of years ago, Bud Collins the owner called me and said that one of his staff was a suspected bisexural, based on some graffiti he'd seen in a men's toilet out on the interstate, only he didn't know which employee it was. I advised him to just can the lot of them, which he did. 32 men got their pink slips that day, including Bud's own brother who'd worked there for over 20 years.

    Better safe than sorry I always say.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324
        #362
        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Can't you get them to just fire all the men? That would be the safest way to proceed.

        I recall down at the Freehold KJV Bible Bonanza Bookstore a couple of years ago, Bud Collins the owner called me and said that one of his staff was a suspected bisexural, based on some graffiti he'd seen in a men's toilet out on the interstate, only he didn't know which employee it was. I advised him to just can the lot of them, which he did. 32 men got their pink slips that day, including Bud's own brother who'd worked there for over 20 years.

        Better safe than sorry I always say.
        That's the way I'd do it too. But they said it wasn't possible.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Bigdaddy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2010
            • 47
            #363
            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

            theres a gay dude in my journalism class.. should i beat him with a tire iron

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324
                #364
                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                Originally posted by Bigdaddy View Post
                theres a gay dude in my journalism class.. should i beat him with a tire iron
                No, that's against secular law. Also there are no tire irons in the Bible.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Bigdaddy
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 47
                    #365
                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    No, that's against secular law. Also there are no tire irons in the Bible.
                    so what should i do

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324
                        #366
                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                        Give him a Chick Tract!
                        Chick.com: Doom Town
                        http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp
                        Story of Sodom. Delivers a compassionate plea to repent of homosexuality.








                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • Bigdaddy
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 47
                            #367
                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                            really? im sure THAT will work..

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                              • eliot mayfield
                                God Squad
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9324
                                #368
                                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                It will if you have enough faith. Do you have enough faith? Do you want to save him? Are you saved?
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                  • Bigdaddy
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Apr 2010
                                    • 47
                                    #369
                                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                    It will if you have enough faith. Do you have enough faith? Do you want to save him? Are you saved?
                                    why dont you ask yourself those questions before qeustioning me?

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                                      • eliot mayfield
                                        God Squad
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 9324
                                        #370
                                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                        Originally posted by Bigdaddy View Post
                                        why dont you ask yourself those questions before qeustioning me?
                                        I know the answers. You're the one talking about tire irons, not me. I'm saved. I have faith enough to save others, that's why I'm here on these boards. Do you need saving brother?

                                        I feel strife and hate and fear in your voice. Have you opened your heart to Jesus?
                                        Matthew:
                                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                          • Bigdaddy
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 47
                                            #371
                                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                            I know the answers. You're the one talking about tire irons, not me. I'm saved. I have faith enough to save others, that's why I'm here on these boards. Do you need saving brother?

                                            I feel strife and hate and fear in your voice. Have you opened your heart to Jesus?
                                            Do you even read the bible? a saved man would not talk the way you do

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                                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                                 
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 22879
                                                #372
                                                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                                You are avoiding Brother Mayfield's question, boy. Summon up your courage and accept Jesus - only good can come of it.
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                                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                  • Bigdaddy
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Apr 2010
                                                    • 47
                                                    #373
                                                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                    You are avoiding Brother Mayfield's question, boy. Summon up your courage and accept Jesus - only good can come of it.
                                                    yes to all of his questions? now its time for both of you to answer mines.. do you read the bible? are you really true christians? or is this website a hoax

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                                                      • eliot mayfield
                                                        God Squad
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 9324
                                                        #374
                                                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                                        We are experts on the Bible. We follow it 100%. If you are saved and you have faith, why don't you think you can save your gay classmate?
                                                        Matthew:
                                                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                          • Bigdaddy
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                            • 47
                                                            #375
                                                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                            We are experts on the Bible. We follow it 100%. If you are saved and you have faith, why don't you think you can save your gay classmate?
                                                            i said i CAN save him

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