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With the growing trend of embracing Homosexualism, many so-called "liberal Christians" are transforming their own churches and Gay-Marrying their own congregants. This means the Body of Christ is getting smaller and smaller. Some churches are feeling a bit panicked at the idea of becoming irrelevant in today's society, and so are selling their souls to the devil in order to maintain church attendance. There is no doubt Landover Baptist Church is God's favorite - we actually trust Him to say what He means, and mean what He says.
Because liberal so-called Christians don't really trust the LORD, they eagerly embrace whatever trend they think will keep them popular with society. Ignoring the Word of God, they instead look to whatever excuse they can find to rationalize their growing addiction to sin. The LORD is laughing at their impending doom (Psalm 37:13), as the Gay Agenda's influences on morality are being exposed again and again. Of course you won't see this in Nature or Scientific American, but the light still shines in the darkness, and the darkness has never put it out (John 1:5). If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach him evolution, homosexuality, psychology and witchcraft. We here at Landover Baptist Church love our children. We will teach them not only how to obey Jesus, but the danger that comes when society refuses to obey Jesus.
Here are a list of things the Gay Community won't tell their local churches. I pray that guests of our church forum reading this list will confront their pastors and demand a return to Biblical Principles in the Christian Community.
1. Pornography
Viewing pornographic material is not only OK, it's encouraged. There is no age limit for viewing, and older Gays will often take younger teens and kids under their wings as friends and mentors in order to desensitize them from the pornography. When a Gay or Lesbian effectively get a new recruit, there is great celebration throughout the community.
2. Marriage Is Frowned Upon
If a Gay or Lesbian feels they really want to get Gay-Married, the community will insist they live together for many years to "play house" first. They will tell the new couple the reason is to figure out who will be the "man" and who will be the "woman" in the relationship, but in reality, they hate marriage because it was ordained by God (Genesis 2:24).
3. Random Sex With Strangers Is Good
It's no secret Homosexuals prefer Random Acts Of Sex with passersby as they roam the dark, city alleys and theater hallways. Sticking random objects into a strangers bum and in turn having strangers stick random objects into their bums is preferable to relationships because relationships require emotional and social skills homosexuals lack.
4. Gay Adoption
If one member of a couple starts to feel guilty for being a homo, they are encouraged to Gay Adopt a child. This serves to distract them by keeping them busy, as well as reinforce their choices by focusing on all the things they think are good about the Gay Lifestyle as they raise their Gay Adopted child. Basically, while they're talking their Gay Adopted child into becoming Gay, they convince themselves to maintain the Gay Lifestyle.
5. "Cheating" Is Love
This is actually a bit of a misnomer, as Homos don't actually love their sexual partners, but some do pretend really well. For those who can pretend, they are encouraged to invite strangers into their Gay Couple Unit. This not only provide new Gay Toys to play with, but also helps recruit new Homos.
6. Group Sex Is Encouraged
Gays and Lesbians will pretend the members of their Sex Group are all in a "relationship." Adopting the Mormon excuse for group sex, the goal is to present themselves to a tolerant society as one man with multiple Gay-Wives.
7. Obsession With Abortion
Abortion is something Gays and Lesbians fight to keep in society. They hate babies because they hate innocence. These things remind them of their own traumatic childhood in which their Gay Uncle or priest molested them and turned them Gay. Lesbians will pretend to be normal for the purpose of ensnaring a normal man to impregnate her. She then marches to the Abortion Clinic to get an abortion in order to offend Jesus as much as she possibly can. She then goes back home to her Lesbian "husband" and they offend the LORD more by filling out Gay Adoption papers.
Don't take my word for it, folks. The science speaks for itself.
Because liberal so-called Christians don't really trust the LORD, they eagerly embrace whatever trend they think will keep them popular with society. Ignoring the Word of God, they instead look to whatever excuse they can find to rationalize their growing addiction to sin. The LORD is laughing at their impending doom (Psalm 37:13), as the Gay Agenda's influences on morality are being exposed again and again. Of course you won't see this in Nature or Scientific American, but the light still shines in the darkness, and the darkness has never put it out (John 1:5). If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach him evolution, homosexuality, psychology and witchcraft. We here at Landover Baptist Church love our children. We will teach them not only how to obey Jesus, but the danger that comes when society refuses to obey Jesus.
Here are a list of things the Gay Community won't tell their local churches. I pray that guests of our church forum reading this list will confront their pastors and demand a return to Biblical Principles in the Christian Community.
1. Pornography
Viewing pornographic material is not only OK, it's encouraged. There is no age limit for viewing, and older Gays will often take younger teens and kids under their wings as friends and mentors in order to desensitize them from the pornography. When a Gay or Lesbian effectively get a new recruit, there is great celebration throughout the community.
2. Marriage Is Frowned Upon
If a Gay or Lesbian feels they really want to get Gay-Married, the community will insist they live together for many years to "play house" first. They will tell the new couple the reason is to figure out who will be the "man" and who will be the "woman" in the relationship, but in reality, they hate marriage because it was ordained by God (Genesis 2:24).
3. Random Sex With Strangers Is Good
It's no secret Homosexuals prefer Random Acts Of Sex with passersby as they roam the dark, city alleys and theater hallways. Sticking random objects into a strangers bum and in turn having strangers stick random objects into their bums is preferable to relationships because relationships require emotional and social skills homosexuals lack.
4. Gay Adoption
If one member of a couple starts to feel guilty for being a homo, they are encouraged to Gay Adopt a child. This serves to distract them by keeping them busy, as well as reinforce their choices by focusing on all the things they think are good about the Gay Lifestyle as they raise their Gay Adopted child. Basically, while they're talking their Gay Adopted child into becoming Gay, they convince themselves to maintain the Gay Lifestyle.
5. "Cheating" Is Love
This is actually a bit of a misnomer, as Homos don't actually love their sexual partners, but some do pretend really well. For those who can pretend, they are encouraged to invite strangers into their Gay Couple Unit. This not only provide new Gay Toys to play with, but also helps recruit new Homos.
6. Group Sex Is Encouraged
Gays and Lesbians will pretend the members of their Sex Group are all in a "relationship." Adopting the Mormon excuse for group sex, the goal is to present themselves to a tolerant society as one man with multiple Gay-Wives.
7. Obsession With Abortion
Abortion is something Gays and Lesbians fight to keep in society. They hate babies because they hate innocence. These things remind them of their own traumatic childhood in which their Gay Uncle or priest molested them and turned them Gay. Lesbians will pretend to be normal for the purpose of ensnaring a normal man to impregnate her. She then marches to the Abortion Clinic to get an abortion in order to offend Jesus as much as she possibly can. She then goes back home to her Lesbian "husband" and they offend the LORD more by filling out Gay Adoption papers.
Don't take my word for it, folks. The science speaks for itself.
I myself a victim of the Gays attempting to permanently corrupt me can speak firsthand of the horrors of this 'community'. I will be sure to inform my local Pastor of this filth.
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