Why your forum is full of retards like me

[I<3christ]

First off I am a catholic but I have too say I've spent a lot of time on your satans entertainment forum and it's full of idiots
First the tf2 one ya the soldier does say all that stuff but they say I love his doctor as a way of saying thank you as in he appreciates the medic and the get behind me is saying to the medic as he heals someone to get behind them as they can eat the bullets so to speak and yes the pyro could be seen as gay but that was proven to be a mental disorder
Second the doctor who stuff the doctor is not a rapid tall he try's to do is travel around saving lives and the whole female companions is just to make the show less bland even once two of his companions (1 male 1 female) were married so there's that and the whole coming back from the dead part is because his alien race has the ability to heal themselves when they near death not when they die so Jesus is still the only one to come back from the dead


Thank you for your Time and I'm not saying anything about god Jesus or Mary also if you don't instantly take this down do Christians fully believe in the stories as again I'm catholic and we believe in the essence of the stories

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards

Well that's nice. Say, why don't you tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Basilissa]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards

First off I am a catholic but I have too say I've spent a lot of time on your satans entertainment forum and it's full of idiots
First the tf2 one ya the soldier does say all that stuff but they say I love his doctor as a way of saying thank you as in he appreciates the medic and the get behind me is saying to the medic as he heals someone to get behind them as they can eat the bullets so to speak and yes the pyro could be seen as gay but that was proven to be a mental disorder
Second the doctor who stuff the doctor is not a rapid tall he try's to do is travel around saving lives and the whole female companions is just to make the show less bland even once two of his companions (1 male 1 female) were married so there's that and the whole coming back from the dead part is because his alien race has the ability to heal themselves when they near death not when they die so Jesus is still the only one to come back from the dead


Thank you for your Time and I'm not saying anything about god Jesus or Mary also if you don't instantly take this down do Christians fully believe in the stories as again I'm catholic and we believe in the essence of the stories

Hi. I tried to read your wall of text, but the lack of punctuation specifically, as well as a general lack of adhesion to grammatical and orthographical rules makes it really hard to read.

To answer the question asked in the title, I have no idea. Why were you attracted to make an account? (The response to my question will be the answer to your question.)

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards

...I'm catholic and we believe in the essence of the stories

As if that will be enough to keep you out of Hell (according to the Bible, at least).

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

Yup, absolute, complete obedience to every last requirement in the Bible (over 600 of them, exact count depends on source) is the bar you must clear, or you're just wasting your time.

Oh, and that requires knowing every last one of them, too. So get reading!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards

Hello, dear girl!

I must say I like your username, I am < three Christ... I.e., I am less than Christ by a magnitude of three (10^3=1000 I surmise). Of course you are, we all are. He is magnificent and He is awesome and Great!



2 Corinthians 4:5
For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards

Hi. I tried to read your wall of text, but the lack of punctuation specifically, as well as a general lack of adhesion to grammatical and orthographical rules makes it really hard to read.

I'm finding this one a bit of a problem too, Sister Basilissa. I mean, to start with we have 2 "Firsts":

First off I am a catholic .... (I didn't read any further on that line)
First the tf2 one ya.....(again I stopped reading, because already it made no sense)

Shouldn't the second First be a Second?

Moving on (and perhaps this Second should be a Third):

Second the doctor who stuff the doctor is not a rapid tall

What language is this? I assume stuff is a typo for stuffs, but still it makes no sense. What is a rapid tall?

By this time I was sobbing with frustration at what I thought was my own stupidity, and my husband had to bring me to my senses with a (fairly gentle) slap to the face and remind me of 2 Timothy 3:12. He has instructed me not to read the rest of the post, so I cannot comment further.

I would pray for this person if I knew what its name was. But I don't, and so I shall offer my prayers to another, more deserving cause.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards like me

I'm catholic and we believe in the essence of the stories

You're not the first person whom we've encountered who has claimed to believe in the "essence of the stories." Once, while witnessing to someone who made that claim, I asked him for a functional definition of "essence" and asked him what distinguished the "essence" from the parts that he liked. He never could give me an answer; can you?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards like me

What's all this nonsense about TF2? Did you really just devote dozens of words to defending a video game most people have never heard of and don't care about?

Christ is knocking on your door with a nail-pierced hand, and all you can do is talk about video games?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards like me

Young lady, if you were my daughter, you would promptly receive a solid spanking! You are disrespecting your elders by not answering the questions (1 Timothy 5:5 "Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elders.") and you should be punished ("He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." Proverbs 13:24). Thus, I would be obligated to spank you, not because I hate you, but because I want to help you get to Christ, which, you capitalized in your username, sending me to tears. Don't talk rubbish, we don't have time for it on these forums. We only can afford to praise God with all we do, all the time.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards like me

Welcome friend! I'd love to hear about your walk down the depraved alleys of life with Jesus and How He Saved(r) you from immaculate conception.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards like me

Thank you for your Time and I'm not saying anything about god Jesus or Mary also if you don't instantly take this down do Christians fully believe in the stories as again I'm catholic and we believe in the essence of the stories

What does "essence of the stories" even men friend? You talk like the account of Jesus in The Bible is the product of some collective 1st century fan fan fiction and now the mutually supporting historical documents they are.

Do you think Luke was joking when he wrote this?

1:1 Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us,
1:2 Even as they delivered them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the word;
1:3 It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus,

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards

Say, why don't you tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Sadly he's a papist, so he goes to Satan's Temple, blows his nose in a REAL Bible, and constantly ignores Jesus knocking on his heart.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Why your forum is full of retards like me

First off I am a catholic but I have too say I've spent a lot of time on your satans entertainment forum and it's full of idiots
First the tf2 one ya the soldier does say all that stuff but they say I love his doctor as a way of saying thank you as in he appreciates the medic and the get behind me is saying to the medic as he heals someone to get behind them as they can eat the bullets so to speak and yes the pyro could be seen as gay but that was proven to be a mental disorder
Second the doctor who stuff the doctor is not a rapid tall he try's to do is travel around saving lives and the whole female companions is just to make the show less bland even once two of his companions (1 male 1 female) were married so there's that and the whole coming back from the dead part is because his alien race has the ability to heal themselves when they near death not when they die so Jesus is still the only one to come back from the dead


Thank you for your Time and I'm not saying anything about god Jesus or Mary also if you don't instantly take this down do Christians fully believe in the stories as again I'm catholic and we believe in the essence of the stories

I have read this four times. I have concluded that this woman meant to post it in some forum for 8-year old game addicts and mistakenly posted it here.

If that's not the case, someone needs to make her take those drugs she refuses to take or there's could quite possibly be violence.