Introduction

[Godless Italian]

I am an Italian. I was, until 3 days ago, an atheist. But I want to change. I want to repent, and start my way to become a :true:.
I still am looking for the Holy Bible.

So here I am

[Godless Italian]

Re: Introduction

sorry but i don't know how to write the normal version of :true_fancy:

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introduction

Where did you go? For someone who wanted to be a you sure did run away fast.

Come back!

Tell us how you found Jesus!

You can find the Holy Bible online, or go to your nearest Baptist church and ask for one.

[Godless Italian]

Re: Introduction

I actually have to find Jesus still, for myself being such a sinful person from the very first day
I found the same site you said just two hours ago, and I started reading the Word of God

[Basilissa]

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I actually have to find Jesus still, for myself being such a sinful person from the very first day
I found the same site you said just two hours ago, and I started reading the Word of God

Good for you, dear. There might be hope for you yet. A cautious to God's favorite website!

[BaptistBethany]

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I actually have to find Jesus still, for myself being such a sinful person from the very first day
I found the same site you said just two hours ago, and I started reading the Word of God

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome!!!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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So, your parents are not catlicks?

[Godless Italian]

Re: Introduction

No. I am ashamed to say you that they are atheist.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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No. I am ashamed to say you that they are atheist.

Well Praise Jesus for plucking you right out of the arms of Satan himself!

You might start HERE, and read the Holy Bible along with us HERE. Feel free to share any questions or comments you have on any one of our thousands of Divinely Inspired thread topics. While this is the only forum you can start a thread in, you can participate in any. You can search for specific topics HERE.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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No. I am ashamed to say you that they are atheist.

Praise.

You did not have to work as an altar boy.

So, you're parents are one of those italian commies? We just know that there are only commies and catlicks in Italy.

[Morton Weinstein]

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Welcome, Roman!

It is good that you found this place before Christ came back to earth to send all Catholics and unrepentant Jews to hell. In the mix will be many homosexuals and assorted other sinners whose souls are blackened by lust, greed, gluttony, and avarice. The good news is that Christ forgives for the worst of sin. I know this because He forgave me for killing Him and even left me a message telling me so.

Your parents will probably also burn in the fiery pits of Hell, but at least you are heading toward the light of Christ's love, and a spot where you can watch them writhe in agony. Praise God!

Keep reading the Word of God, and don't skip a single begat or whatsoever. Immerse yourself in His instruction manual! You will soon learn what a God He is, from every judgment to His every promise.

Formerly Jewish, now forgiven,
Morton

[Jim Farmer]

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I still am looking for the Holy Bible.

Have you checked under the sofa? I once found mine there after it was missing for 10 minutes. I think it was the dog who did it.

Anyway, welcome to God's favourite forum

[Alvin Moss]

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I must admit, in the most forthright manner, that I am as suspicious of Italians as I am of Frenchmen. Though they speak different languages, they are actually very similar. Both races are nations of drunks. Mostly, their sin is wine bibing, but both races also make strong whiskeys. Also, they seem incapable of speech without a cigarette in their lips. Both nations are Romans, though the Italians alone bear the stigma of the crucifixion of the Lord Jesus. In fact, the Italians are the original Romans. Still, they have not surpassed the French in idol worshipping or even in the art of the surrender.

I do believe that the possibility of salvation exists for the Italians and even the French, though verifiable Christians are as rare as hen's teeth in their country. I will give this Italian the benefit of the doubt, until he proves untrustworthy.

So then, fellow; what brings you to these parts?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am an Italian. I was, until 3 days ago, an atheist. But I want to change. I want to repent, and start my way to become a :true:.
I still am looking for the Holy Bible.

So here I am

Dear Garlic-eating Dago Heathen;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you understand the difference between a Christian and a Mary-worshiping papist. I wonder how many times you have been raped by priests?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[CaseyDamon]

Hi Everyone,

I am newbie in this community. Feeling glad to be a part of this forum. Here I wanna share my ideas and views about Messianic Jewish Theology.