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  • Godless Italian
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    • Jan 2015
    • 10

    #1

    Introduction

    I am an Italian. I was, until 3 days ago, an atheist. But I want to change. I want to repent, and start my way to become a :true:.
    I still am looking for the Holy Bible.

    So here I am
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
  • Godless Italian
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    • Jan 2015
    • 10

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    sorry but i don't know how to write the normal version of :true_fancy:
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Where did you go? For someone who wanted to be a you sure did run away fast.

      Come back!

      Tell us how you found Jesus!

      You can find the Holy Bible online, or go to your nearest Baptist church and ask for one.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Godless Italian
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        • Jan 2015
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        I actually have to find Jesus still, for myself being such a sinful person from the very first day
        I found the same site you said just two hours ago, and I started reading the Word of God
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12975

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Godless Italian View Post
          I actually have to find Jesus still, for myself being such a sinful person from the very first day
          I found the same site you said just two hours ago, and I started reading the Word of God
          Good for you, dear. There might be hope for you yet. A cautious to God's favorite website!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • BaptistBethany
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            • Feb 2014
            • 280

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Godless Italian View Post
            I actually have to find Jesus still, for myself being such a sinful person from the very first day
            I found the same site you said just two hours ago, and I started reading the Word of God
            Welcome, Welcome, Welcome!!!
            Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
            Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
            ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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            • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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              • May 2014
              • 709

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              So, your parents are not catlicks?
              PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
              Revelation 21:8

              Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
              Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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              • Godless Italian
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                • Jan 2015
                • 10

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                No. I am ashamed to say you that they are atheist.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Godless Italian View Post
                  No. I am ashamed to say you that they are atheist.
                  Well Praise Jesus for plucking you right out of the arms of Satan himself!

                  You might start HERE, and read the Holy Bible along with us HERE. Feel free to share any questions or comments you have on any one of our thousands of Divinely Inspired thread topics. While this is the only forum you can start a thread in, you can participate in any. You can search for specific topics HERE.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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                    • May 2014
                    • 709

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Godless Italian View Post
                    No. I am ashamed to say you that they are atheist.
                    Praise.

                    You did not have to work as an altar boy.

                    So, you're parents are one of those italian commies? We just know that there are only commies and catlicks in Italy.
                    PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                    Revelation 21:8

                    Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                    Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                    • Morton Weinstein
                      Repenting jooboy
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 107

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      Welcome, Roman!

                      It is good that you found this place before Christ came back to earth to send all Catholics and unrepentant Jews to hell. In the mix will be many homosexuals and assorted other sinners whose souls are blackened by lust, greed, gluttony, and avarice. The good news is that Christ forgives for the worst of sin. I know this because He forgave me for killing Him and even left me a message telling me so.

                      Your parents will probably also burn in the fiery pits of Hell, but at least you are heading toward the light of Christ's love, and a spot where you can watch them writhe in agony. Praise God!

                      Keep reading the Word of God, and don't skip a single begat or whatsoever. Immerse yourself in His instruction manual! You will soon learn what a God He is, from every judgment to His every promise.

                      Formerly Jewish, now forgiven,
                      Morton

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                      • Jim Farmer
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 2293

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Godless Italian View Post
                        I still am looking for the Holy Bible.
                        Have you checked under the sofa? I once found mine there after it was missing for 10 minutes. I think it was the dog who did it.

                        Anyway, welcome to God's favourite forum
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                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction

                          I must admit, in the most forthright manner, that I am as suspicious of Italians as I am of Frenchmen. Though they speak different languages, they are actually very similar. Both races are nations of drunks. Mostly, their sin is wine bibing, but both races also make strong whiskeys. Also, they seem incapable of speech without a cigarette in their lips. Both nations are Romans, though the Italians alone bear the stigma of the crucifixion of the Lord Jesus. In fact, the Italians are the original Romans. Still, they have not surpassed the French in idol worshipping or even in the art of the surrender.

                          I do believe that the possibility of salvation exists for the Italians and even the French, though verifiable Christians are as rare as hen's teeth in their country. I will give this Italian the benefit of the doubt, until he proves untrustworthy.

                          So then, fellow; what brings you to these parts?
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #14
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by Godless Italian View Post
                            I am an Italian. I was, until 3 days ago, an atheist. But I want to change. I want to repent, and start my way to become a :true:.
                            I still am looking for the Holy Bible.

                            So here I am
                            Dear Garlic-eating Dago Heathen;

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                            YIC,

                            --Pastor Ezekiel
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • CaseyDamon
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                              • Jan 2015
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                              #15
                              Hi Everyone,

                              I am newbie in this community. Feeling glad to be a part of this forum. Here I wanna share my ideas and views about Messianic Jewish Theology.

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